Categories
Uncategorized

MyPillow dipshit offers help with plea deals for election fraudsters, also says his new social network will beat Twitter in a few weeks

Mediaite: “MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has a message for those who took part in the (imaginary) theft of the 2020 election: contact him, and you might be able to get a reduced prison sentence. During an appearance on Charlie Kirk’s podcast Friday, Lindell also shared he will have his own social media platform up and running that would be larger than Twitter in a few weeks. Lindell has repeatedly pushed the conspiracy theory that Donald Trump actually won the 2020 election – making claims that landed him a $1.3 billion lawsuit from voting systems company Dominion – and claimed on Kirk’s podcast that the former president won Arizona by 600,000 votes. Lindell has baselessly claimed that a cabal of Trump opponents, including Dominion and Smartmatic, helped steal the election for Joe Biden. While many of his claims have been totally refuted by courts and common sense, Lindell told Kirk that perpetrators of the fraud are facing jail time.”

“‘There will be a big surprise of evidence. There’s going to be, I’ll tell you this, there’s going to be whistleblowers, there’s going to be people that work within organizations that are going to come forward, so they don’t get longer prison sentences,’ Lindell stated at one point during the almost hour-long discussion. ‘I will tell everyone out there right now if you want to reach out to me, you probably should, if you’re one of the criminals, because maybe you can work out a deal, so you don’t the longest sentences,’ Lindell further declared. ‘It’s kinda like back to the old mafia days.’ ‘This is going to be so broad, and just explode,’ Lindell added. Lindell went on to advise Georgia Governor Brian Kemp and Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to ‘run for the hills’ in the hopes of avoiding prison. Throughout his podcast appearance, the pillow maven repeatedly teased that he will be launching his own social media platform – to rival both YouTube and Twitter – within weeks.”

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Fox News edits out the “Praise be to Allah” part

5 hours ago

“Open the Fuckin Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell”: Increasingly insane autocrat’s Easter message of non-peace

6 hours ago

Second missing US F-15 crew member rescued

14 hours ago

Amazon hits marketplace sellers with 3.5 percent fuel surcharge

23 hours ago

Orange Ayatollah now almost literally saying “Allahu akbar” online

1 day ago

Maduro autographs Tekashi 6ix9ine’s toy SpongeBob

1 day ago

Fox News locked in on desperate race to find missing pilot

1 day ago

President displays his concern for still-missing downed F-15 pilot

2 days ago

Villager opposed to other Villager’s Trump restroom naming plan

2 days ago

Pentagon chapel kind of officially exiles Catholics on Good Friday

2 days ago

Justice Department lawyer wastes perfectly good picture frame

2 days ago

Rescuers bring back one of two F-15 crew members

2 days ago

WINNING: Multinational company hiring 60,000 in Trump economy

2 days ago

Everything is awesome

2 days ago

ICE arrests Palestine-born leader of Milwaukee Islamic community

2 days ago

Iranians shoot down USAF F-15

2 days ago

Slobbery tryst gets awkward when other man’s name comes up

2 days ago

Man who knows he’s a fraud charged with recognizing it in others

2 days ago

Regime budget increases both death abroad and suffering at home

2 days ago

Fox News reports Trump hasn’t actually ended DEI

2 days ago

Chinese drug trafficking suspect extradited from US back home

2 days ago

Myanmar transitions from military dictatorship to uncivic autocracy

2 days ago

Swalwell says Bondi never tipped him off, Trump an idiot

3 days ago

Petey Pee Pants fires Army chief of staff in middle of war

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Tornado streamer apparently closing in on tornado

3 days ago

Delaware cops find “possible human skull” along creek in woods

3 days ago

“For the record, the DOW was under 50,000”

3 days ago

Pam Bondi officially fired, Trump confirms

3 days ago

RonAnon warns Supreme Court will “create millions” of bad voters

3 days ago

President celebrates his supplicants doing the “leading” for him, expresses hope opposing ICE murders will cost Dems in midterms

3 days ago

Byron Noem’s fake boobs were an “open secret” in White House

3 days ago

Fox Couchman incensed TV libs won’t give Trump “any credibility”

3 days ago

West Texas crude almost at $110 a barrel

3 days ago

Tulsi may be the next one headed to unemployment line: report

3 days ago

Markwayne pauses warehouse acquisitions for ICE gulags

3 days ago

Pete was able to close one eye long enough to type this

3 days ago

Trump grabs Kuntz for Southern Florida district court nomination

4 days ago

Pam Bondi may be flushed down the golden toilet soon: CNN

4 days ago

Mental train wreck declares victory over Iran or some shit: Live

4 days ago

Indiana Bud Light truck joyrider was also over the legal limit

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Artemis II launches translunar orbit mission

4 days ago

Border Patrol chief accused of preferring Asian, Latina prostitutes

4 days ago

Lawyer says quadruple amputee killed friend in self-defense

4 days ago

Former Real Housewives star spills on doing time with Ghislaine

4 days ago

DC mayor announces new rodent control initiative, and no…

4 days ago

Frau Ingraham’s message just slightly more subtle than her chyron

4 days ago

Save the Krill activists plow ship into trawler off Antarctica

4 days ago

Egyptians used slave toil efficiently to build pyramids: study

4 days ago

Deeply frustrated fan vents on internet as team crumbles on field

4 days ago

Bored loser exits big showdown early

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x