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Lawyers and private investigators working for Hunter Biden tell CBS News they have the “Laptop from Hell” in their custody and are examining it forensically to see if it has been tampered with – and its journey as described leads us at National Zero to believe that someone inside the Trump Justice Department copied it and leaked it to MAGA political operatives who then planted it at the Delaware repair shop owned by legally blind Trump fan John Paul Mac Isaac.

The story begins in the office of Dr Keith Ablow, a Massachusetts psychiatrist who in 2012 wrote a column for Fox News’s website arguing that Newt Gingrich’s three marriages actually made him more qualified to be president than other Republican primary candidates and mocked Michelle Obama’s weight while guest hosting Fox’s “Outnumbered” in 2014. Evidently not caring about what Ablow thought of his dad’s boss’s wife, Hunter Biden began seeing Ablow regularly. Prrrrooobably not a coincidence but Ablow was raided by the DEA on suspicion he was improperly prescribing medication to patients. No charges were filed but but at that point he’d already lost his medical license. Hunter Biden left a laptop there that was seized by the DEA investigators and AH FUCKING CBS GODDAMN IT YOU PRICKS! I JUST SPENT 30 MINUTES RESEARCHING THIS!

See this is where CBS screwed up: In their report they say Keith Ablow was raided by the DEA in February 2019, but every other source on the web says it was in February of 2020. That’s a really bad plot hole and one that completely undermines the first paragraph I wrote here.

To make things worse, they write John Paul Mac Isaac received a laptop from someone he thought was Hunter Biden in spring of 2020 when every other source (including their own past reporting!) says it was actually in Spring of 2019. So I had a story, a good one, but now I don’t know what the hell to write except to bitch and complain like this. The whole premise of the laptop Isaac got is a fugazi made from a copy of the one that was in federal custody is undermined because of goddamned CBS. God freaking damn it. They won’t even answer the phone so I can tell them to pull the story because of these goddamned plot holes! Thanks a lot for calling in so many death threats that CBS News doesn’t have a live operator anymore, MAGA assholes! Fuck!

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