That’s right, MAGAts: Donald Trump is just like you. He understands your psychology. He knows what you mean. He’s a populist! He’s a hard-working Everyman who eats hamberders and doesn’t talk good and he’s totally relatable. And he and Junior’s walking, screeching step-mother Oedipal complex don’t really want to go to a $100,000 per plate dinner to have people fund his lifestyle by filling the coffers of his idiotically named Make America Great Again, Again! PAC.
I wonder how much Don and Kimberly Gargoyle are pocketing for their appearances. We know Kimberly doesn’t do anything for free: She’s the woman who got a $60,000 payout for making a 2-minute speech at the January 6th rally, which is obviously what normal people get when they advocate for a relative running for office.