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Investigation of Michigan nuclear power plant reveals extensive safety issues https://t.co/nFbVW0WrAo

— John Solomon (@jsolomonReports) October 28, 2024

A southwest Miami-Dade Florida man’s vehicle is in unknown condition Monday after an attempt to flee from his wife, with whom he is separated from, fired a round from a semi-automatic pistol at his feet while interrogating him angrily about suspected copulation with another woman, WPLG reports.

Cops say Mirza Morera, 54, arrived at her husband’s trailer residence on the edge of a farm near the 20000 block of 168th Street, calling him to open a gate near the home just before 10 am Sunday, accusing him of infidelity even though they’ve been living apart. Deciding that he wasn’t opening the gate fast enough, Morera fired a round into the ground, prompting the man to jump in his vehicle and attempt to drive off. The husband’s escape route was promptly blocked by a wooden utility pole.

A neighbor heard the gunshot and called police, who responded and found Morera still at the scene. She faces one count each of aggravated assault with a firearm, improper exhibition of a firearm or weapon and unlawful discharge of a firearm while inside a public place or residential property.

“Tim Walz had a secret fling with the daughter of a high-ranking Communist official during his 1989 teaching stint in China, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal. Jenna Wang, 59, claims the VP hopeful showered her with gifts and seduced her at his poky staff accommodation at No 1 High School in Foshan, Guangdong Province. The lovers could not risk holding hands or showing affection in public because Wang’s dad was a high-ranking figure in the Chinese Communist Party who would disown her for fraternizing with a westerner. But their romance blossomed behind closed doors as they sipped tea, made love and listened to George Michael hits – leading the then 24-year-old Wang to dream about marriage and a new life in the United States,” the Daily Mail reports in what is now the third “oppo dump” by the shitty British tabloid this month following their ineffective attempts at “exposing” domestic abuse by Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff against an ex-girlfriend.

“No proposal was forthcoming from the future Minnesota governor, however, and the shame of being treated ‘like a prostitute’ eventually left Wang feeling angry and suicidal, she claims,” which is obviously sad for her but holy shit a 25 year-old man didn’t wan’t to get married? Stop the presses.

Also, was it that Walz was a dick to a woman his age at the time who had higher expectations or that she was the daughter of a local ChiCom shot-caller? How can she have any communist mind control powers over him if she’s upset that he ghosted on her? Who the hell scripts this stupid bullshit?

These white people look a little less drunk than you’d expect but we guess something funny will happen sooner or later here in, uh, Chaweng Koh Samui, wherever that is.

Ypsilanti, Michigan area MAGAchurch youth pastor Zachary Joseph Radcliff, 29, a musician who performed on stage during at least on CPAC conventions, is accused of sexually abusing at least 10 young girls he met on SnapChat and cops are searching for more victims, MichiganLive reports.

Source on convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign tell the Bulwark that “comedian” Tony Hinchcliffe’s set at Sunday’s Madison Square Garden rally originally “had a joke calling [Kamala] Harris a ‘cunt,'” that they asked him to edit out before he went on stage, which he did.

“Let’s say it was a red flag,” the campaign insider said, meaning that calling Puerto Rico a floating pile of garbage, saying “Jews have a hard time throwing out paper!” while making a money grubbing hand gesture, carving watermelons with P Diddy (because he’s Black), and the “cum inside” line were not red flags at all and the Trump team said go right ahead with those “zingers.”

Of course the dickheads at Mediaite credulously led their reporting with the opposite Monday morning, printing a quote from the RNC saying “The entire speech was not vetted,” but only notionally mentioning that was probably bullshit by acknowledging that Hinchcliffe was reading off a teleprompter. The Bulwark’s Marc Caputo’s sources claimed instead that that the lines were ad-libbed so really who the hell knows since we’ll never see the teleprompter’s text file.

Sources inside Trump’s campaign were split on how to handle the fallout. As expected, Team Fuck Your Feelings were staying true to their brand, with one saying “People need to grow up. This is what we’re campaigning against: PC culture run amok,” while the other side were pissing their pants, saying “this isn’t the hill we need to die on, Puerto Rico as a trash island – for fuck’s sake!”

During an August edition of his podcast, complete asshole Joe Rogan indirectly pitched now infamous racist “comedian” Tony Hinchcliffe to write material for convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign rallies, thereby in all likelihood inadvertently setting in motion a chain of events in which a booker on Trump’s team heard it – or read this RealClearPolitics article agreeing with the idea – reached out to Hinchcliffe, and then got him for the opening set which completely marred what was supposed to be a triumphal and more dog-whistle-y Madison Square Garden rally.

Convicted felon former President Trump on Monday was pissed at Fox News for something about his ads, shitposting that the propaganda network “spends far too much time promoting Democrats, their surrogates, and their agenda. Today I watched, over and over again, an angry and totally out of control Michelle Obama trying to save the dying Campaign of Comrade Kamala Harris. I’m leading in Michigan, by a lot, because of great support from Autoworkers, Arab Americans, Jewish Americans, and all other Patriots – But Fox refuses to put up those Polls. Fox also plays more negative commercials and ads promoting the other side than is even imaginable – Our ads on Fox News are always a big deal to negotiate (They want us to change and weaken our content!), but we put them up on CNN and MSDNC with no problems or changes. It’s hard to believe I’m leading by so much!”

Asked by the New York Times’s Annie Karni on Monday about what the hell fat former President Trump was talking about on Sunday when Trump told fans at the MSG hate rally that the two have some secret plan to steal the election, Mike Johnson just dodged and listed off greivances.

“Speaking of secrets, Harris knew Biden was physically and mentally impaired and kept it a secret. The FBI knew the Hunter Biden laptop was real and kept it secret. They also knew Russia collusion was fake and kept that a secret too. It appears that all those secrets didn’t matter to the media because they all helped Democrats. But this one might help Donald Trump, and now they care? By definition, a secret is not to be shared – and I don’t intend to share this one,” Johnson told Karni.

A fountain of raw sewage at least 180 feet high erupted from under a street in Moscow on Monday, dousing nearby buildings with shit after a gas pipeline ruptured into a sewer line, Newsweek reports.

The explosion in the city’s Novaya Moskva district reportedly was the direct result of a fuckup by state-owned energy giant Gazprom’s mishandling of a routine “air fumigation” clean-out procedure of a nearby gas line. The article doesn’t say it but it would seem Gazprom overdid it and the gas pipeline ruptured into the sewer line, causing the explosion supporters of Vlad’s regime deserve.

Gaming news and culture site IGN.com reports that the Harriz-Walz campaign debuted a custom map in wildly popular but kind of stupid online shooter game Fortnite on Monday, writing the virtual space “can be found in Fortnite Creative starting today using code 733155366547, and can be observed in dedicated partner streams from Fortnite content creators such as Jordan ‘Huskerss’ Thomas, Morgan ‘MODELMORG’ Pope, Lyah ‘Himalyahs’ Barberan, and Khairi ‘Kdot’ Harris.” The article mentions that collecting a cat plays a custom audio cue of convicted felon former President Trump ranting “they’re eating the dogs, eating the cats,” from last month’s shitshow of a debate.

Even a lot of experienced gamers, present company included, would have trouble explaining Fortnite’s appeal given its utterly strange liminal overlap with platforming and shooter genres, let alone its content ecosystem. While this is almost certainly user-generated content – as in the Harris team hired Fortnite custom map pros crank it out for them and then published it – we don’t think the game’s publisher Epic would let this stay up in the marketplace without any sort of pre-clearance with their moderation team. Our understanding is that most game companies are very reluctant to engage in or even allow anything that even appears as if they’re taking a side (funny old Spartan Reddit post about that here) and we don’t blame anyone unfamiliar with Fortnite if they see this and immediately think this is some kind of a sponsorship. But as far as we can tell, there’s nothing stopping the Trump campaign from slapping together their own Fortnite map and publishing it.

President Joe Biden voted early in person at a precinct in Delaware on Monday, MSNBC reports. He probably voted for Vice President Harris given that he publicly endorsed her immediately after dropping out in July but it’s possible he decided to be a wiseass and write in his son Hunter.

Republican Maine state Representative Lucas Lanigan’s wife interfered in his reelection campaign Monday as the freshman lawmaker was forced to turn himself in on a domestic assault warrant just over a week before he faces Dem challenger Patricia Kidder, the Portsmouth Herald reports.

We actually don’t know whether it was his wife or who filed the report that led to the warrant as the article had no further details but it’s still “election interference” by MAGA standards, especially because there’s essentially no chance of this getting resolved with the charges dropped or an acquittal at trial before the polls close next week. That’s always implicit when it’s a Republican defendant, that they theoretically could walk after the election, that mere possibility itself making the whole case a miscarriage of justice and therefore politically motivated and blah blah blah.

Vice President Kamala Harris was keen to remind CNN viewers that convicted felon former President Trump’s Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden was just more of the same shit that the American people grew tired of by the time they voted the fat orange fuck out of office four years ago.

A new Department of Homeland Security memo obtained by NBC News warns that lone wolf MAGA terrorists are the main threat to safety before and immediately after next week’s apocalyptic election, targeting candidates, elected officials, election workers, journalists, judges involved in election cases, polling places, ballot drop boxes, voter registration locations, and campaign events.

It’d probably be easier to just summarize with with “Trump and Republicans are counting on their unhinged freak fans to kill anyone who stands in their way of regaining power.”

Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost had such a raging hard-on to prosecute a grand total of six non-US citizen residents of the state for illegally voting in past elections going back to 2008 – and get it in the news before this election – he forgot to check if all of them were still actually alive and thus able to answer the charges, the Ohio Capital Journal reports. “The practice of indicting the deceased is draconian,” said Cuyahoga County Prosecutor Michael O’Malley, from whose office Yost had seized the “case” against the unnamed North Royalton man who died in 2022 after illegally voting in 2018.

Secretary of State Frank LaRose, the incompetent fucking idiot who had referred the case to Yost’s office, had a snappy comeback to O’Malley when asked why his staff hadn’t checked before sending it to Yost. “Well, you know, really – that’s a question for the county prosecutor because why did it take so long that he didn’t prosecute this case and we had to refer it over to the attorney general?”

When the FBI clams up, they're hiding information from Congress: Rep. Elise Stefanik https://t.co/5FQP5JAVSL @MorningsMaria @FoxBusiness pic.twitter.com/uo6TIIOqUF

— Maria Bartiromo (@MariaBartiromo) October 28, 2024

One ballot dropbox each in both Portland, Oregon and neighboring Vancouver, Washington were torched early Monday morning, KATU reports, with firefighters estimating that hundreds of votes had been lost on the Washington side and an indeterminate number burned on the Oregon side.

It’s not clear if the incidents were connected, but it’d probably be worse if they weren’t.

The US Supreme Court on Monday docketed Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin’s bid to purge of thousands of voters from the rolls in his state after the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals on Sunday tossed his bid to overturn a lower court ruling halting the effort and restoring some of the canceled registrations.