Unhinged Congresswoman Nancy Mace will on Wednesday move to censure stalker/domestic abuser/valor thief Florida MAGA Congressman Cory Mills, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports.

In a statement to student paper the Crimson, Harvard University leadership confirmed that “the University is conducting a review of information concerning individuals at Harvard included in the newly released Jeffrey Epstein documents to evaluate what actions may be warranted,” namely against former University President/current professor of multiple courses Larry Summers.

For those keeping score at home, this means that the British Royal family derogated the tertiary claimant to the throne, the civilian government of the same nation fired their ambassador to the United States, the skippers of no fewer than three major financial institutions have been felled, and the most prestigious university in the world are putting together their case for eventually banishing their otherwise popular and revered former leader – all for their connections to Dirty Jeff.

Meanwhile the President of the United States is “a good man who protects women. That’s what real men do,” according to a certain member of his party, who would not dare dream of visiting any similarly grave consequences upon him for being potentially inculpated in Jeff’s crimes.

Oh and his accomplice gets free toilet paper for telling Trump’s toady what he wanted to hear.

Responding to the surprise ruling from a Trump-appointed Texas federal judge bricking the Lone Star State GOP’s ill-planned mid-decade gerrymander, Republican California Congressman Kevin Kiley – one of the five almost certainly doomed in 2026 after Prop 50’s passage – told Punchbowl’s Laura Weiss that “To the extent there was any point to begin with – which I don’t think there was – I don’t think even if you’ve got a partisan advantage on this it in any way shape or form justifies it. But that’s not even gonna happen it looks like. And with this court decision, it’s even more in doubt.”

“So it’s just utterly foolish,” Kiley continued, also ripping into Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson’s failure to push back against convicted felon President Trump’s push to rig the midterms and come to some kind of truce with Democrats. “It was a total failure of leadership to let this happen in a way that is going to be bad for our own members, bad for the House, bad for representation across the country,” Kiley, whose seat was a sacrifice Trump and Johnson were willing to make, seethed.

“The Democrats currently have a 14-point lead against the Republicans among registered voters nationally on the 2026 generic congressional ballot question. This has changed considerably. Since 2022, voters have divided about which party’s candidate they would support. Asked at the tail end of the nation’s longest government shutdown, a plurality of Americans say they place most of the blame for the shutdown on congressional Democrats. However, President Donald Trump and congressional Republicans do not walk away unscathed, with six in ten blaming either the President or the GOP in Congress,” says the intro to the latest NPR/PBS/Marist survey.

Convicted felon President Trump’s MAGA Inc PAC is dumping $226,000 in ad buys into the December 2 Tennessee 7th District special election to fill the seat vacated by philanderer Mark Green, AdImpact reports on a sign that the regime wants no chances taken in a Trump +22 district.

Apparently convicted felon President Trump didn’t get the memo about the unanimous consent passage, posting more than 10 minutes later “I don’t care when the Senate passes the House Bill, whether tonight, or at some other time in the near future, I just don’t want Republicans to take their eyes off all of the Victories that we’ve had, including THE GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL, Closed Borders, No Men in Women’s Sports or Transgender for Everyone, ending DEI, stopping Biden’s Record Setting Inflation, Biggest Tax and Regulation Cuts in History, stopping EIGHT Wars, rebuilding our Military, being RESPECTED by every Country in the World, having Trillions of Dollars INVESTED in the USA, having created the ‘HOTTEST’ Country anywhere in the World, and even delivering a HUGE DEFEAT to the Democrats on the Shutdown. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

“Investment in AI is helping to make the US Economy the ‘HOTTEST’ in the World – But overregulation by the States is threatening to undermine this Growth Engine. Some States are even trying to embed DEI ideology into AI models, producing ‘Woke AI’ (Remember Black George Washington?). We MUST have one Federal Standard instead of a patchwork of 50 State Regulatory Regimes. We can do this in a way that protects children AND prevents censorship!” posted the Orange Slob on Tuesday after the Dow closed down nearly 500 points on AI bubble fears.

Preeeeetty much out of nowhere and from off the media circuit for quite a while, former Vice President Kamala Harris will on Wednesday join Tim Miller’s The Bulwark Podcast on Wednesday for an hour-long-ish unedited interview. Very much an interesting and unexpected choice.

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“I have been a principled ‘NO’ on this bill from the beginning. What was wrong with the bill three months ago is still wrong today. It abandons 250 years of criminal justice procedure in America. As written, this bill reveals and injures thousands of innocent people – witnesses, people who provided alibis, family members, etc. If enacted in its current form, this type of broad reveal of criminal investigative files, released to a rabid media, will absolutely result in innocent people being hurt.”

“Not by my vote. The Oversight Committee is conducting a thorough investigation that has already released well over 60,000 pages of documents from the Epstein case. That effort will continue in a manner that provides all due protections for innocent Americans. If the Senate amends the bill to properly address privacy of victims and other Americans, who are named but not criminally implicated, then I will vote for that bill when it comes back to the House,” tweeted malevolent gator wrestler Clay Higgins on Tuesday following his “principled” no vote on releasing the Epstein files, emphasis his, as if he’d be devastated if it revealed video of Hillary Clinton murdering a teenage girl.

Justice Department: “Earlier today, at the federal courthouse in Brooklyn, Georgian national Michail Chkhikvishvili, also known as ‘Mishka,’ ‘Michael,’ ‘Commander Butcher,’ and ‘Butcher,’ pleaded guilty to soliciting hate crimes and sending instructions to make bombs and ricin. Chkhikvishvili was a leader of Maniac Murder Cult, an international racially motivated violent extremist group. Chkhikvishvili recruited people to commit violent acts in furtherance of Maniac Murder Cult’s ideologies, including planning and soliciting a mass casualty attack in New York City. In May 2025, Chkhikvishvili was extradited from Moldova to the Eastern District of New York”

“In June 2022, Chkhikvishvili traveled to Brooklyn, New York. Beginning as early as July 2022, Chkhikvishvili repeatedly encouraged others, primarily via the encrypted messaging application Telegram, to commit violent hate crimes and other violence on behalf of Maniac Murder Cult.”

“This included soliciting acts of mass violence in New York from an individual who, unbeknownst to Chkhikvishvili, was an undercover FBI employee (the UC). Beginning in approximately November 2023, Chkhikvishvili solicited the UC to commit violent crimes, such as bombings and arsons, for the purpose of harming racial minorities, Jewish individuals and others. In November 2023, Chkhikvishvili began planning a mass casualty attack in New York City to take place on New Year’s Eve. The scheme involved having an individual dress up as Santa Claus and hand out candy laced with poison to racial minorities. In January, the scheme evolved and Chkhikvishvili specifically directed the UC to target the Jewish community, Jewish schools, and Jewish children in Brooklyn with poison. Chkhikvishvili sent detailed manuals about creating and mixing lethal poisons and gases, including ricin. Chkhikvishvili faces a maximum sentence of 40 years in prison.”

The House Freedom Caucasians will this week intro a resolution censuring US Virgin Islands Delegate Stacey Plaskett over her communications with convicted felon President Trump’s friend Jeffrey Epstein after certain emails between the two were unearcthed last week.

“In August 2025, the State of Texas enacted a new electoral map to govern elections for the US House of Representatives (the ‘2025 Map’). Claiming that the 2025 Map is racially discriminatory, six groups of Plaintiffs (the ‘Plaintiff Groups’) ask the Court to preliminarily enjoin the State from using the 2025 Map for the 2026 elections. For the reasons explained below, the Court PRELIMINARILY ENJOINS the State from using the 2025 Map. The Court ORDERS that the 2026 congressional election in Texas shall proceed under the map that the Texas Legislature enacted in 2021 (the ‘2021 Map’),” writes El Paso US District Court Judge Jeffrey Brown in the opener to a 160-page order.

Yeah, 160 pages. Very dense. It’s not like the higher courts will NEVER overturn it but the point for the Trump and Abbott Regimes was to get these maps set before the filing deadline on December 8th. This gives Low Energy Greg less than three weeks to force the legislature in for another special session to move the primaries if an appellate court cannot intervene and overrule this order in time.

And it is ugly. The court found that the Trump Regime’s dipshit stooge Harmeet Dhillon engineered a racial gerrymandering scheme by sending Texas a legally baseless letter threatening DOJ action unless the state dismantled four districts based solely on their racial composition. When Trump’s command for a purely partisan map met resistance, Dhillon repackaged it as a civil rights issue, claiming that “coalition district” where no single minority group hit 50 percent were unconstitutional.

Abbott took the bait within 48 hours, calling a special session explicitly to satisfy DOJ’s racial objectives. The tell? Dhillon only targeted majority-non-White districts. If this were really about partisanship rather than race, Brown notes, DOJ would’ve also gone after majority-White Democratic districts. They conspicuously didn’t and here we are with three weeks to go before doomsday.

Fanboys better fucking PRAY the DOJ can uneven the score in California by overturning Prop 50.

Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bonesaw will on Tuesday be feted in the Oval Office where his eyes will repeatedly drift towards his host’s fat, stubby fingers as he fantasizes about what it would be like to have him struggle fruitlessly as his goons hold him by the wrist and another approaches with a blade, his eyes gleeful with anticipation as the edge nears the soft, flabby flesh. Bonesaw’s eyes will grow wider and turn a sickening ochre hue, dreaming of Trump’s terrified screams and pleading to not suffer the mutilation in a darkened basement dungeon under the Riyadh palace…

Bonesaw will then snap out of it and remember to pretend to listen to Trump tell a reporter how successful his McDonald’s franchisee rally was in response to a question about the Epstein files.

Y’all herd? Comin at U fresh here’s da newz from PennLIVE dot com fools! Them Estonian pussies canceled LIMP BIZKIT’Z 2026 show in they capital of Talinn afta Fred Durzzzzzzzt say that Russian Prezident-fo-LIFE Vlad tha Impaler is tha sheeeit an dat da Crimea Peninzula is part of Russia!

“My position is clear, and I repeat: Russia is the aggressor and Crimea is occupied by Russia,” sez Estonian Fo-rein Miniztry official Brita Kikkas. “Those who justify Russia’s aggression and the occupation of a neighboring country are not welcome in Estonia. They have no place on Estonian stages and should not be earning income here.” Eztonia can suck a big fat dick y’all! PEACE!

In a story linked from a BREAKING news banner saying “Fears of an AI bubble are hammering stocks for the 4th straight day,” the Wall Street Journal writes with moderate alarm that “Lofty valuations and a pile-up of debt to build data centers have led some investors to question the price of AI-linked stocks. A new survey found 45 percent of fund managers see an AI bubble as the top ‘tail risk’ for markets, and a surge of concern that companies are overspending, chiefly on AI-related projects.”

Copied that verbatim to highlight the, um, glaringly evident kayfabe of it all. If 45 percent of fund managers admit the reality of the effervescence of the current market then, well, you know, the Bradley Effect and all. The existence of this bubble became something approximating conventional wisdom about six months ago and yet the “fear” of the prophecy’s self-fulfillment is what’s taking a toll now. Previously the bubble had been inflated by non-fear, or “bullishness” on the value of AI investments, itself having fully manifested the bubble. In conclusion, the stock market is stupid.