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MAGA Land feeling that cool, satisfying surge of confirmation bias

“Why did he resign? Usually such charges are a resume builder for a democrat, demonstrating his love for children and DEI” – Top comment on the Fox News article headlined “North Carolina Democrat lawmaker resigns after being hit with child sex charges,” posted Saturday.

Republican voters who like to think that way have had a rough go of it in recent years… Or not that rough at all as their media outlets tend to either ignore or grossly mischaracterize their party’s elected officials being accused of sexual misconduct, be it in the court of public opinion or of the law when the behavior goes crosses the line from abhorrent to criminally actionable.

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Daily Wire douchebag needs a Xanax or something to calm down

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Alaska cops searching for guy whose snowmobile fell through ice

“On November 1, 2025, at 11:20 am, the Alaska State Troopers received a report that three men riding one snowmachine, and two 4-wheelers north of Kotzebue went through the ice near Lockhart Point. One of the men made it safely to shore, one of the men was rescued by searchers and medical personnel and is now being transported to a local area health clinic, and the third man is missing. All three men are from Kotzebue. Prior to AST being notified, multiple local EMT personnel and local community members were already on scene, rendering aide and searching for the third man. The Northwest Arctic Borough Search and Rescue and Kotzebue Fire Department are responding,” said the Alaska State Troopers C Detachment in a statement on Sunday.

In an update they later wrote that one of the men, 46 year-old Elmer Brown, had died after being rescued from however the hell they found him. Kotzebue is north of the Arctic Circle, the sun will rise at 10:02 AM local time and stay up until 5:04 PM, giving the locals seven hours to do something to try to find the other guy. What that is was not explained. Guess they have to go through the motions and say they’re looking for him by some means other than driving snowmobiles on the goddamned sea ice which he fell through. Maybe it’s just sending drones up to do laps and see if his hat might be floating in another hole in the ice. Then they can take a closer look to confirm it’s a hat.

That could be a promising lead on whether the man’s body might be somewhere under the ice near where the hat was spotted. It would be something like a form of closure for his family and friends.

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Regime to partially fund SNAP in November

After previously claiming that there’s no money to pay for SNAP benefits amid the still-ongoing government shutdown and then later realizing that’s not a good idea politically so they needed an off-ramp, convicted felon President Trump’s regime on Monday informed a Rhode Island federal judge that about $5.2 billion in reserve will be disbursed to the states to partially cover what’s usually a $9 billion monthly bill for the program, CBS reports. States will have to cover the rest.

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FCC incel doesn’t say what happens after shutdown ends

Ooooh, scorched Fuck Schumer there real good there bruh. Especially the default implication that you will take it seriously when the shutdown does eventually end. LET’S GO BRENDAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, per Axios the one Democrat on the FCC board did, in response to the copious edits to made to the Orange God Emperor’s 60 Minutes interview, state that under “the standard set by the Trump FCC, this could qualify as news distortion and deserves an investigation.”

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German libs firebomb AfD politician’s car

A Hamburg-area German Antifa cell on Monday claimed responsibility for the very early morning molotov job that left a charred husk of a BMW X3 owned by Fourth Reich-y AfD party politician Dr Bernd Baumann – and several other vehicles unfortunate enough to have been parked in adjacent spots, NiUS reports. It’s not clear if Bernd got himself the X3 after trading in a Cybertruck last spring because he was worried some leftists might throw a flaming molotov cocktail at it.

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“GO TO THE POLLS AND CUT YOUR ENERGY COSTS IN HALF!”

“Why would anyone vote for New Jersey and Virginia Gubernatorial Candidates, Mikie Sherrill and Abigail Spanberger, when they want transgender for everybody, men playing in women’s sports, High Crime, and the most expensive Energy prices almost anywhere in the World? VOTE REPUBLICAN for massive Energy Cost reductions, large scale Tax Cuts, and basic Common Sense!”

“Under President Trump, ME, Gasoline will come down to approximately $2 a Gallon, very soon! With the Democrats, you’ll be paying $4, $5, and $6 a Gallon, and your Electric and other Energy costs will, likewise, SOAR. VOTE REPUBLICAN FOR A GREAT AND VERY AFFORDABLE LIFE. All you’ll get from voting Democrat is unrelentingly High Crime, Energy prices through the roof, men playing in women’s sports, and HEARTACHE!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, which got buried because the fat bastard then proceeded to endorse who the hell knows how many of his loyal supplicants in congress, most of them probably safe in deep red districts and won’t lose.

However it’s the above rant about Tuesdays elections that merits scrutiny. The immediate follow-up to it even more so: “For all of those people voting in New Jersey and Virginia for Governor, Attorney General, or any other position, please remember this: A REPUBLICAN VOTE MEANS A DRASTIC DROP IN ENERGY PRICES AND ENERGY COSTS, A DROP LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! – A DEMOCRAT VOTE MEANS A DOUBLING, AND EVEN TRIPLING, OF YOUR ENERGY BILLS AND PRICES, TRADITIONALLY THE HIGHEST COST OF AN AMERICAN CITIZEN! So, if you vote Republican, your Energy Costs are going to go down, tremendously! If you vote Democrat, your Energy Costs are going to go ‘through the roof,’ making Energy virtually unaffordable for you and your family to pay. Also, remember, that if you don’t go to the Polls and VOTE, it’s the same thing as voting for a Democrat. SO, GO TO THE POLLS AND CUT YOUR ENERGY COSTS IN HALF!”

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Former Duterte aide recalls boss’s ghostly encounters in palace

Former Philippines presidential Press Secretary Trixie Cruz-Angeles, who served bloody dictator Rodrigo Duterte during his six year reign of repeated waves of extrajudicial vigilante violence against people who may or may not have actually been affiliated with the drug gangs he targeted, waxed nostalgically in an interview last week about her boss telling her he’d had late night encounters with ghostly presences in the Malacañang presidential palace, Politiko.com.ph reports.

“He would work overnight, sometimes late into the night because he would read everything that he would sign. So of course as the night grew deeper, he did not like to work alone in the room anymore. So he would then call for his top staff,” Cruz-Angeles told a Bilyonaryo News Channel program. “The truth about that, he said, ‘I’m scared because there are footsteps.’ He would feel that there were other beings in the room with him,” she continued, adding something about how his top personal security detail agents were all attractive, younger women he liked to ogle late at night.

That counted as a joke in the interview. Either left unsaid in Cruz-Angeles’s TV hit or maybe Politiko just left out of the article is that Duterte is currently in a jail cell at the Hague, awaiting trial at the International Criminal Court for the indiscriminate brutality that left anywhere between 4,000 and upwards of 20,000 dead between 2016 and 2022. Plus another few dozen killed extrajudicially while Hot Rod was mayor of Davao, some of whom he allegedly executed personally while cops had them cuffed to chairs. The interview and the Politiko write-up thus wasted an opportunity to speculate on if the footsteps were made by the departed souls of Rod’s victims, stalking him from beyond.

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New research reveals wild animals can be wasteful assholes too

New research examining stunning footage recorded of orca pods in the Gulf of California in recent years reveals that the intelligent cetaceans are kind of wasteful, reckless assholes without regard for the environmental impact of their feeding behaviors too, NBC News reports.

In both encounters examined by marine biologists, the whales surrounded a great white shark and toyed with it a little bit before ripping open its abdomen to feast on the shark’s liver, but left the rest of its body to sink to the bottom of the gulf where it was in all likelihood consumed by benthic scavengers. So yes, the shark’s corpse is not exactly a six-pack ring. Still the wastefulness aspect kind of evokes the old tropes about rhino horns and elephant tusks being taken from their freshly shot corpses in colonial Africa while the hunters left the rest to rot rather than butchering it for consumption by the often impoverished and neglected subjects of the European empires.

Orcas are so smart they’ve evolved to the point of some of humanity’s worst qualities.

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Mississippi woman fatally spanks last fugitive herpes monkey

The last known herpes-infected lab monkey at large in Mississippi since a truck carrying dozens of the animals from Tulane University to another facility crashed on I-59 last week was fatally spanked Sunday morning by an armed mom of five outside of her home near the crash site, the AP reports.

“I did what any other mother would do to protect her children,” Jessica Bond Ferguson, who has five children ranging in age from 4 to 16, told the AP about how she got real patriotic after her 16 year-old son told her he spotted the diseased and “aggressive” rhesus monkey outside. “I shot at it and it just stood there, and I shot again, and he backed up and that’s when he fell,” Ferguson continued.

The monkey’s remains were recovered by the Mississippi Department of Fish and Wildlife. Details on whether department officials held a special staff BBQ on Sunday evening were not available.

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Orange Slob’s approval rating at 37 percent: CNN/SSRS poll

Convicted felon President Trump’s approval rating stands at 37 percent among respondents to Monday’s CNN/SSRS national survey, just a point higher than his 36 percent at the same point in early November 2017. Disapproval however is actually the highest it’s ever been for him from the pollster at 63 percent, even higher than the 61 they found after the friggin Capitol riot.

The “good” news for MAGA is that Dems are up 5 in the generic congressional ballot at 47 to 42 percent, below the 11 percent edge from that 2017 survey. Whatever relief that might bring for MAGA might be kind of tempered as Dems are up 12 percent among those “extremely or very motivated to turn out next year,” though CNN does not mention a point of comparison with 2017.

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Report: There’s a “New GOP civil war”

According to super-plugged-in Beltway outlet Punchbowl News, there’s a “civil war” going on within the Republican Party and the MAGA movement over whether Tucker Carlson should have platformed antisemitic scumbag Nick Fuentes, with obese slob Randy Fine giving a fiery speech denouncing Tucker as “the most dangerous antisemite in America” and accusing him of leading a “modern-day Hitler Youth,” to a group of Jewish Republicans who held up signs saying “Tucker is not MAGA.”

The “civil war” has also tied up the extremist Heritage Foundation, who in the days since the interview stuck up for Tucker amid the performative outrage from assclowns like former RNC chair-turned-North Carolina Senate candidate Mike Whatley, who said “antisemitism has no place in the Republican Party,” but also declined to say whether he regretting giving Tucker a speaking slot at last year’s national convention. All this comes amid successive embraces of Nazism/antisemitic tropes among certain younger right wing figures in leaked text messages by failed Trump DOJ nominee Paul Ingrassia, the Young Republicans, and the “martyred” Charlie Kirk.

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Orange Pharaoh commands Jews to build monument to his glory

The Orthodox Jewish communities all across America voted in very big numbers for me in our Historic 2024 Presidential Campaign. Lakewood, New Jersey, was one of our biggest Wins anywhere in the Country with more than 90 percent of the Vote. On November 4th, the eyes of the Country are on New Jersey again. I need ALL of my supporters in the Orthodox community in Lakewood and its surrounding towns to vote in HUGE numbers for Jack Ciattarelli. Jack will be a GREAT Governor, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement — He will never let you down!”

“Jack needs every single Vote in the community, including all the Yeshiva students who turned out to vote for me last year. Your Votes in this Election will save New Jersey, a State that is near and dear to my heart. Jack will cut your taxes, and tremendously reduce your out of control and ridiculous Energy costs — whereas his opponent will double, triple, and even quadruple your Energy, and other costs. You will rue the day that you voted for her. VOTE FOR JACK CIATTARELLI ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday. In addition to being unsubtly threatening to the Garden State’s Jewish communities his math is, uh, insufficient because he still lost New Jersey by 6 percent last year and Lakewood prooooobably did not grow significantly enough in the last 364 days to make up that kind of gap to get Jack Shittarelli Ciattarelli elected.

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President asserts his superior looks to NYC mayoral candidate

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Large Hasidic bloc endorses Mamdani

You know how New York City Dem mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani is a “radical Islamist. He’s a Jew hater. He’s an antisemite” in the words of angry little gnome Mark Levin, for example?

Some Jews disagree. And, as you can tell by the headline, they’re not the liberal, secular-ish types either. The faction of the very clannish Satmar sect loyal to Grand Rebbe Aaron Teitelbaum (and not his brother Zalmen Leib Teitelbaum… it’s a long story) is arguably the largest organized Jewish voting bloc in Gotham. They are VERY reliable and turn out for who they’re told to turn out for.

And their leadership endorsed Zohran Mamdani, Forward reports on another L for disgraced former Governor Andrew Cuomo, who had lobbied the chieftains for the nod. It’s difficult to quantify how many ballots this is worth because while the number of Satmar in New York City is about 80,000, nobody’s really sure how many are on Team Aaron. The national Jewish political news outlet doesn’t fixate too much on the mathematical significance, possibly because it doesn’t really matter at this point. And that they’re 2-for-2 in picking the winners of the last two open mayoral elections.

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