WATCH LIVE: Binge drinker yells at reporters some more

It’s a slightly whole new world for Petey Pee Pants, Pam Bondi, and the others now that they realize they are actually replaceable, so let’s see if that factors in to how Kegsbreath handles himself.

Meanwhile the fat boss himself may or may not take questions at the White House:

The Truth is Out There… in the anodyne fucking stupidity and greed

Villager who put The Villages on map arrested where it all began

Free speech-hating Woko Haram Nazis investigating patriot

WATCH LIVE: Binge drinker yells at reporters some more

Rabbis rage at Shabbat transit opening for stranded Israelis

Republican voter arrested on child pornography charges in Ohio

“Corey Lewandowski is expected to leave with her”

Sort of lawyer-ish failure’s license under Florida Bar review

Louisiana hit with relatively massive earthquake

LIVE: Noem speaks from the bottom of the (figurative) gravel pit

Capitol rioter gets life in prison for post-release molestation

Kristi Noem fired, Markwayne Mullin to take over as DHS Secretary

Top MAGA shitposter Nick Sortor preemptively extremely butthurt

Report: President may have made false statement to Axios reporter

House GOP leadership asks Gonzales to drop out of runoff

Ken Paxton maneuvers to put John Cornhole in Trump’s vise

World’s richest man hopes someone else resurrects dinosaurs

Jaydee’s CBS town hall postponed indefinitely “due to the war”

Legal scholar Mike Johnson says marital infidelity isn’t illegal

WATCH LIVE: House Armed Services Committee hearing

President commands thrall to put “PASSION” into sating his whims

“The faction of the White House that would care about $80-90 oil was being silenced… There were louder voices winning”: Oil exec

Extremist Chinese dissident cult propagandists 🚨-level concerned

Noem really might be fired: Punchbowl News

Montana Senator Steve Daines drops reelection bid

Tony Gonzales admits affair

Utah Congressman Burgess Owens self-waives from GOP roster

Regime gives up prosecuting Biden and aides for “autopen”: NYT

Thanks for the Nobel, Maria!

House Oversight subpoenas Pam Bondi on Epstein investigation

Prethident Trump partithipates in thome roundtable: Live video

Spanish Foreign Minister says Karoline full of shit about cooperation

“Let’s just hope something doesn’t go really wrong”

Orange God Emperor brings the usual reality show bullshit again

WATCH LIVE: Karoline’s War

Republican New Jersey official insists she’s “the victim here” after reporter asks why she threatened to call ICE on landscapers

Grown men reduced to hoping other grown man posts something

Dog murderer sits down for another rough hearing: Live video

ChiCom leadership acting like catty high school girls again

House Ethics announces special subcommittee to probe Gonzales

WATCH LIVE: Walz and Ellison take on Comer and his minions

Sanctioned Russian LNG tanker explodes in Mediterranean

National average gas price now higher than when Biden left office

WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants yells at reporters some more

Embassy orders Americans in Qatar to stay away from windows

“No problem blowing up the Iranians, but…”

Comer amped to continue fighting the last war

Kathy Hochul 51 – Bruce Blakeman 31 in New York: Siena poll

There’s a war in Ecuador too, boo

Dan Crenshaw loses primary to challenger with two eyes