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Ken Paxton commands UNT to expel apostates of St Charles

“Attorney General Ken Paxton is investigating the University of North Texas (‘UNT’) for still refusing to take disciplinary action against the radical students who celebrated the political assassination of national hero Charlie Kirk and who have threatened violent acts against students. Attorney General Paxton previously sent a letter to UNT regarding left-wing extremism and demanded answers from the university, but school leadership’s response so far has been abysmal and real action has been non-existent. As part of the investigation, Attorney General Paxton sent a follow-up letter to UNT President Harrison Keller demanding answers as to why UNT is refusing to hold bad actors accountable even as other universities and colleges have taken appropriate action in comparable circumstances,” writes Picasso-face’s office in another insufferably histrionic press release.

“‘In the face of left-wing terror being celebrated and the threatening of students, UNT leadership has chosen to do next to nothing. That’s outrageous,’ said Attorney General Paxton. ‘Thus far, there has been zero school officials fired, zero students expelled, and zero accountability from UNT as the campus is overrun by left-wing extremists violently threatening anyone who disagrees with them. I will continue to investigate this matter and use the full weight of this office to stop this madness.'”

“Following the martyrdom of Charlie Kirk, self-identified ‘militant’ student groups on UNT’s campus have increasingly used violent rhetoric against other students and conservatives. Marxists and Antifa-aligned organizations have been spreading their materials and their violent messages all across the university, according to media reports. Video footage posted to social media by Representative Andy Hopper also showed a radical student approaching a Turning Point USA table and shredding the group’s materials. Similar to the school’s response to other forms of left-wing extremism from students, UNT has chosen to do nothing in ­the face of these incidents.”

In conclusion, Ken Paxton is the word accidentally depicted on a now-discontinued UNT coffee mug.

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Meuser puts an awful lot of chips on No Kings protests being a bust

Pennsylvania MAGA Congressman Dan Meuser and the rest of the weenies in his wreck of a party got their talking points from the RNC about the October 18th No Kings protests at least a week or two ago. The RNC talking points scripting room had to have, within hours, or at most a few days, of the lib activist coalition publicly announcing it, that exact date. So instead of using however much lead time they had, lead time that could’ve been used to organize their own “AMERICA FIRST MAGA PATRIOT” counter-rally, they just dicked around aimlessly until somebody in the GOP noticed the chatter and said “Oh shit, this might be kind of big,” then slapped together moronic canned lines about it being terrorism and Antifa and blah blah blah. Canned lines Meuser forgot to use.

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Team Orange gives $15 billion NYT lawsuit another go

Convicted felon President Trump’s $15 billion lawsuit against the New York Times, unceremoniously tossed from a Florida federal court last month for the complaint being “improper and impermissible” because of its 85 pages of ballsucking praise for the Holy Orange God Emperor, has been officially refiled and trimmed down to 40 pages, and appears to be lighter on the glory and greatness.

But lighter does not mean completely devoid of it as the intro still ends with allegations that that two Times articles from last year plus a book by one of their reporters “wrongly defame and disparage President Trump’s hard-earned professional reputation, which he painstakingly built for decades as a private citizen before becoming President of the United States, including as a successful businessman and as star of the most successful reality television show of all-time – The Apprentice.”

It’s also really putting the complain in complaint, citing passages like one from an October 2024 article describing the shitty reality show’s producers’ first visit to the Trump Tower in 2003 – “Mr Trump’s own desk bore no evidence of work, no computer screens or piles of contracts and blueprints, just a blanket of news articles focused on one subject: himself” – as defamatory.

As though the Times would want to make that up and further degrade their educated readership’s mental health by reinforcing their perception of the president as a petty mental child.

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More than enough votes in House GOP to extend ACA credits, but…

Sources tell Punchbowl News that at least 20 to 30 percent of House Republicans would vote yes on extending the Obamacare tax credits that Democrats have used as their main reason for forcing a government shutdown, buuuuuuut… Mike Johnson and leadership refuse to hold that vote.

Even though, pretty obviously, their conference knows that jacking up health insurance rates on millions of Americans going into a midterm year is fucking suicidal. Klan admirer Steve Scalise’s new line on that is “the tax credits were created to be temporary by the Democrats. It was the Democrats who set them up to expire, right? They never wanted them to be permanent,” as though people whose premiums are about to increase dramatically are going to be “reasonable” enough to get that.

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Orange Baby still screaming about Blue Slips

“A ‘Blue Slip’ means that if you’re a Republican President, and there happens to be just one Democrat Senator in a state where you are appointing a US Attorney or District Court Judge, you will never be successful in getting a Republican confirmed. In other words, ‘Blue Slips’ are a disaster, and I have eight GREAT Republican US Attorney Candidates who will not be able to fulfill their service to the people of a state that voted overwhelmingly for me. The only one I can appoint is a Democrat, and that’s not the deal. Nobody can say that is fair or, even, Constitutional,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday. It’s almost like he doesn’t understand the concept of compromise.

And – shocker – Donald’s also full of shit. “I have eight GREAT Republican US Attorney Candidates” in states that “voted overwhelmingly for me” is just false, even when you discount the “GREAT” as really like maybe two nominees could fit that criteria, which is why he didn’t bother naming them.

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Low Energy Greg deploys National Guard to No Kings protest

“Governor Greg Abbott today directed the Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) and Texas National Guard to deploy personnel and tactical assets to Austin ahead of a planned antifa-linked demonstration to protect Texans and their property. ‘Violence and destruction will never be tolerated in Texas,’ said Governor Abbott. ‘Today, I directed the Texas Department of Public Safety and Texas National Guard to deploy all necessary law enforcement officials and resources to ensure the safety of Austin residents. Texas will deter criminal mischief and work with local law enforcement to arrest anyone engaging in acts of violence or damaging property.'”

“At the direction of Governor Abbott, DPS law enforcement personnel, including state troopers, Special Agents, and Texas Rangers, along with Texas National Guard soldiers, will be surged to the Austin area to maintain law and order. This is in addition to the thousands of DPS troopers already stationed throughout the state. These law enforcement officers and soldiers will be supported by aircraft and other tactical assets. DPS’ Homeland Security Division is actively monitoring the planned protest in Austin, as well as any other potential violent demonstrations across the state. DPS will investigate any links to known terrorist organizations and swiftly bring charges against those who engage in unlawful activity,” says the Texas governor’s office in a statement.

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DC grand jury fail now a DC petit jury fail too

Sidney Reid, the DC woman who Judge Box-o-Wine’s team charged with a misdemeanor after they three times failed to get a grand jury to indict her on felony assault charges for allegedly kneeing an ICE shitbag during a confrontation in August, was acquitted of the misdemeanor charge on Thursday too, Politico’s Kyle Cheney reports on another big L for the mentally ill old booze bag.

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Mamdani 52 – Cuomo 28 in New York City: Fox News poll

A new Fox News survey of likely voters in New York City finds leftist Dem nominee Zohran Mamdani leading disgraced former state Governor Andrew Cuomo 52 to 28 percent and cartoonish vigilante AM radio host/2021 loser GOP nominee Curtis Sliwa at 14 percent in Gotham’s mayoral race.

Fox News also polled across the Hudson and found Dem New Jersey Congresswoman Mikie Sherrill leading MAGA 2021 gubernatorial election loser Jack Ciattarelli 50 to 45 percent among likely voters in the Garden State governor’s race, a slight tightening from the 50 to 42 percent lead Sherrill enjoyed in Fox’s poll last month. Fox News wants you to know this is now inside the margin of error.

Their article is very emphatic about that part of the poll findings. It’s big deal to them. New Jersey’s gotta step it up especially since Virginia appears to be a lost cause to them. They didn’t even bother polling the state, even though they’ve been fapping hard over Dem Attorney General nominee Jay Jones texting people about murdering Republicans or whatever the hell the jerkoff said.

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John Bolton indicted

Surprising no one, former Trump National Security Advisor John Bolton was indicted by a federal grand jury in Maryland on Thursday, the AP reports, citing sources as the indictment has not been made public yet. It was definitely about his absconding with classified documents, however.

Again, this is different from the situations with James Comey and Letitia James. Bolton really did fuck this up and leave himself vulnerable to real prosecution. That it is political is besides the point as he simply gave Trump’s regime the opening and they took it. You do not have to be particularly upset over “weaponization” in here insomuch as it being a contrived bullshit case. It most likely isn’t.

That being said, prosecutors have discretion and if whatever Bolton had in his house was actually classified it obviously wasn’t sensitive enough for the Biden Justice Department to send the friggin FBI to raid his house and then indict him on these kind of charges, or even bother to repeatedly ask that he return them. That right there is your contrast with you know who and his legions of fanboys who claimed that it was just a “paperwork dispute” and that he could retroactively declassify the documents with his mind and all that other horseshit. The ones who said it was an atrocity to turn federal law enforcement against one’s political opponents – irrespective of their actual culpability.

The kind of thing that in retrospect was obviously a permission structure to even the score.

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Seventh Circuit spikes Trump Chicago deployment appeal

“On October 4, 2025, President Donald Trump invoked his authority under 10 USC § 12406 to federalize and deploy members of the National Guard within Illinois, over the objection of the state’s Governor. He asserted that deploying the Guard in the state was necessary to quell violent assaults against federal immigration agents and property. The State of Illinois and the City of Chicago promptly sue President Trump and members of his administration, arguing that none of the statutory predicates for federalizing the Guard under § 12406 had been met, and that the federalization also violated the Tenth Amendment and the Posse Comitatus Act, 18 USC § 1385.”

“The district court granted plaintiffs’ request for a temporary restraining order, enjoining the administration from federalizing and deploying the Guard within Illinois. In the district court’s view of the factual record, neither of the predicate conditions for federalization proffered by the administration was present in Illinois: There was insufficient evidence of rebellion or a danger of a rebellion, 10 USC § 12406(2), nor was there sufficient evidence that the President was unable with the regular forces to execute the laws of the United States. The administration immediately appealed and moved for a stay of the order pending appeal. Because we conclude that the district court’s factual findings at this preliminary stage were not clearly erroneous, and that the facts do not justify the President’s actions in Illinois under § 12406, even giving substantial deference to his assertions, we deny the administration’s motion for a stay pending appeal except to the extent we continue our stay of the portion of the order enjoining the federalization of the Guard,” says the Per Curiam ruling from a four judge panel at the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals.

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Trump excited to waste more time with Putin in Budapest

“I have just concluded my telephone conversation with President Vladimir Putin, of Russia, and it was a very productive one. President Putin congratulated me and the United States on the Great Accomplishment of Peace in the Middle East, something that, he said, has been dreamed of for centuries. I actually believe that the Success in the Middle East will help in our negotiation in attaining an end to the War with Russia/Ukraine. President Putin thanked the First Lady, Melania, for her involvement with children. He was very appreciative, and said that this will continue.”

“We also spent a great deal of time talking about Trade between Russia and the United States when the War with Ukraine is over. At the conclusion of the call, we agreed that there will be a meeting of our High Level Advisors, next week. The United States’ initial meetings will be led by Secretary of State Marco Rubio, together with various other people, to be designated. A meeting location is to be determined. President Putin and I will then meet in an agreed upon location, Budapest, Hungary, to see if we can bring this ‘inglorious’ War, between Russia and Ukraine, to an end,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday, adding that Zelensky is coming to DC on Friday.

So good that he got this out of the way BEFORE the Ukrainian president sits with him. Advantage always goes to the one that the fat bastard spoke with last and Kyiv knows this all too well.

“If Hamas continues to kill people in Gaza, which was not the Deal, we will have no choice but to go in and kill them. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” the President of Peace then posted.

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LEGO crime syndicate disassembled by law enforcement

Everything was awesome, everything was cool for an organized LEGO shoplifting team, everything was awesome, until the Santa Rosa Police Department shattered the dream. KNTV reports that 39 year-old California man Robert Lopez, not pictured above because he and his gang aren’t literally LEGO criminals (duh), was arrested after cops executed a search warrant on his home and found at least $6,000 worth of the construction toys that Lopez had bought from a crew of shoplifters he regularly sent to Target and Walmart stores to procure. Lopez would then either open and part them out for sale to hobbyists making custom sets – cops found dozens of bins and drawers, some of them containing mini-figure heads categorized by facial expression – or just still boxed.

However what Lopez is likely really shitting bricks about is the not-tiny-nor-plastic pump-action shotgun with a drum-style magazine, assault rifle, loaded handgun, and ammo for all of which that the cops found in his home, none of which he’s permitted to have being a convicted felon. Maybe prosecutors could sift through the seized parts and build him a little jail as a going away present.

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