New York Capitol rioter Aaron Mostofsky, the son of a Brooklyn judge whose January 6th “caveman” costume makes him, in our opinion, the third most creatively dressed insurrection cosplayer (in the classical or primeval-themed category, the guys who cosplayed as 21st century militia soldiers are in a different one) after the QAnon Shaman Jake Chansley and “Captain Moroni” Nathan Entrekin, was sentenced to eight months in jail Friday following his February guilty plea on one felony count of civil disorder and misdemeanor charges of theft of government property and entering and remaining in a restricted building or grounds, the Associated Press reports.