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“THE DAY OF RECKONING AND RETRIBUTION IS COMING!”

“Do the people of Minnesota really want to live in a community in which their are thousands of already convicted murderers, drug dealers and addicts, rapists, violent released and escaped prisoners, dangerous people from foreign mental institutions and insane asylums, and other deadly criminals too dangerous to even mention. All the patriots of ICE want to do is remove them from your neighborhood and send them back to the prisons and mental institutions from where they came, most in foreign Countries who illegally entered the USA though Sleepy Joe Biden’s HORRIBLE Open Border’s Policy. Every place we go, crime comes down. In Chicago, despite a weak and incompetent Governor and Mayor fighting us all the way, a big improvement was made. Thousands of Criminals were removed! Minnesota Democrats love the unrest that anarchists and professional agitators are causing because it gets the spotlight off of the 19 Billion Dollars that was stollen by really bad and deranged people. FEAR NOT, GREAT PEOPLE OF MINNESOTA, THE DAY OF RECKONING AND RETRIBUTION IS COMING!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday.

Well that’s a pitch to the Twin Cities. It’s like he expects them to say “Well when you put it that way, we totally support ICE going to door to door and systematically ransacking our homes searching for undocumented migrants. And he’s so right about it all being a distraction from the 19 Billion Dollars that was stollen.” Now maybe it would be better to just not make any pitch at all and simply leave ICE to do their “job.” This whole trying to pay tribute to virtue thing rings a little hollow when nobody’s under any notion that this isn’t all just kayfabe of a “fuck you” to Minneapolis for not voting for Republicans, all ready made as spank material for Fox News viewers who need their rage fix.

Trump’s will is being imposed on the city whether they like it or not. No need for him to waste what little executive function capacity is left in his rapidly decaying mind coming up with a “rationale.”

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