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Random thoughts Friday, Volume XXV

  • Republicans’ unwillingness to accept the concept of Critical Race Theory isn’t about stopping racism.  It’s about their fear and trepidation about acknowledging the sins of the nation and undertaking an honest review of their values.
  • Ingraham calls to defund the military.  Carlson calls a four-star general a “pig.”  Gaetz smirks at the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.  Trump says he believes Putin over US intelligence agencies.  Republicans not only hate the military, they hate people who are experts in their fields.
  • The victims of the Florida building collapse may be the first Americans documented to have been killed due to climate change.

  • Lin Wood, Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell demonstrate that state bar associations should require members to undergo a psych exam every five years to maintain their licenses.
  • Joe Biden has proven to be more of a successful dealmaker in the last five months than anyone named Trump has in nearly a century.
  • The first openly gay NFL player came out this week.  Now we all wait for the first openly functional brain stem in the GOP.
  • I wish disqus had a functional search operation so I could go back through my comments and find my post from the night it was revealed Trump paid Stormy Daniels with a Trump Organization check, saying the Trump Organization would ultimately be brought up on RICO charges.  
  • For those fans of the British crime series Midsomer Murders:  Joyce Barnaby is a serial killer.  Think about it.  Joyce joins a choir; the choirmaster gets killed.  Joyce joins a watercolor class; another painter dies.  Joyce volunteers for a village festival; the chairman gets poisoned.  And Joyce frequently finds the bodies.  Joyce is a serial killer, and her detective husband covers up her crimes, perhaps because he likes the job security. 
  • The planned Trump-O’Reilly “Listen to Us Whine” speaking tour is proof that Trump’s “Big Lie” is a big lie:  would someone who expects to be reinstalled as president any day now book a money-making tour in December?
  • Shellfish (in order of preference):  Scallops, shrimp, oysters, crab.  I prefer crabcakes (made right) to picking crab.  But picking steamed crab (with Old Bay)–like an ol’ fashioned crawfish boil–is more about the company than the crabmeat.  BIG caveat:  they must all be prepared correctly, not overcooked.
  • The slew of books coming out about Trump’s time in office is going to be the highest-selling series of horror books in history.  
  • Our fight for 2022 is not only for the House and Senate, but for the very right to vote.  Call your local election board to volunteer for Election Day or your local party/politician of choice to register voters now.  The election starts now, not when the candidates are announced.
  • On our first anniversary, I want to thank you all for your support of NatZero.  I’m very happy we’re keeping you informed and entertained, and it’s humbling and heartening to read your feedback.  And I’ll try to cut down on the misspelings mispellings misspilinks typos.
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