Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

“For the record, the DOW was under 50,000”

2 hours ago

Pam Bondi officially fired, Trump confirms

3 hours ago

RonAnon warns Supreme Court will “create millions” of bad voters

4 hours ago

President celebrates his supplicants doing the “leading” for him, expresses hope opposing ICE murders will cost Dems in midterms

5 hours ago

Byron Noem’s fake boobs were an “open secret” in White House

6 hours ago

Fox Couchman incensed TV libs won’t give Trump “any credibility”

7 hours ago

West Texas crude almost at $110 a barrel

8 hours ago

Tulsi may be the next one headed to unemployment line: report

8 hours ago

Markwayne pauses warehouse acquisitions for ICE gulags

9 hours ago

Pete was able to close one eye long enough to type this

10 hours ago

Trump grabs Kuntz for Southern Florida district court nomination

16 hours ago

Pam Bondi may be flushed down the golden toilet soon: CNN

18 hours ago

Mental train wreck declares victory over Iran or some shit: Live

19 hours ago

Indiana Bud Light truck joyrider was also over the legal limit

19 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Artemis II launches translunar orbit mission

22 hours ago

Border Patrol chief accused of preferring Asian, Latina prostitutes

23 hours ago

Lawyer says quadruple amputee killed friend in self-defense

24 hours ago

Former Real Housewives star spills on doing time with Ghislaine

1 day ago

DC mayor announces new rodent control initiative, and no…

1 day ago

Frau Ingraham’s message just slightly more subtle than her chyron

1 day ago

Save the Krill activists plow ship into trawler off Antarctica

1 day ago

Egyptians used slave toil efficiently to build pyramids: study

1 day ago

Deeply frustrated fan vents on internet as team crumbles on field

1 day ago

Bored loser exits big showdown early

1 day ago

Michigan’s Benson says eff that to Trump voting order

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Assclown brings his circus to Los Supremos

1 day ago

Wolf bites German woman in IKEA parking lot

1 day ago

Master statesman uses colloquialisms to connect with commoners

1 day ago

UAE aims to deploy force to retake Hormuz

1 day ago

Fox News reports dumpy weirdo to intrude upon adult conversation

1 day ago

Surprise! Hegseth unsuspends crews in Kid Rock flyby

1 day ago

CNN poll: Trump economic approval sets new record

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Dumpy Old Slob signs fake SAVE executive order, lol

2 days ago

Sick freak MAGA pedophile sentenced to four years in prison

2 days ago

“That’s too bad, but I just know nothing about it”: Trump on Noem

2 days ago

Orange Cinderella screams as evil law wizard disappears ballroom

2 days ago

Benny Johnson intrigued by Matt Gaetz’s thrilling tale of human copulation with aliens held in captivity on shadowy military bases

2 days ago

Judge blocks Trump’s stupid White House ballroom construction

2 days ago

US Army suspends Apache crews for Kid Rock mansion flyby video

2 days ago

New York Post reports Kristi “devastated,” her family “blindsided”

2 days ago

Fired FBI agents sue K$H and Bondi

2 days ago

Central “Gulf of America” hit with 3.9 magnitude quake: USGS seismologist in fear of getting fired for irreparable thoughtcrime

2 days ago

Well guess this explains why Kristi and Corey make it so obvious

2 days ago

IRGC threatens US tech companies’ facilities in Middle East

2 days ago

“There’s no real threat”

2 days ago

Dr Feelgood says Iran worth the sacrifice of GOP seats in midterms

2 days ago

King Charles RSVPs for Trump invite

2 days ago

New “Cicada” COVID could lead to serious disappointment for cats

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Pete Boozebreath drags himself to podium

2 days ago

Orange Warlord demands UK, Europe clean up his mess for him

2 days ago

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