Not a lot of people know this but there’s a thing called diesel, it’s sort of a special kind of gasoline that truckers use for their engines and it’s more powerful than regular gasoline. So powerful in fact that even trains and boats use it, if you can believe it. That’s why the radical socialists tried to stop it, they wanted to stop all the diesel from coming out of the pipes because makes the engines go extra loud and powerful to pull the trailers full of all sorts of things and food that people buy.

The price of diesel is SKYROCKETING now because the economy is the hottest thing on the planet, at a completely and totally unprecedented price of $5.85 a gallon after “TRUMP” solved eight wars and ended the Biden nightmare of the border invasion and the transgender for everybody. Crooked Joe’s economy was in shambles and the “TRUMP” administration is still dealing with the hangover from his assault on American energy. That’s why diesel prices are at a record high.

And to switch tone to a more normal National Zero voice, that bullshit was harder to write than it looks. Luckily for the dipshit “reporters” in the MAGA media they won’t actually have to write anything like it since their editors are just going to pretend it’s not happening. Oh and regular gas is set for an all-time Labor Day weekend high of $4.14 a gallon. The previous record price for the holiday was $3.84/gallon in 2012. “Gas prices are about to hit a record high during the Labor Day weekend. @BarackObama could have stopped this,” tweeted a certain someone that year.