Ughhhhhh man this whole “documentary” thing is just such a freaking joke. Part of it is sad too…
As you can see, this is the assigned seating chart for the Regal Union Square in Manhattan’s first Friday morning showing of the Ratner joint. It’s not just the low number of booked seats…

…it’s that you can plainly see six of them booked in a row, as though a group of MAGA friends coordinated so that they could all go together to watch this stupid shit at 10:30 AM on a Friday.
Now THAT is freaking sad and is just ALMOST worth a trip to go gawk at.