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FEC tells “Real Q” dumbass Ron Watkins to get his shit together

The Federal Election Commission has warned Ron Watkins, the creepy robotic weirdo former administrator of insane incel community website 8chan/8kun and the man who researchers believe to have written most of the messages attributed to the “Q” of QAnon fame, to get his shit in order after Watkins filed an amendment to correct a $20,626.15 discrepancy in his first quarterly report for his mindlessly stupid campaign for a House seat in Arizona’s second district.

“This notice requests information essential to full public disclosure of your federal election campaign finances. Failure to adequately respond by the response date noted above could result in an audit or enforcement action,” writes the FEC Senior Campaign Finance Analyst Robin Kelly to Watkins, adding “Commission Regulations require that a committee discloses the identification of all individuals who contribute in excess of $200 in an election cycle. (11 CFR § 104.3(a)(4)(i)) Identification for an individual is defined as the full name (initials for first or last name are not acceptable), complete mailing address, occupation, and name of employer. (11 CFR § 100.12) Your report discloses contributions from individuals for which the identification is not complete,” like a Best Buy manager carefully explaining to an entry level employee that he needs to wear his underwear on the inside of his pants or face further action and possible termination.

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