“If Nancy Pelosi does her job on security, there is no ‘January 6.’ So the corrupt Unselect Committee should stop its work immediately!” says the Former Guy in a statement tweeted by his kind of creepy looking minion Liz Harrington at 4:55 PM EST on Friday, fully an hour after video of Mike Pence’s speech rebuking the Donald’s coup attempt was carried by most major news outlets.
It’s anyone’s guess why the statement doesn’t address Pence, possibly it was pre-queued as the content isn’t really specific to any recent development in the news so much as it is just a rehash of the same bitching he’s been doing for over a year now in these stupid statements. But for the sake of comparison, the turnaround time from when it was first reported that Jeff Zucker had left CNN and Trump putting out a statement celebrating it on Wednesday was like 70 minutes, tops. So either Donald is busy watching old videos of himself and isn’t caught up on the news yet, or his rage at Vice Former Guy is so uncontainable that it’s taking a lot of drafts to properly communicate. We’re eagerly anticipating the finished product, so hurry the fuck up, Trump lackeys.