You can’t make this shit up: The Daily Beast reports that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas failed to report a yacht trip and a helicopter flight to a palace in fucking St Petersburg, Russia as among the graft from right wing billionaires over his long and sordid career.
The only detail that makes this a little less fan fiction-y is that it occurred in 2003, long before the GOP really got in bed with the Kremlin. Senate Dems Ron Wyden and Sheldon Whitehouse listed it as among the “Likely undisclosed gifts from Harlan Crow and affiliated companies.”