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Middle East’s savior to sign order deporting “antisemites”

Convicted felon President Trump is expected to sign an executive order Wednesday instructing federal agencies “to identify civil and criminal authorities available to combat antisemitism, including finding ways to deport anti-Jewish activists who violated laws,” the New York Post reports.

The order will require a 60-day review by the Justice Department about what laws were broken during all the “Free Palestine” protests, many of them no doubt attended by American citizens who either stayed home, voted for Jill Stein, or horseshoed to casting a ballot for the Orange God Emperor. The real point of it however is to identify and deport any foreigners on student visas who participated in the protests on campuses because they gave him an excuse to do it.

The “combat antisemitism” angle is great. While it’s not like there’s a massive cohort of European Neo-Nazis here on whatever kinds of visas, the number can’t be zero either. However many there are, they won’t need to worry about deportation. Neither will the South African guy who in 2023 agreed with a Twitter user who wrote “Jewish communities have been pushing the exact kind of dialectical hatred against whites that they claim to want people to stop using against them.”

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