In an era of a lot of instant-“no shit, of course this would happen” headlines some nevertheless manage to stick out from the crowd of publicly chronicled predictable supervillainy, like this CNN report on drug-addicted semi-trillionaire Elon Musk putting the swiping the AMEX to help the struggling Senate campaign of comically corrupt and amoral Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton.
“The business interests, the long-term investment that he is making, the Musk operation politically does not need to have a Democrat in their backyard,” said Lone Star State GOP strategist Matt Langston, adding “They will invest. They will get involved in a big way,” but not saying “this is fucking embarrassing that a three-time statewide election winner needs this much money to win a fourth AFTER we already collectively pissed away $92 million to lose the primary to him.”