Blackburn delivers for Tennesseeans

Republican Tennessee Senator Marsha “Fucking Idiot” Blackburn on Tuesday announced she had secured a major win for her constituents by preventing ICE from building a detention facility in Wilson County, the Tennessean reports on red staters not actually wanting what they voted for.

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Blackburn delivers for Tennesseeans

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