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Yoon strips off his prison jumpsuit to avoid questioning

Disgraced former South Korean President Yoon Suk-Yeol stripped off his prison jumpsuit and laid down of the floor of his cell on Friday to avoid getting dragged out to face questioning from investigators over crimes unrelated to his failed coup attempt from last year that set in motion his impeachment, removal, indictment on charges of sedition, and jailing awaiting trial, the AP reports.

No this was about allegations surrounding Yoon’s wife Kim Keon Hee, including that she and her husband exerted inappropriate influence on the then-ruling party’s election nomination process in 2022 in the election that Yoon beat current President Lee Jae Myung, who two months ago defeated Yoon’s conservative successor in a special election. To think all Yoon had to do was just not fucking get pilled on domestic right wing conspiracy bullshit urging him to declare martial law.

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Maxwell quietly moved from Florida federal prison to one in Texas

Sex trafficker and Jeffrey Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell has been moved from the federal prison in Florida she had been staying at to a different one in Texas, USA Today reports with a confirmation from the US Bureau of Prisons and without any information whatsoever on why.

“We can confirm, Ghislaine Maxwell is in the custody of the Bureau of Prisons (BOP) at the Federal Prison Camp (FPC) Bryan in Bryan, Texas,” said a Bureau spokesman in a statement that did not at all shed light on the absolutely 100 percent certainly non-coincidental reason for the move.

Had this happened in any other context you could chalk it up to something like fights with and/or informing on other inmates to get herself moved to a nicer “hotel room,” et cetera, as being more likely than any “politically sensitive investigations” having any bearing on where she’s staying. But at this current juncture? There is no fucking way it’s unrelated to the Trump Regime trying to figure out what to do with her and whether/how she can be put to work on getting Donald out of this jam.

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FBI redacted Trump’s name before not releasing Epstein files

FBI agents scouring 100,000 pages of documents about the investigations into dead sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein as they prepared them for release had redacted mentions of convicted felon President Trump’s name from the files before deciding to just not release them to the public at all this spring, Bloomberg reports with further details on the extremely labor-intensive and opportunity cost-sucking misadventure inside the bureau first revealed by Senator Dick Durbin last month.

A 14 year FBI veteran named Michael Seidel, who had led the bureau’s Record/Information Dissemination Section, was also forced out for pushing back against pouring so much resources into the review – which again, did NOT end with any of these fucking files being released publicly, probably because Trump’s minions knew reporters, lawyers, and OSINT geeks would’ve within hours collectively reverse-engineered the black ink and found where the fat fuck’s name was mentioned.

The upshot of all this is that, after taking a ton of shit from the MAGA base for the failure that was the white-people-dancing-with-binders-full-of-already-public-info day on the White House driveway, Pam Bondi and K$H spent enormous resources flagging and the redacting the Orange God Emperor’s name from the documents, only to finally on July 7th decide that they were better off taking more shit from the MAGA base and everyone else than actually letting the files see daylight.

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Regime propaganda hypes manufacture of 1970s Soviet shitbox

Kind of at a loss for words on what to make of this. They couldn’t find a stock image of a freaking Cadillac or Corvette? A Jeep Grand Cherokee or Mustang? Is this just someone actively trying to get fired from their job making these fucking memes? It’s almost like the simplest explanation is deliberate internal sabotage when it says “the great American automobile” and then use a pic of something that is 100 percent not American… as well as from 40 or 50 goddamned years ago.

UPDATE 8/1/2025 1:05 PM EDT: The “community note” identifying the car as a Soviet “Lada VAZ 101” was not added until after National Zero had printed this “article” at 10:39 AM EDT on Friday.

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Secessionist Bosnian-Serb scumbag claims Trump will save his ass

Responding to a Bosnian appeals court ruling banning him from political office for six years, Milorad Dodik, president of the Serbian-majority semi-autonomous region Republika Srpska, said he’s going to run to daddies Donald and Vlad for help in overturning the decision, Reuters reports.

“I do not accept the verdict. I will seek help from Russia and I will write a letter to the US administration,” Dodik told reporters after the appeals court upheld a sentence imposed for defying the orders of the international peace envoy, whose role is to prevent the ethno-religiously trisected Bosnia from sliding back into civil war. Dodik also commanded his minions to cut off all contact with European Union ambassadors, even as the bloc continues to have peacekeeping troops stationed in the country after the destructive 1990s conflict that claimed over 100,000 lives.

While the fat bastard might be interested in “intervening” the same way he’s been with Brazil, it definitely wouldn’t hurt for Milo to start buying up some $TRUMP shitcoin with whatever’s left in the Srpska treasury that hasn’t already been looted to snag condos in London and Manhattan.

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Harvard alum Dems threaten investigations if school capitulates

Congressional with Harvard degrees Dems led by Congressman Sam Liccardo and Senators Adam Schiff and Chris Van Hollen are threatening future consequences for the college if they strike any sort of deal with convicted felon President Trump and pay his $500 million ransom, Axios reports.

The Dems warned that “any such agreement may warrant rigorous Congressional oversight and inquiry,” and any deal with the Orange God Emperor “cannot be viewed in isolation” but “part of a broader pattern of attempted interference … in the governance of independent institutions… Any acquiescence to unjustified political threats would not only diminish Harvard’s standing but also make it complicit in the erosion of fundamental democratic principles.”

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“Hope we get a scalp”

Georgia MAGA Congressman Rich McCormick on Friday betrayed possibly just a little too much about the kayfabe of the latest Hillary Clinton BOMBSHELL, by telling idiot Maria Bartiromo “I hope we get a scalp,” rather than “She’s DEFINITELY going to prison for her crimes.” Can’t set unrealistic expectations if you don’t at least pretend to hold those expectations yourself, Richard-head.

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July jobs report crushes expectations, negatively

“Total nonfarm payroll employment changed little in July (+73,000) and has shown little change since April, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) reported today. The unemployment rate, at 4.2 percent, also changed little in July. Employment continued to trend up in health care and in social assistance. Federal government continued to lose jobs,” says the monthly BLS report.

The consensus estimate was 110,000 new jobs with a 4.2 percent rate, per CNBC, who also report that revisions for May and June put the total between the two months at 258,000 fewer jobs.

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Cooper 47 – Whatley 41 in North Carolina: Emerson poll

A new survey of North Carolina voters by the unsubtly pro-MAGA pollsters at Emerson College finds former North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper leading now-former RNC chairman Mike Whatley 47 to 41 percent in the very likely 2026 matchup to replace retiring Senator Thom Tillis.

The NRSC’s own polling, obtained by NOTUS, finds “in a matchup between Roy Cooper and a generic pro-Trump Republican, they are tied 48 to 48 percent,” and damned if Mike Whatley is not THE most generic pro-Trump Republican candidate they could find. Current NRSC chair Tim Scott is urging other senators to endorse and quickly consolidate support for the first-time candidate who has never run for local dog catcher let alone an incredibly crucial statewide race.

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MAGA bro podcasters “apologize” to fans for Netanyahu interview

Tucked in the middle of a Thursday Axios article in which the bullet point factory writes the Republican Party is “scrambling” to “contain a generational revolt” from younger MAGAmericans over Israel is a pretty telling detail about how bad this is getting for Team Genocide: Pro-Trump bro podcasters the Nelk Boys were forced to “apologize” to their audience for platforming Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu in a recent and reportedly very softball interview that “Bibi” had booked for damage control after the IDF bombed the only Catholic church in Gaza and ultra-extremist West Bank settlers attacked an ancient Christian community in the ghettoized territory.

Except they didn’t “apologize” directly so much as respond to the outrage by booking none other than hardcore antisemite Nick Fuentes and another quasi-Nazi MAGA influencer named Myron Gaines, who on his own show days later featured a guest who praised Hitler and argued that the Holocaust was justified. That was how the Nelks balanced things out to quell their fans’ anger.

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WORLDWIDE PREMIERE: Ron Wyden is like Q, except he’s a Democrat and the leader of the globalist pedophile cabal is Trump

THE STORM IS HERE! Senator Ron Wyden, a lispy old 6’4 nerd representing Oregon is kind of like Q as he promises to blow the lid off a pedophile ring at the highest levels of government except he’s a Democrat and the leader of the Satanic cabal is convicted felon President Trump. WHERE WYDEN GOES ONE WE GO ALL! TRUST HIS PLAN PATRIOTS! SPACE LASER THE EPSTEIN ACCOMPLICES!

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Smithsonian erases Trump impeachments from history exhibit

The Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History this month quietly removed information about convicted felon President Trump’s two impeachments from an exhibit on the constitutional mechanism, a source tells the Washington Post about a “content review” the Trump Regime ordered the institution to undertake in order to avoid punishments like further suppression of historical facts.

Where since 2021 a temporary label that included info about the two trials the fat fuck faced and was acquitted by jury nullification was applied while a permanent one was being devised, the display now looks as it had since 2008, saying “only three presidents have seriously faced removal.”

Those being Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton. “In reviewing our legacy content recently, it became clear that the ‘Limits of Presidential Power’ section in The American Presidency: A Glorious Burden exhibition needed to be addressed,” a Smithson spokesperson said in a statement. “The section of this exhibition covers Congress, The Supreme Court, Impeachment, and Public Opinion. Because the other topics in this section had not been updated since 2008, the decision was made to restore the Impeachment case back to its 2008 appearance,” the spokesperson added to their confusing non-explanation about the suppression of history.

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America takes record for largest lightning bolt ever recorded

“The World Meteorological Organization (WMO) has established a new world record for the longest lightning flash – an incredible 829 km (515 miles) in a notorious storm hotspot in the United States of America. The megaflash occurred in October 2017, during a major thunderstorm complex.”

“It extended from eastern Texas to near Kansas City – equivalent to the distance between Paris and Venice in Europe. It would take a car about eight to nine hours and a commercial plane at least 90 minutes to cover that distance. WMO’s Committee on Weather and Climate Extremes, which maintains official records of global, hemispheric and regional extremes, recognized the new record with the help of the latest satellite technologies. The findings were published in the Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society. There is a margin of error of ± 8 km (5 mi) in the new record of 829 km (515 miles). It is 61 kilometers greater than the previous record, which covered a distance of 768 ± 8 km (477.2 ± 5 miles) across parts of the southern United States on 29 April 2020. The new record lightning flash occurred in one of the hotspots for Mesoscale Convective System (MCS) thunderstorms, whose dynamics permit extraordinary megaflashes to occur – namely, the Great Plains in North America,” says the World Meteorological Organization in a statement.

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Politico compiles 47 attempts by Trump to distract from Epstein

The website of record for the swamp, Politico have compiled a list of 47 attempted distractions by convicted felon President Trump since the July 7th memo from his Justice Department claiming there is actually no client list, including the Red Soz, Cocoa-Cola, revoking Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship, trying to force the Washington Commanders to change their name back to the Redskins, accusing Barack Obama “the crime of the century” with his “Russia, Russia, Russia hoax” and more nonsense on his Truth Social feed… And then there were a handful of posts complaining about Epstein.

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Weed pizza fuckup hospitalizes seven with anxiety and dizziness

“During October 22–24, 2024, at least 85 persons, ranging from age 1–91 years, ate food from a restaurant in Wisconsin and experienced symptoms consistent with THC intoxication. The restaurant was in a building with a cooperative (ie, shared) kitchen used by a state-licensed vendor who produced edible THC products. The restaurant mistakenly used THC-infused oil from the cooperative kitchen to prepare dough,” says a final report from a CDC investigation into an October 2024 incident at a Madison, Wisconsin-area pizza place called “Famous Yeti’s.”

“Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), a psychoactive substance found in Cannabis sativa plants, including varieties such as hemp, is increasingly being used in consumer products. On October 24, 2024, local emergency medical services reported to Public Health Madison & Dane County in Wisconsin that since October 22, they had transported seven persons to a local hospital for various symptoms, including dizziness, sleepiness, and anxiety. All seven persons reported having recently eaten food from the same local restaurant. Investigation by PHMDC determined that on October 22, the restaurant had run out of cooking oil and used oil from a cooperative kitchen located in the same building. One of the vendors who used the kitchen made edible products using hemp-derived Δ9-THC.”

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Lara Trump’s replacement launches North Carolina Senate bid

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Old Man Grassley having difficulty remembering his own long yarn

“Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) today is making public the formerly Classified Appendix (‘Durham annex’) to John Durham’s 2023 Special Counsel report. The Unclassified Report and the Classified Appendix form the entirety of Durham’s Special Counsel Report. The Durham annex contains previously classified information exposing a reported Clinton campaign plan to falsely tie President Donald Trump to Russia. The annex also goes into further detail on matters discussed in the Unclassified Report, specifically: Potential election influence by a foreign government regarding Hillary Clinton; False statements to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISA court) regarding FISA renewal applications for Carter Page;”

“The FBI’s failure – under the leadership of then-Director James Comey – to investigate intelligence that the Clinton campaign may have created the Russia collusion hoax. Meanwhile the Comey-led FBI used the Steele Dossier – a Clinton campaign creation – to obtain FISA warrants on Carter Page. Attorney General Pam Bondi, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Kash Patel and Intelligence Community elements declassified the Durham annex at Grassley’s request. In requesting its declassification, which included declassification of information by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and National Security Agency (NSA), Grassley argued that ‘the overriding public interest demands the release of this information, and doing so would benefit public transparency and accountability,'” says Old Man Grassley’s office in a big press release about Hillary’s perfidy.

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