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Comer writes Jerry Nadler smells like shit

In a passage clipped by the Washington Times, House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer writes in his lame new book that he “told [other dumbass Committee Chair Jim] Jordan that I despised Raskin so much I would trade ranking members with him. I would rather smell shit for five straight hours than listen to Jamie Raskin lie like a dog! To properly understand that juxtaposition, you need to ride in an elevator for a few floors with Jim Jordan’s ranking member, Jerry Nadler.”

In another section about the Hunter Biden deposition, Comer writes that Dem Eric Swalwell “popped off one of his usual smart-ass remarks demanding the terms he wanted, and I quickly snapped back, ‘I don’t care what you want, Eric.’ As I was attempting to restore order, Judiciary ranking member Jerry Nadler, who had already filled the room with his signature essence, Eau de Truck Stop Restroom, swelled with emotion (or something equally noxious) and cried forth, ‘Well, I care!’”

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