Biden-Putin summit ends earlier than expected

“The Biden-Putin summit is over, a White House official confirms to the pool” CBS News White House Correspondent Kathryn Watson tweeted, shortly after Axios reported “The leaders concluded an expanded bilateral meeting – their second round of closed-door talks – at 11:05 a.m. ET, after about an hour, according to the White House. The session was shorter than expected.”

Horseplaying in the street ends tragically for real this time

Markwayne concedes Hegseth and Gaetz may not have Senate majority, gets annoyed Dems confirmed LGBTQ Biden nominees

Trucks full of Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar’s tequila jacked in Texas

Mike Johnson walks back most of Trump’s campaign promises

Hegseth paid off sexual assault accuser

Pharma stocks took a beating on Friday

Fox and Friends B-team defend their dude’s Nazi-ish tattoo

MAGA Muslims already unhappy with Orange Ayatollah

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CC

Rudy turns over watches, car to Georgia election workers

Cantaloupe’s crew reconsidering Fox’s latest abuser for Pentagon

Blondi to bark at reporters in White House press briefing room

Fox urges failing chains to close before January 20th

Johnson commands Ethics Committee to bury Gaetz report

Mike Pence swings in to oppose RFK Jr nomination

“Look, Matt Gaetz is a brilliant legal mind”

Steven Cheung considers Pete Hegseth rape matter closed

Nancy Mace ready to spank the monkey testing lab in her state

Four Canadians burned alive last month because Tesla doors stuck

Future First Lady-in-exile debuts new digital grift

Leading US import making big impact with Caribbean Islanders

This is so much better than a veto

Roadkill expert to lead Trump HHS

Four arrested for insurance fraud after biologist determines it was a guy in a bear suit that ripped up Rolls Royce’s interior, not a bear

Cornhole wants to see House Ethics report on Matt Gaetz

Veteran anchor weighs in on Trump’s unconventional cabinet picks

The Onion wins Infowars auction

“Stop shit like this”

Premature explosion ruins date with Brazilian Supreme Court

The Horror

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Matt Gaetz resigns

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“Uncommitted” asshole pleads with Biden to do something now

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John Thune elected Senate Majority Leader

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Melania unlikely to move into the White House

Ohio Republican seeks to ban colleges from asking for pronouns

Jones ally to offer 7-figure bid for Infowars at auction

Elect a clown, get a circus

“The only thing I could think of when I heard that Trump won was that my mom is coming home”: psycho Capitol rioter’s daughter

Michiganders “protest” local Diary of Anne Frank performance

Boaters forced to endure Disney cruise after catamaran sinks

Britain devastated by deer outbreak

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