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Surprise! Arizona AG finds single dead person voted in 2020

A day before he’s expected to lose pretty badly in the Arizona GOP Senate primary, Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich sent a letter Monday to Republican state Senate President Karen Fann, informing her that his office finished their investigation into allegations of dead people voting in 2020, writing they “received numerous complaints regarding allegations of dead voters during the 2020 elections, including those presented to us by you on September 24, 2021, following the completion of the Cyber Ninjas’ audit. This specific complaint alleged that 282 individuals who were deceased prior to October 5, 2020, voted in the November 3, 2020 general election.”

“After spending hundreds of hours reviewing these allegations, our investigators were able to determine that only one of the 282 individuals on the list was deceased at the time of the election. All other persons listed as deceased were found to be current voters. Our agents investigated all individuals that Cyber Ninjas reported as dead, and many were very surprised to learn they were allegedly deceased. In addition, we received dead voter reports from other sources that were also reviewed. Three reports were submitted to the EIU that combined alleged 409 dead voters. One additional report, making no distinction between dead voters and dead registrants, included 5,943 registrations. Once again, these claims were thoroughly investigated and resulted in only a handful of potential cases. Some were so absurd the names and birthdates didn’t even match the deceased, and others included dates of death after the election. While our office has successfully prosecuted other instances of dead voters, these cases were ultimately determined to be isolated instances,” wrote Brnovich, who is clearly kind of a fucking idiot and an incompetent campaigner.

Why the hell didn’t he just tell the state’s Republican voters that he had EXPLOSIVE findings from his investigation into the MASSIVE FRAUD that occurred in the state in 2020 and would release it during his primary victory celebration? MAGA clowns love that kind of shit even if it would be transparently gimmicky to the rest of us. Actually ESPECIALLY when it’s transparently gimmicky. This proves Brnovich really doesn’t have what it takes to Make Arizona Great Again, Again.

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