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Regime hypothetically threatens to destroy Statue of Liberty

During a hearing in front a federal appeals court over the stupid ballroom he’s trying to build, convicted felon President Trump’s lawyers on Friday argued they could destroy the Statue of Liberty on a whim if they wanted to and no one could do anything about it, Politico reports.

“If the government decides, very quickly, to bulldoze the Statue of Liberty – the people whose ancestors that was the first thing they saw coming to this country, but the government moved too fast – nothing can be done?” DC Court of Appeals Judge Patricia Millett asked Trump Regime toady Yaakov Roth, who then said “I think that’s right, yes,” in response to the judge’s question.

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The Andrew formerly known as Prince scammed free rental income

Being a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and therefore a friend of a friend of convicted felon President Trump, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew, knows a thing or two about ripping off the public as a report by the UK’s National Audit Office found. Without any actual right to do so, Andrew received income from renting out the cottages on the Royal Lodge estate, his home near Windsor Castle for more than 20 years. It’s not clear how much he collected, but one would assume it would’ve had to have been pretty substantial given that these “cottages” are historic luxury digs.

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Mental child hallucinates phantom plaintiff

“The Ballroom is coming along fantastically well. It’s on time, and under budget (Unlike the Federal Reserve Building, where “Too Late” has done a terrible job of Cost and Time Control!), and at a much higher quality than I ever promised, including the DronePort, and ALL of the other many Military elements, which are all vital for National Security, that are being built throughout the whole integrated, cohesive Project. It is desperately needed, and will be very special! The woman that sued me has absolutely no STANDING to do so. This should not even be a case, and it is highly damaging to our Country. She is highly litigious, a serial plaintiff, and said she was bothered in her walking by the White House, but didn’t state her involvement in distant other places. Why then is she involved in litigation on other Developments in far distant parts of DC. Is she walking there, too?”

“How is she walking on a totally closed street at the Treasury Building – Nobody is allowed to walk there? She never saw a Building, because there is no Building there,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, very focused on the nation’s problems as always.

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John Bolton to plead guilty

Bloodthirsty Neocon former Bush and Trump administration official John Bolton is preparing to plead guilty to one count of illegal retention of sensitive national security documents, CNN reports citing sources familiar. Part of his plea deal includes a $2 million fine and anywhere from 0 to 60 months in the joint, though one would imagine it’s 0 since it’s a plea deal for a 70-something first time offender.

Bolton’s case represents a rare win for convicted felon President Trump’s campaign of weaponizing the justice system against his political enemies, the main reason for this being the fact that Bolton just happened to have committed an actual crime rather than take a picture of fucking seashells.

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Gateway Pundit turns on Trump’s Alabama Senate pick Moore

Turns out that when they put their terminally-pilled minds to it, right propaganda site the Gateway Pundit can be pretty thorough and detailed… or maybe this is campaign payola written by the other other guy’s team in the Alabama US Senate primary runoff and printed by the Pundit.

Either way the site’s founder Jim Hoft is on the byline as the article purports the circulation of “a detailed memorandum with” leading candidate MAGA extremist Congressman Barry Moore’s “accompanying military records alleges that Moore, (AL-02) has materially misrepresented his military service record for over a decade, while simultaneously signing a high-profile letter condemning Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz for the same category of conduct.”

Just gotta pause there to lol at the Gateway Pundit telling Moore he shouldn’t have thrown bricks from his glass house. Not to mention that Tim Walz fucked up once in the tiniest of gaffes and his saying “those weapons of war that I carried in war” despite never having served in a combat zone during a speech doesn’t even come close to the level of valor theft by Moore the Pundit lays out.

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Fat baby cries about California, won’t do anything about it

“The Dumocrats are at it again! They are trying to STEAL THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA PRIMARY, AND THE MAYOR OF LOS ANGELES, PRIMARY, AWAY FROM TWO GREAT REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES. Here we go with the very late and massive numbers of MAIL IN BALLOTS” posted convicted felon President Trump early Thursday, then adding “There’s BIG cheating by the Dumocrats in California. Votes are all tied up. May not be in for weeks. Under investigation by the US Attorney’s Office in Los Angeles. Why the vote counting DELAY???”

“Yesterday, in a meaningless vote, the House voted, 4 bad Republicans and all of the Dumocrats, to limit my War Powers, right in the middle of my final negotiations to end the War with the Islamic Republic of Iran. Who would do such an unpatriotic thing. They know where the negotiations stand. The Democrats are fueled by Trump Derangement Syndrome. They would rather have our Country fail than give me another, of many, victories. The four Republicans, that’s a whole other story, they’re GRANDSTANDERS! They should be ashamed of themselves. MAGA!!!” the fat bastard later posted.

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Pennsylvania volunteer firefighter was the arsonist the whole time

In a chilling game of cat-and-mouse that took investigators minutes to identify a suspect and then several tens of additional minutes to extract a confession from him, a southeastern Pennsylvania volunteer firefighter was revealed to have been the mystery arsonist who set a series of small, easily contained blazes that he and his company then responded to shortly thereafter, NBC10 reports.

The shock, twist ending for the fast-paced procedural thriller came when the Pennsylvania State Police Fire Marshal’s office checked the database of license plate readers in the jurisdiction of the Perseverance Fire Company in Montgomery County, about 25 miles north of Philadelphia. Cops were quickly able to piece together that 29 year-old Perseverance member Justin Sholly had driven to and/or away from the sites of the three blazes set and had driven to the station and jumped on a fire truck to help put out at least two of those three, including the climactic, 4:26 AM May 31st inferno that consumed a barn, three vehicles, a shed, an outhouse, and a gazebo in Franconia Township.

That must’ve felt like the penultimate scenes of Backdraft for Sholly when he was riding on the truck to respond, as though Kurt Russell’s grizzled Irish-American Chicago smoke-eater was sitting right across from him with a death stare, having just then pieced together Sholly’s betrayal of everything firefighters lay their lives down for. Bet Sholly even Hans Zimmer’s pensive score puncturing the truck siren’s mournful wails cadences in his head… In reality it was legitimately escalation as Sholly’s first arson in the 30-hour spree was to a pile of wood on the side of a road, and then the second to an unoccupied barn, before the stunning set piece of third that still didn’t really come close to the chemical factory fire in Backdraft. It was also probably Sholly’s ex-girlfriend’s half-brother Brian, bleary-eyed from passing out drunk two hours prior, who was staring at the floor and spilling Gatorade on his pants as they sped toward the early Sunday morning multi-structure/vehicular fire.

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Republican towns urged to apply to DOJ’s “Model Cities Initiative”

“In cities across America, violent crime and public disorder have surged over the past few years. Policies that have weakened and demoralized law enforcement, limited the prosecution of crimes, and de-emphasized holding criminals accountable have resulted in a climate of fear and instability for law-abiding Americans. Communities cannot thrive when their citizens do not feel safe. Recent surges of federal law enforcement in cities like Memphis, Tennessee, and Washington, DC have demonstrated the successes that the US Department of Justice (DOJ) and the Trump Administration have had when” and blah blah blah says the Trump Regime DOJ in the “Model Cities Initiative” intro.

“To Make America Safe Again by continuing and expanding the successes seen in Memphis and Washington, DC, DOJ is seeking applications for the Model Cities Initiative (‘MCI’). A model city implements comprehensive and innovative strategies to reduce crime, restore law and order, and serve as a nationwide example. It leverages technology, data, and partnerships to address drivers of crime. This initiative will provide substantial, targeted funding to select cities to realize this vision.”

“Funding awarded through MCI will emphasize common sense policing, including prioritizing deterrence through proactive policing and increasing police activity in high crime areas. Funding will also encourage the adoption of new technologies – including drones and artificial intelligence – and modern methods to track criminal behavior and gather intelligence. Additionally, recognizing that keeping cities safe requires a whole-of-community approach, MCI will provide funding to help cities build forensic and prosecutorial capacity, support victims, reduce recidivism, and address substance use and mental health challenges tied to public safety outcomes,” the program marketing continued.

And yes, “sanctuary cities” and any city with “DEI” hiring practices shouldn’t even bother.

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Rapidly deteriorating senior insists everything fine with him, nation

Guess it wouldn’t be a Trump interview if there weren’t a shit ton of lies and nonsense to a plainly kind of unsettled Miranda Devine, but damn he is not doing so great these days and it’s probably why he hasn’t been on camera live and unscripted in over a week now.

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Regime ends home heating electric conversion rebate program

Just in time to fuck homeowners sick of paying for fossil fuel-based home heating when prices are going sky-high, convicted felon President Trump’s regime is ending a Biden-era Home Electrification and Appliances Rebate program that provides up to $14,000 in rebates per household to convert to electrical heating sources, probably because some fossil fuel lobbyists bribed them to kill it off.

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Spain’s Crown Princess earns combat paratrooper badge

Spanish Crown Princess Leonor, the 20 year-old heir to the country’s ceremonial throne and future commander-in-chief of its armed forces, completed her combat paratrooper training at the Mendez Parada Military Parachuting School at the Alcantarilla Air Base in the Murcia region this week, DPA International reports citing an announcement from the royal palace in Madrid. Leonor is currently in her third and final year of officer school at the nearby General Academy of Aeronautics and Astronautics (AGA), toiling day in and day out alongside about 50 other cadets to prepare for a career of service defending the nation against threats from terrorist warlords and vicious tyrants.

In unrelated news, Ivanka Trump this week told some podcaster that she and her husband, real-estate heir Jared Kushner, are building a massive $1.5 billion off-the-grid private island off the Albanian shoreline, bulldozing a former military site considered sensitive to local bird populations.

“It’s massive in scale,” said Ivanka, whose husband’s previous project in the Balkans, a luxury development in Serbia’s capital of Belgrade, fell apart due to angry opposition from neighbors.

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Humble Kevin Cramer ain’t some flashy, flamboyant big city senator

Real hard-workin’ God-fearin’ salt-o-the-North Dakota plains Senator Kevin Cramer ain’t gonna opine on matters outside his humble station in life, tellin’ them high-fallutin’ narrators at the CNBC picture news service that he’s not what them city folk call a “constitutional expert” so he’s gonna keep his dang trap shut when it come to the question of President’s legal authority to send the doughboys to fight against the Persians in some myserious, far-ways desert land.

Ughhh, what a dick. On the other hand it was funny how Cramer was pretty much a flat no on whether Bill “Fannie Man” Pulte would ever be confirmed to Director of National Intelligence, which was a contrast from how his colleague Bill Hagerty glazed the short little bastard to the hosts.

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New Jersey GOP Senate nominee has -$23.71 in campaign cash

Justin Murphy, winner of Tuesday’s New Jersey Republican Senate primary and incumbent Dem Cory Booker’s opponent in November, has negative $23.71 in his campaign account, according to FEC filings viewed by Politico, an impressive figure amounting to negative 0.00010491083 percent of the positive $22,600,143.69 Booker has in cash on hand and setting up a real David vs Goliath scenario when it comes to ad spending, staffing, staging campaign events, and so on.

More seriously, of course nobody realistically expects Murphy to actually win and it would be stupid for the NRSC, RNC, and other GOP institutions to make a meaningful investment in New Jersey when they’re playing defense elsewhere. That being said, as Politico points out, Murphy’s still at the top of the Republican ticket in the Garden State where there’s still red turf to be defended in the House, specifically the 7th District represented by Tom Kean Jr, who hasn’t been seen in public in three months. So they might want to try to slap something together for Murphy and make some kind of moves pretending to New Jersey MAGA voters that Murphy has a realistic shot against Booker.

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“Everyone said it was going to be $300, $400 a barrel”

Sitting for a podcast interview with scumbag New York Post reporter Miranda Devine this week, convicted felon President Trump expressed pride in having only raised gas prices by about 50 percent over the last three months, saying “Everyone said it was going to be $300, $400 a barrel, it’s 98 dollars a barrel but that’s not a big price to pay if you look at the possibility of them having a nuclear weapon,” adding “I don’t know. I mean, I think it could be [closed through Labor Day], but I think it’s unlikely. I think that we’ll have it. I think this will resolve itself fairly quickly.”

Meaning he’s pretty sure gas prices will remain elevated throughout the summer into September.

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Fox News regrets to report horrific news for America

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BREAKING: Scott Pelley to start YouTube channel and Substack

OMG! CBS HAS FIRED SCOTT PELLEY! LET’S ALL CALL THIS ANOTHER SEISMIC DEVELOPMENT IN THE MEDIA! THIS IS HUGE! HOLY SHIT! MEDIAITE BETTER GET RIGHT ON THIS ONE!

Long story short, some douchebag that evil hag Bari Weiss hired to produce 60 Minutes wasn’t getting along with Pelley so they fired his ass for “misconduct,” Puck’s Dylan Byers reports.

Is this a good thing? No. Not at all. This is the long tail of convicted felon President Trump’s corrupt crusade against the media taking yet another decent, hardworking newsman’s scalp long after Trump’s actual political capital was burned and the ashes pissed on through all his self-destructive impulses. Does it really matter as much as some people say it will? Ehhhhhhhhhhhh…

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More shit blown up during ceasefire

“US forces successfully defeated multiple Iranian ballistic missiles and drones, and conducted self-defense strikes on Qeshm Island in response to attempted attacks by Iran across the Middle East, June 2. Iran launched several ballistic missiles toward regional neighbors; however, all failed to hit their intended targets. Two Iranian missiles fired at Kuwait fell short or broke apart enroute, and three missiles launched at Bahrain were immediately intercepted by US and Bahrain air defenses.”

“Moments earlier, US Central Command (CENTCOM) forces shot down three one-way attack drones launched by Iran toward civilian mariners that were rightfully transiting regional waters. American forces also conducted self-defense strikes on an Iranian military ground control station on Qeshm Island. No US personnel were harmed. CENTCOM forces remain vigilant and ready to defend against unwarranted Iranian aggression during the ongoing ceasefire,” wrote CENTCOM on Tuesday.

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