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Officials with the Queensland, Australia Department of the Environment, Tourism, Science and Innovation are investigating Floridian influencer Mike Holston over two videos posted of him wrestling local crocodiles – one freshwater crocodile, the other saltwater, 9News reports, quoting a spokesperson saying “These actions are extremely dangerous and illegal, and we are actively exploring strong compliance action including fines to deter any person from this type of behavior.”

“Let us be clear: people should not attempt to capture freshwater or saltwater crocodiles in Queensland, unless they are trained and licensed to do so,” the official continued.

Holston says he made the videos for “educational purposes,” but PETA Australia is calling for him to be deported, saying “Aside from it being illegal and unfathomably stupid to interfere with a crocodile in Queensland, it’s also incredibly cruel. Just like wombats, koalas and other native Australian wildlife, crocodiles are sensitive individuals who experience pain and stress, and who deserve to live in peace without fear that visiting influencers will tackle and roughly handle them.”

Holston, a Rhode Island native who works at Zoological Wildlife Foundation of Mario and Maria Tabraue in Miami, has at least 15 million followers on Instagram where goes by “The Real Tarzann.”

“FBI Salt Lake City is seeking information regarding the shooting at Utah Valley University that took place on September 10, 2025” says the bureau field office’s website and Jesus Christ this is where they’re at right now, asking the public to flood them with tips. Something they sure as shit would not be doing if they were following strong leads and hot on the trail of the assassin.

The subject in custody has been released after an interrogation by law enforcement. Our investigation continues and we will continue to release information in interest of transparency https://t.co/YXsG6YpFR5

— FBI Director Kash Patel (@FBIDirectorKash) September 10, 2025

Holy shit they arrested the wrong guy twice. Keep in mind this happened hours after the former top FBI brass purged wrote in their lawsuit that Patel was driving the bureau into the ground with his incompetence and gutting the actual law enforcement professionals in the rank and file.

Convicted felon President Trump’s shitbag lawyers on Wednesday sent a letter to the New York Times demanding a retraction and an apology for a Monday article that, per the Gray Lady, examined “the signature on the Epstein note – the name ‘Donald,’ with a long tail attached to the final ‘d'” and asserted that it “closely resembled the signatures on personal notes that Mr Trump wrote to New York City officials from 1987 through 2001” and another one from July that reported correctly that Trump sometimes makes terrible drawings with Sharpies, that were in the eyes of Team Orange, “malicious fabrications.” Needless to say the Times is not retracting the stories.

Further down in this report of the legal threat they mention a similar threat from June after the Times and CNN reported that Iran’s nuclear program was at least partially still intact contra to the fat fuck’s claims that it had been “totally obliterated” and that they never were served with a lawsuit.

“The subject for the horrific shooting today that took the life of Charlie Kirk is now in custody. Thank you to the local and state authorities in Utah for your partnership with @fbi. We will provide updates when able,” posted FBI Director Kash Patel on Wednesday and ruh roh. Wouldn’t K$H be RIGHT ON identifying the suspect IMMEDIATELY if he/she was a “trantifa” libtard terrorist?

In related news MAGA Congressowman Anna Paulina Luna on Wednesday screamed “YOU FUCKING CAUSED THIS” at House Dems right after the moment of silence on the floor for Kirk, CNN reports.

They sent a trained sniper to assassinate Charlie Kirk while he was sitting next to a table of hats that said 47.

You could be next.

I hate to say it, but I have a sick feeling we will be seeing more targeted assassination.

The Left are terrorists.

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) September 10, 2025

The shadowy malefactors behind the assassination of MAGA activist Charlie Kirk have been identified as they by fearless investigative journalist/Executive Branch HR manager Laura Loomer.

Exposing they as the perpetrators of the heinous crime will no doubt result in swift and merciless justice for they. It’s no exaggeration to say that they will rue this day. They are so screwed.

A Utah Valley University school official tells NBC’s Tom Winter that there is no suspect in custody after the fatal shooting of MAGA activist Charlie Kirk. An older man who was taken into custody near the scene has been released and it’s not clear how he was misidentified as the shooter. The assassin fired at Kirk from a rooftop roughly 200 yards away and holy shit how the hell are they going to find this guy if it’s been two hours and he had time to blend in with the crowd… This isn’t like the attempt on Trump from last year where the Secret Service blasted him immediately and there was all this photo evidence where cops could piece together what happened.

“The Great, and even Legendary, Charlie Kirk, is dead. No one understood or had the Heart of the Youth in the United States of America better than Charlie. He was loved and admired by ALL, especially me, and now, he is no longer with us. Melania and my Sympathies go out to his beautiful wife Erika, and family. Charlie, we love you!” convicted felon President Trump posted on Truth Social before planning his Reichstag Fire response in honor of his small-faced friend’s memory.

Not reposting the video here. You can find it. The shooter, described as a “boomer,” used a high powered rifle and it ripped right into Kirk’s carotid artery. Blood spewed out like water from a faucet and he immediately went limp. So until it’s reported otherwise that he survived… And really it’s sickening to watch. Always hated that smarmy son of a bitch but this is too much… Even if he was in the middle of a rant about “transgender shooters,” per rat-faced ex-Congressman Jason Chaffetz.

Charlie Kirk dead at 31 until reported otherwise. In the unlikely event he survives he will all but certainly be severely disabled for the rest of his life. Until it’s confirmed let’s just leave it off with Kirk’s own words from a May 29, 2022 tweet: “Gun control, like vaccines and masks, is focused on making people feel ‘safe’ by taking freedoms away from others. Don’t fall for it.”

That was a few days after the Uvalde school massacre that killed 22 kids around the age of 10.

UPDATE 9/10/2025 4:19 PM EDT: John Solomon’s shitty site confirmed Kirk is dead.

Shots fired at @charliekirk11 event at Utah Valley University

This is a good time to pray

— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) September 10, 2025

Quinnipac Poll: “Less than two months until Election Day, Democrat Zohran Mamdani leads the race for New York City mayor with 45 percent support among likely voters, followed by former Governor Andrew Cuomo running as an independent candidate with 23 percent, Republican Curtis Sliwa with 15 percent support, and Mayor Eric Adams running as an independent candidate with 12 percent support, according to a Quinnipiac University New York City poll of likely voters released today.”

The boat full of drugs or counterfeit Labubu dolls or the drunken college-age kids of Venezuela’s political elite had turned around and was headed back to shore before the US Navy canceled them anyway last week, sources in the military tell the New York Times on the now slightly even more extra extrajudicial killing of 11 people without any real authorization or due process.

NEW: The Charlotte stabbing suspect is blaming a “material” in his body for allegedly murdering Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska. pic.twitter.com/D7yPZZwDhR

— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 10, 2025

Senate Democrats on Wednesday sent a letter to HHS Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr’s shredder demanding that he divert his attention from imaginary environmental health hazards caused by 5G and other shit and take some time to look into the real ones, NBC News reports.

“This delay in recognizing new health conditions tied to exposures received at Ground Zero, at Shanksville, and at the Pentagon harms the ability of the first responders who heroically responded to 9/11,” wrote Senators Andy Kim, Cory Booker, Chuck Schumer, Kirsten Gillibrand, Tim Kaine, and Richard Blumenthal. It’s not clear why they didn’t at least pretend to ask Rudy Giuliani for help on the matter. That drunken dipshit could actually be sort of useful in this specific situation.

NASA officials on Wednesday announced that extensive analysis of data collected from examinations of Martian rocks by the Perseverance rover last year have revealed the strongest evidence yet that the Red Planet was once teeming with tiny microscopic germs, the AP reports.

It’s not conclusive yet because the samples need to be examined in a lab here on Earth, which necessitates sending another probe there to retrieve the samples and who the fuck knows when that’ll happen plus Ketamine Brain’s supposed to be sending 50,000 people to die there so they might as well bring lab equipment with them to run the tests before they die and blah blah blah…

Then, assuming that there’s a definitive conclusion that these are indeed fossilized Martian E Coli, there’s a whole other mess of trying to establish a clean wall of separate abiogeneses on the two planets. The whole reason that this is and will not be actually THAT big of a deal is that it’s been almost three decades that the idea of microbial life on Mars has been internalized and accepted in the popular imagination because of that one rock found in Antarctica that definitely originated on Mars also bore possible signs of fossilized microbes. That acceptance pretty much immediately opens the door to the panspermia theory and questions about whether the Martian microbes might’ve actually originated on Earth or vice versa that life actually began on Mars and then made its way to Earth where it evolved into what we know today or whether both planets were pollinated with primordial microbes from some other source elsewhere in the solar system – or even beyond.

Former top FBI officials Brian Driscoll, Steve Jensen, and Spencer Evans, purged a few months ago for thoughtcrimes like investigating MAGA insurrectionists, on Wednesday filed a federal civil complaint against the Bureau, its dipshit current director Kashyap “K$H” Patel, and scumbag Attorney General Pam Bondi for wrongful termination, Politico’s Kyle Cheney reports.

I paid $100 for 2 bags of fucking groceries dude…your numbers don't mean shit when I can barely afford to put food on the table, much less make a difference in the world…
Your Numbers On Digital Screens Don't Mean A Thing When The Numbers On My Receipts Don't Match With Yours

— Jake Angeli-Chansley (@AmericaShaman) September 10, 2025

The headline is a very slight edit/truncation of what Republican North Dakota Senator Kevin Cramer told Semafor in a Tuesday article on the GOP’s worries about the economy going into 2026. “The headwinds that matter the most to an election are how American citizens are feeling about things, not so much the official numbers as people’s situation,” said Cramer, adding “I just talked to a group of farmers who are feeling pretty tough right now because they’re not selling their products.”

Tempting as it’d be to riff on how Cramer told on himself with the “American citizens” part as though the declining number of international tourists, legal immigrants, illegal ones, and so on aren’t also getting screwed, as well as him skipping said farmers getting cut off from global markets and the intentional destruction of USAID eliminating a major buyer isn’t a major reason for them having a tough time, that’d be too much of a tangent from the, um, synergy here between Cramer’s sentiment and that of a prominent former Republican voter. It’s like their psychic energy had some sort of quantum confluence or whatever ethereal mystical shit our guy Jake would ascribe it to.

“A historic vaccine to strengthen protection of koalas against chlamydia has been developed by researchers from the University of the Sunshine Coast’s Centre for Bioinnovation, with funding from the Albanese Government. The single-dose vaccine will combat the threat of chlamydia which can cause painful urinary tract infections, infertility, blindness and death in koala populations.”

“Researchers at the University of the Sunshine Coast have spent more than 10 years developing the single-dose vaccine to protect koalas from the disease. Trials were conducted on hundreds of wild koalas, koalas in care, and over multiple generations. Development of the vaccine is supported by $749,000 in funding from the Albanese Government’s $76 million Saving Koalas Fund. The vaccine has now been registered by the Australian Pesticides and Veterinary Medicines Authority,” says Australia’s Ministry for the Environment and Water in a statement announcing the new initiative.

Lots to work with here given the silliness of the premise of koalas suffering from a sailor STD and the very obvious contrast with current US public health policy that may or may not start warning to avoid travel to Australia because koalas can cause autism. However the main takeaway should be that the man leading said US public health policy is probably pretty bummed that he can’t ever travel there to try grilling and eating a roadkilled koala for fear of it might’ve been vaxxed.

“Skyler Philippi, 24, of Columbia, Tennessee, pleaded guilty today to attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction and attempting to destroy an energy facility. According to court documents, in June 2024, Philippi communicated to a confidential human source (CHS) that he wanted to commit a mass shooting at a YMCA facility located in or around Columbia, Tennessee. In July 2024, Philippi told another CHS about the impact of attacking large interstate substations and said that attacking several substations would “shock the system,” causing other substations to malfunction. Philippi researched previous attacks on electric substations and concluded that attacking with firearms would not be sufficient. Philippi, therefore, planned to use a drone with explosives attached to it and to fly the drone into the substation. Philippi said that his plan was to fly a drone with explosives attached to it into the electric substation, that he preferred to build a drone himself to avoid law enforcement detection, and that he wanted to attach TATP (Triacetone Triperoxide, a high-energy explosive material) or C-4 explosive material to the drone,” says a Justice Department press release.

Continued: “On Nov 2, 2024, Philippi met the undercover employees at a hotel and participated in a Nordic ritual, which included reciting a Nordic prayer and discussing the Norse god Odin. Philippi told the UCEs that ‘this is where the New Age begins’ and that it was ‘time to do something big’ that would be remembered ‘in the annals of history.’ Philippi and the UCEs drove to the operation site.”

“The UCEs moved to their assigned positions as lookouts for Philippi. Law-enforcement agents arrested Philippi. When he was taken into custody, Philippi was at the rear of the vehicle, with the drone powered up, and the explosive device was armed and located next to the drone. Philippi was prepared to attach the explosives to the drone when he was arrested.”

Hard to really figure out exactly what the hell Texas MAGA Congressman Pete Sessions is saying here but it seems like he wants to investigate everyone in the now-infamous Epstein birthday book but convicted felon President Trump while also acknowledging in the most ass-backward way that he doesn’t actually believe the fat bastard’s claim that the letter he wrote was somehow fabricated.