Jaydee blamemaxxes Biden when poll-mogged on Fox News

Don’t be a jester if you don’t get the headline about subhuman Vice President Neckbeard’s cortisolmaxxing after being poll-mogged by Fox News foidslayer Bill Hemmer and his adamantium jawframe, just groll with it and appreciate the suckery on its own terms. Especially how Jaydee fails to just outright reject the polls as being fake or oversampling libs, illegal immigrants, etc.

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Jaydee blamemaxxes Biden when poll-mogged on Fox News

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