Categories
Uncategorized

Thanks, CBS

Lawyers and private investigators working for Hunter Biden tell CBS News they have the “Laptop from Hell” in their custody and are examining it forensically to see if it has been tampered with – and its journey as described leads us at National Zero to believe that someone inside the Trump Justice Department copied it and leaked it to MAGA political operatives who then planted it at the Delaware repair shop owned by legally blind Trump fan John Paul Mac Isaac.

The story begins in the office of Dr Keith Ablow, a Massachusetts psychiatrist who in 2012 wrote a column for Fox News’s website arguing that Newt Gingrich’s three marriages actually made him more qualified to be president than other Republican primary candidates and mocked Michelle Obama’s weight while guest hosting Fox’s “Outnumbered” in 2014. Evidently not caring about what Ablow thought of his dad’s boss’s wife, Hunter Biden began seeing Ablow regularly. Prrrrooobably not a coincidence but Ablow was raided by the DEA on suspicion he was improperly prescribing medication to patients. No charges were filed but but at that point he’d already lost his medical license. Hunter Biden left a laptop there that was seized by the DEA investigators and AH FUCKING CBS GODDAMN IT YOU PRICKS! I JUST SPENT 30 MINUTES RESEARCHING THIS!

See this is where CBS screwed up: In their report they say Keith Ablow was raided by the DEA in February 2019, but every other source on the web says it was in February of 2020. That’s a really bad plot hole and one that completely undermines the first paragraph I wrote here.

To make things worse, they write John Paul Mac Isaac received a laptop from someone he thought was Hunter Biden in spring of 2020 when every other source (including their own past reporting!) says it was actually in Spring of 2019. So I had a story, a good one, but now I don’t know what the hell to write except to bitch and complain like this. The whole premise of the laptop Isaac got is a fugazi made from a copy of the one that was in federal custody is undermined because of goddamned CBS. God freaking damn it. They won’t even answer the phone so I can tell them to pull the story because of these goddamned plot holes! Thanks a lot for calling in so many death threats that CBS News doesn’t have a live operator anymore, MAGA assholes! Fuck!

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Trump already using Lindsey’s death for SAVE Act: Live Updates

4 hours ago

Lindsey Graham has died

7 hours ago

Strait of Hormuz unopened for business

18 hours ago

Wasn’t all the “negative news” supposed to be awesome?

22 hours ago

Ayatollah vows revenge against Trump

1 day ago

“PRAISE BE TO ALLAH”

2 days ago

Even millionaires are struggling with grocery prices

2 days ago

Kristi 💔 Byron

2 days ago

Newsmax viewers’ expectations calibrated inappropriately

2 days ago

Orange Toddler again refuses to sign bipartisan housing bill

2 days ago

House to vote on permanent Daylight Saving Time next week

2 days ago

“Midterms are still beyond Trump’s focus zone”

2 days ago

Reflecting Pool terrorist pleads not guilty

3 days ago

McCarthy can’t think of any Republicans similar to Platner

3 days ago

Palm Beach International now officially Donald J Trump Airport

3 days ago

Trump looks past partisan divides, sees in Graham Platner a fellow human being credibly accused of sexual violence against women

4 days ago

Orange Idiot cites some bullshit as pretext for birthright rehearing

4 days ago

Peace president bombs Iran again

4 days ago

Maine state House member says Platner backs her to take over

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: More deranged bullshit to embarrass Americans

4 days ago

NATO chief says Trump “absolutely right “about Greenland

4 days ago

Beshear demands proof of life from Cocaine Mitch

4 days ago

Mentally ill old man yells at reporters in Turkey: Watch Live

4 days ago

Oil rises, Dow Futures drop after Trump says ceasefire over

4 days ago

Zohran Mamdani is a socialist with his city grocery store plan

5 days ago

Iranians bombed again because the last five bombings didn’t work

5 days ago

Federal judge nukes Georgia 2020 election subpoena

5 days ago

MAHA mom charged with suffocating “vax victim” twin toddlers

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Turkey neck chills with Erdawg

5 days ago

French court ubans Marine Le Pen from office

5 days ago

White nationalist deeply offended

5 days ago

Orange Tyrant still pushing his bullshit “SAVE America Act”

5 days ago

Shark fin kid from Jaws now a police chief on Martha’s Vineyard, has yet to be punished by karma for fictional false alarm prank

5 days ago

Kevin McCarthy has thoughts about Platner rape accusation

6 days ago

Maine Dems call on Platner to quit

6 days ago

Patriotism situational

6 days ago

FIFA spikes Belgian appeal to Trump corruption of ref call

6 days ago

Graham Platner cancels campaign stops ahead of bad story

6 days ago

Tinpot dictator goes on state media to pander to wealthier dictator

6 days ago

Euro football leadership rages over Trump interference

6 days ago

At least 25 dead from heat in New Jersey alone

7 days ago

Desperate times call for…

1 week ago

DC Independence Day Parade canceled due to heat

1 week ago

Iranians mark July 4th with state funeral for Ayatollah

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: America’s Hitler at Mount Rushmore

1 week ago

Great American State Fair closed due to climate change hoax

1 week ago

Black Floridian stands her ground in Walmart parking lot

1 week ago

Flagging enthusiasm

1 week ago

Former Olympian indicted for touching National Mall reflecting pool

1 week ago

House GOP leaks counter-investigation warning shot to Semafor

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x