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Trump says he was too busy presidenting to sue Hillary sooner

Ask be the court to explain why he did’t sue Hillary and a shit ton of other defendants over the 2016 election and Russia investigation within the four year statute of limitations, the Orange Tyrant’s lawyers told the court he was too busy presidenting to sue them earlier, Bloomberg reports.

The Donald “was preoccupied with carrying out his eminently important presidential duties and was therefore impeded from effectively asserting his rights,” grossly incompetent lawyers Alina Habba and Peter Ticktin wrote in a Thursday night filing to Florida federal Judge Donald F Middlebrooks.

The problem for Trump however is that since all the conduct was known to him by October 29th 2017, then the lawsuit should’ve been filed by that date in 2021. And the fat fuck waited 14 months and four days after he left office to file it on March 24th, 2022, so it does not sound like the “I was busy pretending to be president” shit is going to fly with the judge.

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