“At approximately 10:18 am this morning, IPD was contacted by Cargo Largo Security regarding a suspicious powder substance located in the packaging of a Barbie Doll. IPD determined the substance was fentanyl and immediately began an investigation with Cargo Largo to determine how many compromised units were sold. It was determined five compromised units were sold. IPD has tracked down four of the units. Only one unit remains outstanding and we have an active lead we are working to track it down. IPD’s investigation revealed the dolls themselves were not compromised.”
“Fentanyl was discovered taped inside the back packaging of the dolls. There is no reason to believe compromised units were sent to other retailers and no injuries have been reported. This remains an active investigation,” wrote the Independence, Missouri Police Department in a Facebook post on Sunday, later updating it to say they tracked down the fifth one before some little girl opened it and was killed on contact with the powerful opioid. Hopefully they had a clean replacement handy.
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