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Report: Liberals FURIOUS over free Trump 2024 hat


A National Zero investigation revealed an “advertorial” piece by “USAFirstReporting.com” describing a purported fury erupting among American liberals over the fact that a free Trump 2024 hat was being made available to fans of the former president of the United States on Thursday.

The unsigned combination of editorializing and advertising (hence “advertorial”) spoke directly to Trump fans, saying “As an American I’m sure you feel attacked by the lying Liberal Mainstream Media” before launching into its call-to-action “If you’re a God Fearing American Christian and if you love this great nation it’s more important than ever to stand up for your nation! You can do this by claiming this Limited Edition ‘Trump 2024’ Hat for FREE!” The unidentified author or authors of the piece then warned “These have been flying off the shelves, so act fast. There’s no telling how many are left” which apparently was intended to invoke a sense of panic over the possibility of being deprived a complimentary Trump 2024 hat to wear in public and inform all whom they encounter of their support for the not-yet-existent Donald Trump 2024 United States Presidential Campaign.


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