Ohio Lt Governor Jon Husted to replace JD Vance in Senate

Sources tell the Cook Political Report that Ohio Governor Mike DeWine will appoint Lt Gov Jon Husted to replace couchfucker JD Vance in the Senate. Assclown Vivek Ramaswamy was supposedly in the mix but may have declined to run for governor himself in 2026.

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