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Federal judge blocks Trump birthright citizenship order again

New Hampshire US District Court judge Joseph Laplante on Thursday said he’ll issue preliminary injunction against convicted felon President Trump’s order banning birthright citizenship, narrowing the class covered to children only, and will grant a 7-day stay of order for “court efficiency,” allowing the fat fuck’s lawyers to appeal again, the Union-Leader’s Ken Landrigan reports.

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Lee Zeldin champions the power of just asking questions

EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin came out swinging on Thursday, absolutely annihilating the libtardists who deny the power of just asking questions in favor of their agenda-driven facts and science. Who are you to dismiss out of hand the questions millions are just asking about whether chemtrails exist and are part of a larger homosexual Jewish plot to wipe out white Christian Americans? What makes you effiminate bookworms the arbiter of what to question about what people across the country have questions pointing toward a conclusion they already believe? Go get em Lee!

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Chinese communist cyborg bees: A growing threat?

In a story that Fox News needs to pick up five fucking hours ago, the South China Morning Post reports that researchers at Beijing Institute of Technology were able to create a cyborg bee by strapping a tiny mind-control transceiver to one of the black and yellow eusocial insects and got the little bastard to follow flight commands directed into its tiny brain roughly 90 percent of the time.

“Insect-based robots inherit the superior mobility, camouflage capabilities and environmental adaptability of their biological hosts,” wrote Professor Zhao Jieliang and his team. “Compared to synthetic alternatives, they demonstrate enhanced stealth and extended operational endurance, making them invaluable for covert reconnaissance in scenarios such as urban combat, counterterrorism and narcotics interdiction, as well as critical disaster relief operations.”

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Texts reveal Emil Bove urged lawyer to defy court order

Texas and emails obtained by Dems on Senate Judiciary reveal creepy looking weirdo former Trump defense lawyer-turned Justice Department official-turned federal circuit court nominee Emil Bove urged DOJ lawyers to defy court orders against deporting people, CBS News reports.

The messages are included as evidence in a whistleblower complaint filed by former DOJ lawyer Erez Reuveni, who was canned in April for insubordination after he admitted to a federal judge that Kilmar Abrego Garcia should not have been sent to the CECOT dungeon in El Salvador the previous month, with MAGA enforcer Todd Blanche informing Reuveni he had failed to “follow a directive from your superiors” in a suspension notice prior to the firing. Some of the text messages saved by Reuveni included exchanges between him and another Justice Department lawyer in which they refer to instructions from Bove to communicate a “fuck you” to the court’s order that Kilmar Abrego Garcia and others be returned from El Salvador to US custody after the March 15 deportation flights.

The full batch of messages is expected to be made public later Thursday by Senate Dems, who will probably accuse Bove of perjuring himself during testimony at his confirmation hearing last month.

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Noem doesn’t actually deny CNN’s reporting on her slowing relief

At no point in the dog murderer’s rant on Fox and Friends this morning – which obviously she’s in New York City and not Texas – did she specifically deny CNN’s reporting that she personally approves every FEMA invoice over $100,000, which delayed the deployment of urban search and rescue teams needed to comb through the wreckage and find survivors of the flash flood disaster.

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SNAP cuts to cost poor families $146 a month: research

Research by the Urban Institute finds that the Big Beautiful Bill’s SNAP food stamp cuts will affect 22.3 million US families” who will lose “losing some or all of their SNAP benefits. Of the total affected families, 5.3 million would lose at least $25 in SNAP benefits per month. Among these families, 3.3 million are families with children, 3.5 million are working families, and 1.7 million are families with a full-time full-year worker. Families losing at least $25 per month would lose $146 per month on average ($1,752 for a full-year recipient). At the state level, average monthly benefit losses for families losing at least $25 per month would range from $72 in Kansas ($864 annually) to $231 in the District of Columbia ($2,772 annually).” Haven’t heard how that’s great for the economy yet.

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“Sharp drop in police killed on duty credited to Trump-driven shift away from anti-police culture”: Moonie propaganda outlet

“The number of police officers killed in the line of duty has fallen by more than 50 percent across the nation so far this year, according to a new report. Analysts chalked up the positive trend to not only better police training but also a shift away from anti-police attitudes since President Trump was reelected last year,” says the lede, emphasis added, to a Tuesday Washington Times article headlined “Sharp drop in police killed on duty credited to Trump-driven shift away from anti-police culture,” shared by the convicted felon president on his shitty Twitter clone on Wednesday.

Yeah, you read that right. The headline asserts that the “Trump-driven shift away from anti-police culture” is solely responsible while the story itself gives it secondary billing after “better police training.” The Times, owned and operated by far-right South Korean messianic cult the Church of the Unification – aka the Moonies – then buries quotes from Bill Alexander, CEO of the National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund whose semi-annual report did indeed find a sharp decrease in deaths in the line of duty, quotes themselves that kind of fall short of the article’s pitch.

Per the Times, Alexander “also said Mr Trump’s election last fall marked a culture shift away from the anti-police fervor that was so prominent in the previous five years,” then quoting him directly as saying “The profession writ large was targeted and demonized to, I might argue, an unfair degree.”

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Tudor Dixon not running for Senate in Michigan

“President Donald Trump and Vice President JD Vance are saving America. From securing the border at rapid speed and removing dangerous criminal illegal aliens from our communities, to bringing manufacturing jobs home and lowering taxes, President Trump’s America First policies are already having positive effects for Americans. My focus is protecting and advancing those policies, and as such, I will not be a candidate for the Republican nomination for Michigan governor or US Senate in 2026,” wrote former B-movie actress and failed 2022 Michigan GOP gubernatorial nominee Tudor Dixon in a statement on Wednesday. Total bummer for Democrats on that one.

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Fat Hitler announces 50 percent tax on copper imports

“I am announcing a 50 percent TARIFF on Copper, effective August 1, 2025, after receiving a robust NATIONAL SECURITY ASSESSMENT. Copper is necessary for Semiconductors, Aircraft, Ships, Ammunition, Data Centers, Lithium-ion Batteries, Radar Systems, Missile Defense Systems, and even, Hypersonic Weapons, of which we are building many. Copper is the second most used material by the Department of Defense! Why did our foolish (and SLEEPY!) ‘Leaders’ decimate this important Industry? This 50 percent TARIFF will reverse the Biden Administration’s thoughtless behavior, and stupidity. America will, once again, build a DOMINANT Copper Industry. THIS IS, AFTER ALL, OUR GOLDEN AGE!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday.

The fat fuck also appointed former MTV Real World cast member Sean Duffy to lead NASA.

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Noem fucking up Texas response with FEMA micromanaging

Four FEMA officials tell CNN that dog-murdering Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem is seriously hampering their response to the flash flood disaster in Texas as the desiccated plastic surgery experiment requires a personal signoff for every expenditure over $100,000, which to laypersons sounds like it could be reasonable enough but in practice may have cost lives.

“We were operating under a clear set of guidance: lean forward, be prepared, anticipate what the state needs, and be ready to deliver it,” a veteran FEMA official told CNN, emphasis theirs. “That is not as clear of an intent for us at the moment,” the official continued, adding that because of Noem’s micromanagement they were unable to pre-position Urban Search and Rescue crews when they needed to. Noem didn’t authorize this until Monday, more than 72 hours after the disaster.

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Weather control CEO tries to tell MAGA he’s one of them

This Peter Thiel acolyte startup weirdo August Doricko – who’s been targeted by MAGA conspiracy freaks as responsible for the Texas disaster for reasons obvious but evidence vague – tried to clean up his image with some weird Biblical quotations on Fox News Wednesday. Sounds MAGA legitimate.

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Wisconsin Dems trying again on de-gerrymandering state

Following the unexplained rejection of attempts to redraw the state’s congressional maps to be more favorable to Dems by the state Supreme Court, a coalition of Wisconsin Dems are trying again, this time looking to make their way up through lower courts to flip two seats blue, the AP reports.

“Anti‐competitive gerrymanders are every bit as antithetical to democracy, and to law, as partisan gerrymanders and racial gerrymanders,” the lawsuit from the Wisconsin Business Leaders for Democracy argues, adding “This is because electoral competition is as vital to democracy as partisan fairness” as the average margin in each House race is more than 30 percent.

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Trump hits Brazil with 50 percent tariff over Bolsonaro trial

“I knew and dealt with former President Jair Bolsonaro, and respected him greatly, as did most other Leaders of Countries. The way that Brazil has treated former President Bolsonaro, a Highly Respected Leader throughout the World during his Term, including by the United States, is an international disgrace. This Trial should not be taking place. It is a Witch Hunt that should end IMMEDIATELY! Due in part to Brazil’s insidious attacks on Free Elections, and the fundamental Free Speech Rights of Americans (as lately illustrated by the Brazilian Supreme Court, which has issued hundreds of SECRET and UNLAWFUL Censorship Orders to US Social Media platforms, threatening them with Millions of Dollars in Fines and Eviction from the Brazilian Social Media market), starting on August 1, 2025, we will charge Brazil a Tariff of 50 percent on any and all Brazilian products sent into the United States, separate from all Sectoral Tariffs. Goods transshipped to evade this 50 percent Tariff will be subject to that higher Tariff. In addition, we have had years to discuss our Trading Relationship with Brazil, and have concluded that we must move away from the longstanding, and very unfair trade relationship engendered by Brazil’s Tariff, and Non-Tariff, Policies and Trade Barriers. Our relationship has been, unfortunately, far from Reciprocal,” and blah blah blah writes convicted felon president Trump in a letter to Brazilian President Luiz Lula.

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There it is: Texas flood edition

THERE’s the DEI angle for the Texas flood disaster. Whew. Looked a little dicey there for a bit. Oh and the Democrats are being disrespectful of the dead victims by questioning what could’ve been done to prevent this horrible tragedy. That’s small-face’s other angle.

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Dems intro bill to create White House Inspector General

House and Senate Dems on Wednesday introduced another bill for John Thune and Mike Johnson’s shredder, titled the “BEACON Act” aimed at amending “the Inspector General Act of 1978 to establish an Office of Inspector General in the Executive Office of the President, and for other purposes,” with BEACON for “Bringing Executive Accountability, Clarity, and Oversight Now Act.”

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MAGA Land stares helplessly into the Trump-Epstein abyss

Like so much in our dark and stupid political era, the old “This time is different” trope has been played to death and watered down to the point of meaninglessness, especially when it comes to the immutable constant of the MAGA cult’s unquestioning loyalty to their Orange God Emperor. That he could literally fucking imprison their foreign-born spouses and ruin their livelihoods on a whim and still they would never lose faith in his divinity says enough. And yet… this time really is kind of different. The latest Jeffrey Epstein coverup isn’t the Iran strikes where the MAGA base was split sort of evenly between the “FUCK YEAH! PROTECT ISRAEL!” and the “NO MORE WARS EVER” sides and it was smoothed over quickly by the limited nature of the campaign, allowing them to move on to the next outrage cycle. This time it’s Trump fanboys angrily despondent over the failure to release everything the government has on Jeffrey Epstein versus the Trump fanboys not saying anything, wishing it would go away – plus Trump himself. Even if it’s extremely unlikely this time will end differently, the unease is extraordinarily palpable in these posts. Unless otherwise noted, all these comments were on stories specifically about Trump snapping at the Epstein question:

“You campaigned on releasing the List. Bondi announced she had it on her desk. Loudly condemning those that question why that promise is being broken only leads to unhealthy speculation on who might be on the list” – Top Comment on WeLoveTrump Report’s article. Wonder how long it took for him to write that comment and whether it was the product of agonized internal deliberation on how best to voice the apprehension evident in the “unhealthy speculation on who might be on the list” part. Like he couldn’t bring himself to post the Occam’s Razor explanation for why Trump was so triggered by the question but had to at least hint at it. Honestly, and from an outside perspective, it was a solid wordsmithing effort. Toes the line pretty gracefully for a MAGA shitposter.

“Yeah… That is following the dots. ‘Intel services are at the very center of the story. US and Israeli, and they’re being protected.’ I do not know how else anybody could spin this” – Top Comment on BizPacReview’s article about Tucker Carlson’s theories on the Epstein shitshow. Of course the article itself doesn’t go into the rabbit hole of Jeffy’s supposed connections to the Mossad and the CIA because that would kind of be an acknowledgement that Trump is powerless against and unwilling to expose a foreign/Deep State intel operation while Tucker himself seems alright pointing there.

“Epstein is dead, he will never molest anyone ever again, a small amount of justice has been exacted with his death. Who does it serve to keep making an issue out of this. With the Watergate like events surrounding the whole of the Biden years and this Epstein whirling dervish mudding the waters of the crimes of the Biden years seems to only be aiding the communist democrats” – The former top Comment on Blaze Media’s article. Former because it was tops as of around 2:30 PM EDT on Tuesday before it was sunk with downvotes. Kept it here for posterity and that it’s one of few here coming anywhere close to obeying the Orange Tyrant’s apparent official line on Epstein.

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