Military locked and loaded for another Iran attack by weekend: CNN

US military officials tell CNN that assets will be in place for another round of attacks on Iran by this weekend and it’s only a matter of whether convicted felon President Trump decides it’s go time.

The reasons for bombing Iran were not actually clear, however. Probably the Epstein files.

Alaska Wildlife Troopers put some bad moose to good use

Newsmax declares Steve Bannon an enemy of the state

Military locked and loaded for another Iran attack by weekend: CNN

Pittsylvania County, Virginia Republican supervisor the sole vote opposed to his censure for shoplifting kratom from gas station

NRCC, RNC sue to stop Virginia redistricting

See, this is what’s going to get community notes throttled this year

Tony Gonzales absolutely disgusted MAGA primary challenger would politicize Tony’s mistress’s horrific self-immolation suicide

Tucker claims he was “detained” and “interrogated” in Israel

Racist president welcomes Black supporters: Live video

California sheriff says eight of nine missing skiers found dead

Mauritius is woke: President of the United States of America

WATCH LIVE: Karoline Kamikaze!

“The concerns stem from a recent Associated Press report…”

Third Canadian Tory of current Parliament defects to Carney’s Libs

K$H just can’t tell a “Sir, thank you” story the way the old man can

FCC incel confirms agency investigating The View

Uday and Qusay done pretending to hide the blatant corruption

Team Orange resigned to Trump fucking midterms up for GOP

Regime appeals order to restore slavery exhibits

EPIC! Lindsey Graham COMPLETELY OWNS Ayatollah in tweet!

CBP agent pleads guilty to child porn charge, faces up to 20 years

Cornhole and pals pissed away $60 million on anti-Paxton ads

Kentucky hick says “it’s not a sin to be white” in ad

Peruvian congress removes president from office, again

Judge sides with Buffalo Wild Wings in “boneless wings” lawsuit

New Polymarket midterm odds stir freakout among assholes who would believe Polymarket midterm odds to be determinative

Nine skiers still missing after avalanche in California: officials

Noem pulled Coast Guard plane from search for missing member

Third-tier Fox host confirms top DHS propagandist quitting

PR chodes warn corporations Dem oversight “tsunami” incoming

Foul-smelling torrent of shit urges action on ruptured sewage pipe

“Blood on their hands”

Fox News reports “Christian mother” murdered in Ohio

Russian “pickup artist” accused of filming sex acts in Kenya, Ghana

John Solomon reports Biden border crisis still unabated

Iranians close Strait of Hormuz as US carrier steams toward region

Jesse Jackson has died

Trump officially fucks over John Cornyn

Ken Paxton cracking down on schools with too many anti-ICE kids

“Others suggest it could see a surge from morbidly curious liberals”

Tom Emmer says judicial oversight is for gay little weenies

Fat Hitler skips the part about already losing, contradicts Karoline

Report: People actually paying for Corey Lewandowski Cameos

Yeah the “context” doesn’t actually make it any less unbecoming

Leader of the Free World already hard at work governing nation

French Antifa libs fatally beat 23 year-old Vichy activist

QAdulteress rips Oz for inviting Epstein to 2016 Valentine’s party

Twitter as functional as Elon’s orbitofrontal cortex

Florida officials think alcohol a contributing factor in Nicaraguan anesthesiologist’s death while trapped in Dollar Tree freezer

Explorers find Lake Michigan shipwreck after 153 years