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MAGA “pickup artist” Capitol rioter gets 3.5 years on gun charges

NYC Trump and QAnon fan Samuel Fisher, who ran a “LuxLife Dating Coach” business on Facebook before he threw it all away by entering the Capitol on January 6th, 2021, was sentenced to three in a half years in prison on Monday on New York State weapons charges after he was found to have an illegaly modified semi-automatic AR-15 style rifle, a ghost gun pistol, and other outlawed firearms in his Upper West Side Manhattan apartment, Bloomberg reports. Fisher still faces charges in DC on having illegally entered the Capitol during the insurrection. The NYPD were tipped off by DC police over Fisher’s arsenal when the fucking idiot bragged about it on Facebook along with his pro-Trump posts. “The defendant chose to arm himself to the teeth with a large variety of dangerous weapons. The fact that he didn’t take action doesn’t take away from the seriousness of the offense,” Judge Robert Mandelbaum said before handing down the sentence.

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