Movie night at Mar-a-Lago

Fat former guy Donald Trump hosted a MAGA star-studded world premiere of “Rigged: The Zuckerberg Funded Plot to Defeat Donald Trump” at Mar-a-Lago on Tuesday night, drawing a who’s who of right wing royalty to watch the 42-minute white nationalist science fiction thriller about a Jew using his vast fortune to influence an American election, the Washington Post reports.

Among the luminaries gathering to reenact scenes from a Riefenstahl reel were dental braces-wearing fat former Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Michael Gableman, Sephora-caked MAGA town bike Hope Hicks, QAnon freak Arizona Gov candidate Kari Lake, conspiracy aiding and abetting lawyer Cleta Mitchell, board game entrepreneur Peter Navarro, Kristi Noem-fucking sleazebag Corey Lewandowski, and ultra-successful tech executive Devin Nunes. The MAGA celebs mingled with their Orange God Emperor while sipping the finest Trump-branded wines paired with pigs in a blanket and fried shrimp, and gossiping over the ongoing federal criminal and Congressional investigations into their attempted destruction of American democracy.

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