Convicted felon President Trump’s $15 billion lawsuit against the New York Times, unceremoniously tossed from a Florida federal court last month for the complaint being “improper and impermissible” because of its 85 pages of ballsucking praise for the Holy Orange God Emperor, has been officially refiled and trimmed down to 40 pages, and appears to be lighter on the glory and greatness.

But lighter does not mean completely devoid of it as the intro still ends with allegations that that two Times articles from last year plus a book by one of their reporters “wrongly defame and disparage President Trump’s hard-earned professional reputation, which he painstakingly built for decades as a private citizen before becoming President of the United States, including as a successful businessman and as star of the most successful reality television show of all-time – The Apprentice.”

It’s also really putting the complain in complaint, citing passages like one from an October 2024 article describing the shitty reality show’s producers’ first visit to the Trump Tower in 2003 – “Mr Trump’s own desk bore no evidence of work, no computer screens or piles of contracts and blueprints, just a blanket of news articles focused on one subject: himself” – as defamatory.

As though the Times would want to make that up and further degrade their educated readership’s mental health by reinforcing their perception of the president as a petty mental child.