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The Blue Revenge: The case has totally collapsed edition

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Save for one brief mini-throwback, it’s been more than two years since our last “Blue Revenge,” a compilation of hubristic right wing posts pulled from The Hill for our commenters to drop a friendly reply to remind them that their prognostication did not come to pass – and you’ve already guessed what this one is about. Emphasis on friendly because we’re not trying to encourage shitposting. And replace “The Hill” with “Mediaite,” because as much as the former sucked the latter now sucks even worse. Click anywhere on the comment boxes below to open a new tab in your browser.

interloper • 3 days ago
️ JUST ANOTHER FAILED ATTEMPT BY THE LEFTISTS TO TARGET A POLITICAL OPPONENT.
Tue, 5/28/2024 9:48 PM on ‘Lawyer Tells CNN Trump Prosecution ‘Fell Way Short”

I’m for freedom • 3 days ago
️Hilarious! Even CNN sez the Biden lawfare election interference case collapsed !
Tue, 5/28/2024 7:57 PM on ‘Lawyer Tells CNN Trump Prosecution ‘Fell Way Short”

My ESG Score is Zero • 3 days ago
️There never was any case against Trump. Trump’s only crime was beating Hillary in 2016 and not being beholding to the swamp.
Tue, 5/28/2024 3:54 PM on ‘Lawyer Tells CNN Trump Prosecution ‘Fell Way Short”

Bill Pearlman • 3 days ago
️Trump stock is up $4 today. Market is saying acquittal
Tue, 5/28/2024 2:22 PM on ‘Lawyer Tells CNN Trump Prosecution ‘Fell Way Short”

Mr. Scorpio Dan’s favorite • 14 days ago
️The best Bragg can hope for is a hung jury now. His star witness was useless
Fri, 5/17/2024 6:59 AM on ‘Trump Suggests Alvin Bragg ‘Is Going To Drop’ New York Case Against Him: ‘Never Wanted To Bring the Witch Hunt Against Me’’

Daily Entropy (LGBWTF) • 14 days ago
️Anyone seeing a pattern of less than competent DAs in democrat districts?
Fri, 5/17/2024 2:18 AM on ‘Michael Cohen’s Testimony Believed To Hurt the Prosecution’

Anonymouse • 15 days ago
️Cohen was hammered today 9x worse than Paul Pelosi.
Thu, 5/16/2024 10:38 PM on ‘Michael Cohen’s Testimony Believed To Hurt the Prosecution’

bob ross • 15 days ago
️Case is 100% a slam dunk for Trump. The only way he loses is the jury is made up of low IQ leftists like on this comment section. The prosecution has zero evidence at all except the word of a POS
Thu, 5/16/2024 10:18 PM on ‘Elie Honig Says Michael Cohen’s Testimony Was Devastating’

zama202 • 15 days ago
️Trump’s lawyers have completely destroyed and humiliated Fat alvin and mikey cohen. If this were a boxing match the ref would’ve stopped it.
Thu, 5/16/2024 9:38 PM on ‘Elie Honig Says Michael Cohen’s Testimony Was Devastating’

AdiosAmerica • 15 days ago
️When Trump is actually acquitted, he will be unstoppable.
Thu, 5/16/2024 7:24 PM on ‘Elie Honig Says Michael Cohen’s Testimony Was Devastating’

5DChess • 15 days ago
️Why are leftists unable to ever accept information that doesn’t support their preferred narrative? The level of mental gymnastics displayed in this comment section as well as the similar article about Lisa Rubin’s take is off the charts.
Thu, 5/16/2024 6:59 PM on ‘Elie Honig Says Michael Cohen’s Testimony Was Devastating’

vijnyan • 15 days ago
️This is devastating for democrats.
Thu, 5/16/2024 5:48 PM on ‘Michael Cohen’s Testimony Believed To Hurt the Prosecution’

Thaddeus_Kosciuszko • 15 days ago
️C’mon — did anyone really think that they had a case anyway? If so, you are lost so deep within Sleepy Hollow that you will never awaken! (If I were the defense, I would rest.)
Thu, 5/16/2024 7:27 PM on ‘Michael Cohen’s Testimony Believed To Hurt the Prosecution’

ChelseaFCinDC • 15 days ago
️Well, there was a reason why the district attorney initially did not want to fabricate some charges. When you have to depend on a convicted perjurer to make your case, you may be in a bit of trouble.
Thu, 5/16/2024 6:26 PM on ‘Michael Cohen’s Testimony Believed To Hurt the Prosecution’

David Cohen • 15 days ago
️Bragg can’t even run a show trial properly.
Thu, 5/16/2024 6:13 PM on ‘Michael Cohen’s Testimony Believed To Hurt the Prosecution’

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