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Responding to ABC/Disney’s decision to uncancel Jimmy Kimmel’s show, convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday posted “I can’t believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled! Something happened between then and now because his audience is GONE, and his ‘talent’ was never there. Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who’s not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99 percent positive Democrat GARBAGE. He is yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution. I think we’re going to test ABC out on this. Let’s see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings.”

Luckily no one at Fox News has to worry about the FCC after sex pest Jesse Watters “jokingly” suggested bombing the United Nations for the elevator and teleprompter mishaps convicted felon President Trump suffered before and during his very poorly received rant to the supranational body.

A federal jury in Florida on Tuesday found failed Trump assassin Ryan Routh guilty of all five counts against him in the September 15th, 2024 attempt at a Palm Beach golf course, ABC News reports.

“It was a great honor to speak before the United Nations. I believe the speech was very well received. It focused very much on energy and migration/immigration. I have been talking about this for a long period of time and this Forum, was the absolute best from the standpoint of making these two important statements. I hope everybody gets to watch it! The teleprompter was broken and the escalator came to a sudden hault as we were ridding up to the podium, but both of those events probably made the speech more interesting than it would have been otherwise.”

“It is always an honor to speak at the United Nations, even if, their equipment is somewhat faulty. Make America Great Again!” the demented old bastard posted following his awful speech.

ICE agents in the town of Leominster, Massachusetts last Tuesday held a five year-old girl with autism hostage outside of a home last week to get her father to come out and surrender, NBC News reports citing video of the horrific incident obtained by Telemundo Nueva Inglaterra.

Guatemalan-born Eduardo Hip was driving home with his daughter when he called his wife – who asked that she not be named in interviews with Spanish-language media – to tell her that he thought he was being followed. He made it home then “managed to run back into the parking lot of my house, but they grabbed” their daughter, she added. The girl was sat down next to an SUV and given a bottle of water while Hip negotiated with them from behind his door, handing them his ID for a few minutes until local cops then arrived and took the girl inside the home. ICE then left.

They returned two days later and arrested Hip, who has two kids and has lived in the US for 22 years, but let’s hear more about how “family-oriented” undocumented people would be left alone.

“After reviewing the details of the unserious and ridiculous demands being made by the Minority Radical Left Democrats in return for their Votes to keep our thriving Country open, I have decided that no meeting with their Congressional Leaders could possibly be productive. They are threatening to shut down the Government of the United States unless they can have over $1 Trillion Dollars in new spending to continue free healthcare for Illegal Aliens (A monumental cost!), force Taxpayers to fund Transgender surgery for minors, have dead people on the Medicaid roles, allow Illegal Alien Criminals to steal Billions of Dollars in American Taxpayer Benefits, try to force our Country to again open our Borders to Criminals and to the World, allow men to play in women’s sports, and essentially create Transgender operations for everybody,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday in an unhinged, lie-filled rant that goes on considerably longer.

One lowlight worth pointing out in the 431-word shriek is the “They are trying to eliminate the popular $50 Billion Dollar Rural and Vulnerable Hospital Fund, which was passed with only Republican Votes, and proudly signed into Law by ME,” which is likely true in the narrowest sense that the Dems want to kill it because it’s only necessary due to the Medicaid cuts the fat fuck signed into law, the very reason the Democrats are threatening to shut down the government.

A 31 year-old Florida man whose mother and aunt told cops he “has a hatred toward homosexuals and Jewish people that’s become worse over the past years” has been arrested in connection with a Friday night arson incident at Chabad of Charlotte County in Punta Gorda, Fox4Now reports.

Stay-at-home son Blake Hoover, an unaffiliated voter, was confronted over the phone by his mom Kelly, a registered Republican, who noticed that a gas can and some spray paint were missing from their garage on the night of the fire. She called and begged him not to burn anything down.

According to police, the next morning she asked what he’d been up to the previous night, to which Blake said he had”just sprayed the letter J, not a big deal.” Kelly told cops that Blake always refers to Jewish people as “Js.” Blake, being held on a $25,000 bond on suspicion of arson and criminal mischief, is due in court for an initial appearance on Tuesday. Probably not Antifa.

US Secret Service agents in New York City on Tuesday busted a network of devices that could potentially have crashed all cell phone service during the UN General Assembly, the AP reports.

“It can’t be understated what this system is capable of doing,” said Matt McCool, the special agent in charge of the Secret Service’s New York field office. “It can take down cell towers, so then no longer can people communicate, right? …. You can’t text message, you can’t use your cell phone.”

“And if you coupled that with some sort of other event associated with UNGA, you know, use your imagination there, it could be catastrophic to the city,” McCool continued in his statement.

Two Florida men’s lawsuit against the Hershey’s candy company alleging that the lumpy shapes of Reese’s Peanut Butter Pumpkins not matching the “cool looking carving of a pumpkin’s mouth and eyes as pictured on the product packaging” somehow constituted fraud or something was tossed by a federal judge on Friday, Reuters reports. “Put simply, plaintiffs do not allege that the products were unfit for consumption, did not taste as plaintiffs expected, or otherwise were so flawed as to render them worthless,” wrote Judge Melissa Damian as she spiked the complaint seeking $5 million.

“The Canadian Football League (CFL) is making a bold move to evolve the game with a set of changes centred upon entertainment and innovation. At a media conference, Commissioner Stewart Johnston announced that changes will be instituted over the next two seasons through a phased approach. The most significant modifications will come in 2027 with goalposts being moved to the back of the end zone and the field being re-sized. In anticipation of these structural changes, beginning in 2026, the rouge will be modified and adjustments will be introduced to ensure more consistent game flow,” says a statement from the Canadian Football League’s leadership.

Ahhhh, there it is. One of those grating idioms all too common in political media – especially in this fucked-up era – being used to describe something literally even if it’s kind of a stretch outside the usual beat of this site. The Canadian Football League’s moving the goalposts. For real.

“Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country. It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive. We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday,” said Disney/ABC in a statement on Monday.

Wow. Trump and his fanboys are going to have an even bigger shit fit after this one.

“Today, the US Department of the Treasury’s Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) is sanctioning the Lex Instituto de Estudos Juridicos LTDA (Lex Institute) for its support to Brazilian Supreme Federal Court (STF) justice Alexandre de Moraes (de Moraes). De Moraes was designated by OFAC on July 30, 2025, for using his position to authorize arbitrary pre-trial detentions and suppress freedom of expression in Brazil. Also designated today is Viviane Barci de Moraes (Viviane), de Moraes’ wife, who serves as the head of the Lex Institute,” says a US Treasury press release.

“‘Alexandre de Moraes is responsible for an oppressive campaign of censorship, arbitrary detentions, and politicized prosecutions – including against former President Jair Bolsonaro,’ said Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent. ‘Today’s action makes clear that Treasury will continue to target individuals who provide material support to de Moraes as he abuses human rights.’ Today’s action is being taken pursuant to Executive Order (EO) 13818, which builds upon and implements the Global Magnitsky Human Rights Accountability Act and targets perpetrators of serious human rights abuse around the world,” the press release continued and now’s a good time to remind readers Bolsonaro literally plotted to kill Alexandre De Moraes after he lost his reelection bid to Luiz Lula in 2022.

Also this is why your coffee’s expensive. Because Trump has a hard-on for Lula and De Moraes.

Hint: Former Navy SEAL and CEO of some industrial concern you’ve never heard of Bill Berrien’s campaign ads in the Wisconsin GOP gubernatorial primary feature him saying “take it from a dad and a coach, I will keep boys out of our daughters’ sports and locker rooms,” while another praises convicted felon President Trump for “protecting our daughters’ sports” from trans athletes.

This is a tough one. You’re going to have to think really hard here, even with that hint.

YES! It’s trans porn! The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel tracked down Berrien’s account on blogging platform Medium and found that, among others, the family values conservative follows a performer named “Jiz Lee,” lol. The Journal-Sentinel goes on to mention that Berrien also follows Octavio Morrison, author of posts headlined “7 Types of Orgasmic Sensations” and “3 Terrible Reasons to Have a Threesome” and Emma Austin, who calls herself “a wholesome perv with a touch of whimsy” and posted items such as “Pegging is A-OK,” and “I Love Getting Jackhammered.”

“Not your typical men’s health magazine headlines,” the Journal-Sentinel notes dryly.

Berrien also upvoted posts headlined “My Husband Loves Watching Me Flirt With Another Man” and a post by Lee, self-billed as a “queer, trans, non-binary adult performer,” on “ethical porn.” The MAGA Republican’s campaign claims that Berrien had no idea Lee is trans. Guess it isn’t “fake news.”

Ryan Routh, the self-represented defendant in last year’s second major assassination attempt against convicted felon President Trump, rested his case after calling three witnesses Monday morning, two of whom testified to his character and the third a firearms expert who ABC News reports had difficulty following Routh’s line of questioning about whether the gun – a Chinese knockoff of an AK-47 – would’ve actually been able to hit Trump from Routh’s position.

The case will now go to closing arguments after which Routh will in all likelihood be convicted and then personally executed by Judge Aileen Cannon in the courtroom, possibly Saudi Arabian style.

Leftist New York City all-but-Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani will pull out of a Thursday night town hall event hosted by New York City’s Disney-owned ABC affiliate WABC in protest of the mega-corporation’s caving to the Trump Reich by canceling Jimmy Kimmel’s show, AMNewYork reports.

“ABC pulled Jimmy Kimmel off the air after the FCC sought to pressure them. The message that it sends to each and every American across this country is a message the First Amendment is no longer a right that can be counted on, but rather that it is government which will determine what should and should not be discussed, what can and cannot be spoken. And we cannot normalize these kinds of acts nor offenses. These must be the basis upon which we act,” said Mamdani.

I swear Cory Mills gets dumber with every statement he makes. It's almost like his brain short-circuits when he's called out on his bullsh*t.

This post doesn't say or prove anything. This is what he does. Blows hot air hoping no one will notice. And you're not allowed to… https://t.co/3V0BEcvdRl

— Rep. Nancy Mace (@RepNancyMace) September 22, 2025

Circumspect by Mace’s standards. The tweet inside the tweet is Mills defending himself in direct response to Mace’s campaign of online harassment against him apparently started when he voted against her censure of Ilhan Omar because Mills himself was facing censure. What’s interesting though is how Crazy Nancy’s raging at her fellow Republican for valor theft – which of course should be disqualifying but it’s muddy and in any case is kind of the least of among his sins – and not her raison d’etre like abuse of women and revenge porn. Almost like she doesn’t want to kick up too much dust and “start a conversation” that could, you know, make her Dear Leader look bad.