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Fox panel declares that Hillary Clinton will once again run for president. (The previous statement is not based on any facts.)

After going on about Elon Musk’s “mean tweet” calling Elizabeth Warren “Senator Karen,” a Fox panel declared that Hillary Clinton will run for president again–although there’s absolutely no iota of evidence that she’s planning on doing it and she’s said she’s retired from politics.

“And so, y’know, between [Elizabeth Warren] being in the news, and Hillary Clinton being in the news this week, it’s like old times,” Dana Perino declared.

“Oh, Hillary Clinton was a gold mine for me on Saturday night!” alleged undiagnosed black-out alcoholic Jeanine Pirro interjected.

Brian Kilmeade (who has not yet commented on his text messages with the White House chief of staff during a domestic terrorist attack his network inspired):  “She’s gonna run again!”

Jernline screeches, “Oh, I hope so! I really do!”

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