In a bit of performance art which will surely endear him further to his cult, Donald Trump told Greg Gutfeld in a room barely big enough to hold their pair of overinflated egos, that when he spoke to the Taliban leader he had released from prison, Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar, grunted.
“So I told you about Abdul,” Trump tells the overly giggly Gutfeld. “And when I first spoke to him on the phone, I said, ‘Nice to speak to you by phone, Abdul,’ and he goes, ‘RRRRarrhl,'” to which the Gutfeld crew breaks out in laughter. “Y’know, they’re ferocious people,” Trump continues. “You know, you go to Broadway shows, they fight. They like to fight. They’ve been fighting for about a thousand years.”
“I hate Broadway,” the ever-so-helpful Gutfeld interjects.