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MyPillow shitbrain now says six months until Trump is reinstated

“Six months from now, Trump will be our real president and our country will be heading toward its greatest rebirth in history” – Mike Lindell in Rolling Stone’s piece on his Saturday FrankSpeech rally. This tacks another four months onto Lindell’s fictional future timeline that less than two weeks ago put Trump back in office by August 2021 – at the latest. At this rate, if four months are added to the Trump reinstatement target date on a recurring basis every twelve days, we estimate that on September 29th, 2021 Lindell will say Trump will be back in office on or about January 20th, 2025.

We do not know whether or not this means Trump will have won reelection or have been reinstalled by QAnon military coup something something without the need to run again in 2024. Probably the latter, but we can’t be certain since we’re not exactly experts on MyPillow-verse trivia.

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