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Former Taco Bell manager faces trial over unlawful firing

A former manager at a Taco Bell location in Pittsburgh went on trial Wednesday over a November 2022 incident in which he went a little overboard with his firing powers after an altercation with a team member upset over being “written up” for some violation of the code of conduct, WPXI reports.

Specifically rather than firing staff member Dorian Carver, as in terminate his employment, manager Zaiyre Simmons fired a pistol at Carver, as in terminating his life. Jurors were shown surveillance video of Simmons and Carver arguing in the fast food joint, then physically fighting, and then Carver exiting the premises with Simmons on his trail. Carver had called a person for a ride as he fled down the road but was then shot dead in front of a nearby Northwestern Mutual insurance office.

It’s not clear what Carver’s code of Taco Bell conduct violation was or why Simmons was willing to kill to uphold the commitment to integrity expected from every member of the Taco Bell family.

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Mr Greatest Economy Ever blames the Fed

“Because Jay Powell and the Fed failed to stop the problem they created with Inflation, I will do it by unleashing American Energy production, slashing Regulation, rebalancing International Trade, and reigniting American Manufacturing, but I will do much more than stopping Inflation, I will make our Country financially, and otherwise, powerful again! The Fed has done a terrible job on Bank Regulation. Treasury is going to lead the effort to cut unnecessary Regulation, and will unleash lending for all American people and businesses. If the Fed had spent less time on DEI, gender ideology, ‘green’ energy, and fake climate change, Inflation would never have been a problem. Instead, we suffered from the worst Inflation in the History of our Country!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, blaming DEI, gender ideology, green energy, and “fake” climate change for his own unrealistic promises coming back to bite his fat ass.

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White House rescinds Trump freeze on funding

The White House Office of Management and Budget on Wednesday officially rescinded Monday’s suicidally fucking stupid Executive Order putting a freeze on all loans and grant disbursements for 90 days, causing a national uproar against the Trump Regime, the Washington Post reports.

“In light of the injunction, OMB has rescinded the memo to end any confusion on federal policy created by the court ruling and the dishonest media coverage. The Executive Orders issued by the President on funding reviews remain in full force and effect and will be rigorously implemented by all agencies and departments. This action should effectively end the court case and allow the government to focus on enforcing the President’s orders on controlling federal spending. In the coming weeks and months, more executive action will continue to end the egregious waste of federal funding,” wrote Karoline “Blondi” Leavitt in a statement admitting they caved to the media.

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BREAKING: ELON MUSK NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

DOGE-TREPRENEUR AND VISIONARY LEADER ELON MUSK HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR HIS EFFORTS TO PROTECT AND PROMOTE FREE SPEECH, NUMEROUS TWITTER ACCOUNTS REPORT IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS DUE TO THE EXTREME EXCITEMENT!

And – shocker – none of these accounts make mention that the nomination was submitted by Branko Grims, a no-name far right Slovenian member of European Parliament. The bar for being a qualified nominator for the Nobel Peace prize is pretty low, you need to be a member of a national legislature or a professor of “history, social sciences, law, philosophy, theology, and religion” (there are other, more rarified, prerequisites like heads of state, past winners, officials at the Hague, etc).

So really Lauren Boebert could’ve nominated Musk and it would carry just as much weight as the one by this “Branko Grims” assclown, whose name sounds like a Harry Potter character. In fact Elon should start asking around why no Republican members of Congress beat Grims to the prestigious imprimatur that “Nobel Peace Prize nominee” brings when conferred by some Nazi troll.

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WATCH LIVE: Bobby Brainworms faces confirmation hearing

Big day for the cranial parasite victim who got into politics because of his last name, ran for the Democratic presidential nomination, then ran as a third-party spoiler, sold out to the Orange God Emperor, and now finally faces the reward for his submission to fascism: Like a 50/50 chance for a cabinet position in which he manages all public health policy in the United States.

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Supermarket massacre by man named “Sanchez” not in news

Three people, a gunman included, are dead in Elkhart, Indiana after 54 year-old Juan M Sanchez, immigration status unknown, opened fire inside of a supermarket on Tuesday night, ABC7 reports.

It’s not clear why this horrible crime is not national news in either the MSM or MAGA media when a year ago it would probably have gotten wall-to-wall coverage because he was named Sanchez.

Also, we were to understand that this sort of thing wasn’t supposed to happen anymore that President Trump has returned to power after four years of chaos and misery under the Biden Regime. That people felt safer under Trump’s first term because criminal maniacs like Sanchez were terrified of him, because he stands for law and order. That victims Benjamin S Jeffrey, 49, and Annasue Rocha, 19, would still be alive if the FBI wasn’t woke and focused on investigating parents showing up to school board meeting because they’re concerned about their children being indoctrinated into the Critical Race Theory cult but then they got killed anyway. That Sanchez would be so happy that eggs were only $1.50 a dozen again in the supermarket he would’ve forgotten he was armed and supposed to murder two innocent people and then get shot dead by cops.

President Trump was supposed to stop this from happening. He promised Americans he would.

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Washington Examiner: “Trump inherits bleak economic landscape”

“The Oval Office may be a familiar place to the newly reinaugurated President Donald Trump, but he inherited an economy that couldn’t be more different than the one he encountered the last time he entered the White House. Although former President Barack Obama presided over the slowest economic recovery in the post-war era, his decision not to overshoot the size of his early administration stimulus package in the aftermath of the Great Recession, and a Republican majority House two years later forcing spending restraints, meant Trump entered office with low inflation and interest rates. Trump then added a secret sauce to the economy to unleash consistent economic growth and job gains,” the Washington Examiner reports without so much as attempting to explain what they think the “secret sauce” was supposed to be. At least there’s some credit for Obama.

But it’s not like you need any more copypasta to understand the point of the whole exercise, the one already blatantly obvious with that freaking headline. The MAGA propaganda-industrial complex knows their Orange Allah owns the economy now and they’re trying to build an out for him.

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Middle East’s savior to sign order deporting “antisemites”

Convicted felon President Trump is expected to sign an executive order Wednesday instructing federal agencies “to identify civil and criminal authorities available to combat antisemitism, including finding ways to deport anti-Jewish activists who violated laws,” the New York Post reports.

The order will require a 60-day review by the Justice Department about what laws were broken during all the “Free Palestine” protests, many of them no doubt attended by American citizens who either stayed home, voted for Jill Stein, or horseshoed to casting a ballot for the Orange God Emperor. The real point of it however is to identify and deport any foreigners on student visas who participated in the protests on campuses because they gave him an excuse to do it.

The “combat antisemitism” angle is great. While it’s not like there’s a massive cohort of European Neo-Nazis here on whatever kinds of visas, the number can’t be zero either. However many there are, they won’t need to worry about deportation. Neither will the South African guy who in 2023 agreed with a Twitter user who wrote “Jewish communities have been pushing the exact kind of dialectical hatred against whites that they claim to want people to stop using against them.”

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Oklahoma state school board approves “papers, please” rule

The Oklahoma State Board of Education on Tuesday unanimously approved a rule requiring parents to disclose immigrations status of their kids and themselves, part of Nazi state Superintendent Ryan Walters’ plan to help the Trump Regime root out undocumented migrants, USA Today reports.

The new rule is not binding yet as the state legislature and governor would need to approve it, but it’s Oklahoma. Unless the farm lobby puts the pedal down hard to prevent the state’s public school system from being the instrument of deporting their workforce the rule will probably end up passing.

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Surprise! The “$50 million in condoms for Gaza” story is bullshit

You will not be shocked to learn that the whole “The US spent $50 million on free condoms for Gaza” line used to justify shutting down massive swaths of domestic and foreign spending is complete bullshit, according to a fact check by the Guardian, who found that it’s actually a $60.8 million global contraceptive program, $0 of which went to distributing condoms in Gaza.

In fact, save for a measly $45,680 worth of oral and injectable contraceptives sent to Jordan, not a cent went to the Middle East. Just over 10 percent of the entire program’s material costs went to condoms in 2023 – the most recent year for which such a breakdown is available – most of them were shipped to Africa. In an even less-surprising development, the Guardian notes that this isn’t a Biden Administration program and that the first Trump Regime spent $40 million on distributing contraceptives internationally in 2019, though it’s not clear whether it was their initiative.

So yes, Trump Reich Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt was full of shit Tuesday when she told reporters “Doge and OMB also found that there was about to be 50 million taxpayer dollars that went out the door to fund condoms in Gaza… That is a preposterous waste of taxpayer money. So that’s what this pause is focused on: Being good stewards of tax dollars” as was Fox Newsbro Jesse Watters when he continued propagating the Gaza condoms story on his nightly show that evening.

Thing is, if it was real, why wouldn’t pro-Israel right wingers actually be in favor of controlling the population of Gaza through means other than bombing hospitals and schools? In the real world the fact that Gaza’s fertility rate is 3.38 per woman to the US’s 1.84 – making it one of the most densely populated places on earth – is unquestionably a major factor in the ongoing conflict.

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