Senate confirms Merrick Garland to US Attorney General

This should’ve happened over a month ago, but Lindsey Graham is a bitch who will do anything to escape justice. There’s a new sheriff in town. 70 yes and 30 no votes.

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STEFANIK QUITS GOV RACE AND 2026 REELECTION LOL

Wyoming Senator too “exhausted” to run for reelection in 2026

Thanks for saving the koala, but also kind of no thanks, asshole

South Carolina pastor indicted after driving young wife to suicide

WATCH LIVE: Trump holds up some bullshit shiny object to distract from imminent release of all the dirt on his dead ex-bestie Jeff

Dems already threatening lawsuits over Blanche’s weaseling

Top DOD lawyer told JCOS chair to try retiring if issued illegal order

Noem admits first Trump Admin gave Brown maniac his green card

Orange Fuhrer gets a little myopic on polling numbers

Consumer sentiment “current conditions” at lowest-ever level

Todd Blanche really sucks at this Epstein files gaslighting bit

Fundraising email declares “Trump is SAD”

Singapore adds ass-caning penalties for fraud convictions

WATCH LIVE: Turning Point cult fest

TikTok sold to MAGA-allied syndicate

NASA’s DEI hire to hold press conference after eight month ISS stay

Nutlick says Q2 2026 economy will be “amazing”

Justice Department racing to redact Epstein files

There might actually be a person of interest in Brown shootings

WATCH LIVE: Grandpa surrounded by white coats

Minister of Information praises most glorious Leader’s achievement

Lula says fuck off to legislature trying to spring Bolsonaro early

Christmas pageant camel kicks Texas Megachurch congregant

“The creation of a penis costs on average in America – according to this data, high quality $150,000 per child”: Top public health official

The most miraculous resurrection of the Quesarito hath come

Pope fires MAGA New York City Cardinal

This tweet is a total game-changer for the American people

German prosecutors charge eight young Reichsters with terror plot

Regime aims to put Trump book for kids in Afrikaner welcome pack

Fox and Friends chills warm feels with nagging, depressing facts

“He came across a little shouty”

Bill Hader told Nick Reiner to get lost prior to savage murders

LIVE: Trump’s stupid end-of-year address

Regime aims to denaturalize thousands next year

Dersh pitches Trump on “legal” argument for running for third term

Fox News reports viewers should use incognito mode on their AIs

Orange Overlord twice mangles First Amendment in single post

Significant share of GOP voters credit Biden for good economy: poll

WATCH LIVE: Trump goes through motions of “dignified transfer”

Mike Johnson hasn’t lost control of the House: Mike Johnson

Dan Bongino already turned in his papers: report

WATCH LIVE: Maybe some sort of healthcare vote in House

Ex-Harvard Med School body shop chief sentenced for selling parts

Obamacare extension discharge petition reaches 218 votes

South Africa arrests Kenyan migrants illegally hired by US State Department to process white Afrikaner asylum applications

WATCH LIVE: FCC incel Brendan Carr faces Senate hearing

Second-to-last Trump-impeaching Republican calls it quits

Lack of that Kushner magic dooms Paramount bid for Warner

Fox News hypes sex pest’s documentary about former sex worker