The AI slop generated to illustrate Jared Kushner and that other scrotum Steve Witkoff’s vision for Gaza in 10 years isn’t unrealistic enough, National Zero reports based on a cursory viewing of the pitch deck slides obtained by the Wall Street Journal last week. Where are the flying cars and floating holographic billboards? Why are the skyscrapers so modest rather than triple the height of the Burj Khalifa? Who left “SpaceX port with galactic commerce ships docked” out of the prompt?

Fire that son of a bitch right now, Jared. He’s got no place on your team.

Look at this freaking snore of a future Gaza: The high speed trains are just one deck instead of three, there’s no glowing purple-plasma tracks to power their 500 mph engines and the goddamned planes are just regular jetliners and not advanced VTOLs piloted by quantum machine minds.

At least all the meaningless jargon about “Modern telecom and satellite solutions for enhanced connectivity; secure digital identity and trust frameworks” infrastructure being build on top of ground peppered with the ashes of children incinerated by Israeli munitions shows the commitment to the bit in the “substance” of the non-realism. But you have to rope people in, get their attention first with the flashy bullshit before you get down to the brass tacks of the technical bullshit.

Luckily for Kush and pals US taxpayers are already on the hook for “investing” into turning a war crime scene into their “tech hub” and resort town. “The project, according to the draft, would cost a total of $112.1 billion over 10 years, though the US would commit to being an ‘anchor’ supporting nearly $60 billion in grants and guarantees on debt for ‘all the contemplated workstreams’ in that time period. Gaza could then self-fund many projects over the following years of the plan, the proposal projects, and eventually pay down its debt as improvements fuel local industry and the broader economy,” the Journal writes. Yes, this pitch deck is official US government policy.