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Thom Tillis no longer running for reelection

Less than 24 hours after convicted felon President Trump began turning on him for opposing the Big Beautiful Bill, weakling North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis on Sunday dropped out of his 2026 reelection campaign, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports on another scalp for the Orange Tyrant.

It’s not clear how close former Lt Governor Mark Robinson is to launching a bid for the seat.

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Israeli court postpones Netanyahu hearing after Trump rageout

Remember that time last year when Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton was so desperate to avoid being deposed in a lawsuit brought by his former lieutenants who had exposed his crimes that he appealed to the state Supreme Court to get him out of it and then they did him a solid just hours after convicted felon President Trump demanded they stay the deposition in a Truth Social post? Fucked up, but to be completely fair they’re just as corrupt as Paxton and probably were going to protect him from having to plead the Fifth anyway – especially since they eventually ruled for him – so their denial that Trump had anything to do with stay was more plausible than not.

It’d be interesting to see if the Jerusalem District Court is going to try a similar denial after postponing Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s scheduled Monday hearing in his long-ongoing corruption case following a similar command from the Orange Yahweh. It might be a bit tougher of a sell as, per the Times of Israel, the court had twice denied Team Bibi’s motions to push it back because their client had important genocide stuff to do on Monday. Then the American dictator weighed in, threatening to pull military funding for the country if the court didn’t let him off the hook.

“The judges state in their ruling that the explanations provided had substantial additional information over what was presented in the requests on Friday, and therefore decided to cancel this week’s two scheduled hearings,” the Times writes, emphasis added. Bibi has more hearings scheduled for next week in the “long running, politically motivated… TRAVESTY OF ‘JUSTICE’ WITCH HUNT”

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Big Beautiful Bullshit Sunday: National Zero Special Live Coverage

Sunday is shitty legislation funday here at National Zero and there’s going to be a lot of bullshit on the morning shows, so let’s stay on top of the action all in one AWESOME live feed.

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Report: Plastic bag bans effective at reducing pollution

A new study by Columbia’s Anna Papp and the University of Delaware’s Kimberly Oremus finds “that plastic bag policies lead to a 25 to 47 percent decrease in plastic bags as a share of total items collected relative to areas without policies. This relative decrease grows in magnitude over time after policy implementation, with no evidence of rebound or spillover effects.”

“Both full plastic bag bans and fees reduce plastic litter, whereas partial bans lead to the smallest and least precise effects, likely owing to exemptions for thicker plastic bags. Policies at all geographic scales are effective, with state-level policies being the most robust. Bag policies yield similar effects along coasts and rivers, with suggestive evidence for larger effects along lakes. They have the greatest impact in places where plastic bag litter is most prevalent. Lastly, we find an imprecise 30 to 37 percent reduction in the presence of entangled animals in areas with plastic bag policies, although we cannot rule out a null effect,” the researches continued in their bombshell report alleging that plastic bag bans may be more than simply a woke communist plot to destroy America and make everyone a bunch of gay transgender leftist pussies who hate freedom.

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WATCH LIVE: Senate GOP rams through shitty bill

Who knows what the hell’s going to happen this afternoon. Thom Tillis claims he’s a no on the vote to open up debate which is supposed to come at 4 pm, while Susan Collins says she’s a yes but not yet on the bill itself, Josh Hawley is a yes on both and who the hell knows who else is in question.

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Washington Post editor arrested for child porn possession

“Thomas Pham LeGro, 48, made his first appearance today in US District Court for allegedly possessing child pornography. LeGro, a journalist at the Washington Post and resident of the District of Columbia, was arrested yesterday and taken into custody following a search of his home. The charges were announced by US Attorney Jeanine Ferris Pirro. Pirro thanks FBI Assistant Director in Charge Steven J Jensen and Chief Pamela Smith of the Metropolitan Police Department for their ongoing efforts in this investigation,” said DC US Attorney Box-o-Wine’s office in a Friday statement

“On June 26, 2025, FBI agents executed a search warrant at LeGro’s residence and seized several electronic devices. A review of LeGro’s work laptop revealed a folder that contained 11 videos depicting child sexual abuse material. During the execution of the search warrant agents observed what appeared to be fractured pieces of a hard drive in the hallway outside the room where LeGro’s work laptop was found. This case is being investigated by the FBI Washington Field Office’s Child Exploitation and Human Trafficking Task Force, which is composed of FBI agents, along with other federal agents and detectives from northern Virginia and the District of Columbia. The task force is charged with investigating and bringing federal charges against individuals engaged in the exploitation of children and those engaged in human trafficking,” the statement continued.

In their lede on the story, the Gateway Pundit points out that LeGro was on the team that won a Pulitzer for exposing Roy Moore’s predatory sickfuckery, the implication of hypocrisy obvious.

Funny side note: The Gateway Pundit’s sole mention of former Moms for Liberty ally South Carolina state House member RJ May – arrested earlier this month for the same crime – was in a 2022 article.

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President urges Americans to examine important political question

Imploring Americans to conduct a deep introspection of the body politic, the President of the United States on Saturday posed the question of “WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS ALWAYS ROOTING AGAINST AMERICA???” in a post on his social media platform, the capitalization aimed at invoking a sense of urgency in finding a consensus to a vexing issue after rigorous ponderance and reflection.

The challenge to reach deep within came after the President also posted “CONGRESSMAN KEVIN KILEY’S, ‘NO TAX DOLLARS FOR RIOTS’ legislation, should be passed immediately. I am hereby instructing my Administration not to pay ANY money to these radicalized groups, regardless of the legislation. They get paid to incite riots, burn down or destroy a city, then come back to the trough to get money to help rebuild it. NO MORE MONEY!!!” displaying a mastery of governance by saying, within the same sentence, that legislation is necessary but he will also simply unilaterally enact the proposed policy irrespective of whether a majority of the national assembly approves it first.

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Movie Night Friday: War of The Worlds and The War of The Worlds

Steven Spielberg’s 2005 War of The Worlds is difficult to recommend strictly on the merits. Like to say that’s “good” is a bit of a stretch: Tom Cruise’s character Ray isn’t likable, his kids are fucking annoying, the part with Tim Robbins drags on far too long and is narratively incoherent, the cage dropping off the tripod onto the tree should’ve been pretty gory, and the aliens are boring.

AND there’s a freaking absolute travesty in the version of the movie in the YouTube embed above. At about 50:39 the family driving through the backroads of Rockland County, New York. The shooting script says “The radio is broadcasting the emergency alert test,” but it’s cut from the version above.

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Fox Newshead threatens regicide

Fox Newswiener Raymond Arroyo on Friday threatened regicide against the Queen of the Netherlands for apparently mocking convicted felon President Trump, per a brief clip by Acyn Torabi.

“She’s clearly making fun of his mouth.. But she better be careful. She could get a personalized bunker buster from Daddy Trump if she is not really careful,” said Arroyo to other twat Charlie Hurt.

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Demented old man’s feelings hurt by Ayatollah

“Why would the so-called ‘Supreme Leader,’ Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, of the war torn Country of Iran, say so blatantly and foolishly that he won the War with Israel, when he knows his statement is a lie, it is not so. As a man of great faith, he is not supposed to lie. His Country was decimated, his three evil Nuclear Sites were OBLITERATED, and I knew EXACTLY where he was sheltered, and would not let Israel, or the US Armed Forces, by far the Greatest and Most Powerful in the World, terminate his life. I SAVED HIM FROM A VERY UGLY AND IGNOMINIOUS DEATH, and he does not have to say, ‘THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP!'” posted a very angry convicted felon on Friday, who forgot to add the “with tears in his eyes” to his fantasy of gratitude from the Supreme Iranian leader.

Continued the Orange Ayatollah: “In fact, in the final act of the War, I demanded that Israel bring back a very large group of planes, which were heading directly to Tehran, looking for a big day, perhaps the final knockout! Tremendous damage would have ensued, and many Iranians would have been killed. It was going to be the biggest attack of the War, by far. During the last few days, I was working on the possible removal of sanctions, and other things, which would have given a much better chance to Iran at a full, fast, and complete recovery – The sanctions are BITING!”

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Supreme Court punts decision on Birthright Citizenship

Not ruling on the constitutionality of convicted felon President Trump’s executive order ending birthright citizenship, the US Supreme Court granted his regime’s applications to partially stay the nationwide injunctions in the case, finding that “Universal injunctions likely exceed the equitable authority that Congress has given to federal courts” and “The Government is likely to succeed on the merits of its claim that the District Courts lacked authority to issue universal injunctions.”

The TLDR is that for now, the executive order is enforceable in 28 states, with how it’s actually going to be enforced completely unaddressed in the 6-3 decision. Nationwide injunctions have been seriously limited, though the decision allows for nationwide relief in cases brought by states.

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House to pack it in for the weekend after one, non-binding vote

“Happy Friday! The House will meet at 9:00 am for legislative business. Following One Minute Speeches, the House will debate H Res 516 – Condemning the violent June 2025 riots in Los Angeles, California,” says House Majority Whip Tom Emmer in an all-conference memo sent out Friday morning about the sole matter the chamber will be taking up this week, emphasis his on the non-binding resolution for civil unrest that’s already out of the news cycle, for which the only point is to be able to say either “Congresswoman Libtard (D-Woke) voted yes, therefore she agrees with President Trump’s extremely popular and successful law and order agenda” or “Congressman Trantifa (D-Tehran) refused to condemn the violent riots that nearly saw Los Angeles destroyed.”

“At approximately 10:00 – 10:15 am, we will vote on the adoption of H Res 516. Walk off the floor: after the one vote. This is the last vote of the week. Please stay tuned to future updates for information on next week’s schedule,” Emmer’s scheduling memo continued, the implication being that he thinks the Senate will finalize and pass their version of the Big Beautiful Bill by early next week and kick it back to the House for a re-vote before the GOP’s self-imposed July 4th deadline.

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“We need to get the politics out of women’s healthcare”

Missed it on Wednesday but this gorgon’s office on Capitol Hill was evacuated when they supposedly got threats from pro-choicers over her interview with the Wall Street Journal in which Cammack said she nearly died from an ectopic pregnancy last year but blamed “the left” for the rampant “fearmongering” making her doctors reluctant to go through with a life-saving but abortion-adjacent procedure when her fetus was 100 percent dead. On Fox News this morning Cammack added a new detail that wasn’t part of her original account to the Journal, that the doctors showed her on their phones “pro-abortion lobby ads” that had somehow been targeted at them “threatening and scaring doctors away from helping women” before they relented and saved her life.

Hmmmmm… Sounds almost like that would’ve been important enough to mention in her first interview about the matter, an interview that, as mentioned, was very unlikely to have been given willingly so much as a rear guard damage control that Cammack is now trying to spin into a crusade against the militant perfidy of those opposed to the very fucking law that nearly got her killed. A law that 57 percent of Floridians voted against last year but because the DeSantis regime upped the ballot measure threshold to 60 percent failed. When she says “We need to get the politics out of women’s healthcare” she’s just telling people to shut up and deal with it like she did.

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Not a single Texas Congressional Republican will endorse Cornhole

Asking as many of the 26 other Texas Republicans on Capitol Hill as they could if they would endorse increasingly doomed Senator John Cornhole Cornyn in his primary battle with Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton, Punchbowl News found that none of them would go on the record backing Cornhole – including stupid-faced fellow Senator Ted Cruz, who told Punchbowl he plans to stay neutral. “Cornyn’s camp said that candidates in Texas rarely issue endorsements before the filing deadline,” Punchbowl writes of their spin before pointing out that “Cruz endorsed Cornyn’s 2020 bid in 2018. And Cornyn endorsed Cruz’s 2018 bid in 2017.” So freaking sad, lol.

On the House side, hardcore Trump ballsucker Congressmen Troy Nehls and Lance Gooden, have already endorsed Paxton. A third, Pat Fallon, said “Well, Ken Paxton is a dear friend,” lol. “Oh goodness, no. We don’t even know who’s running, who’s in, who’s out,” said Keith Self. “Why should I?” said Randy “Pussy” Weber. “Staying out of that. I don’t know much about that,” said Brian Babin.

Not quoted directly on their nondorsements are Pete Sessions, Nathaniel Moran, Chip Roy, August Pfluger, and Dan Crenshaw, while quoted directly is the silver-maned conservative himself trying to shake it off. “Everybody who has to run in their own primary usually doesn’t want to alienate half of their voters. I understand that. So I’m not putting anybody in that spot,” said Cornyn, as if he didn’t tweet a pic of himself looking like a fucking idiot in front of a stupid Trump Burger in Houston last month or the Trump endorsement from 2019 to try to kind of make it look new two days later.

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Canadian Trump fanboy dies in ICE gulag

A Canadian green carder whose Facebook posts include “Come at the king, you best not miss” after convicted felon President Trump almost got assassinated last July and “SHARE IF YOU AGREE IT’S TIME WE START ENFORCING IMMIGRATION LAWS,” (lol) making his non-voter support for the Orange God Emperor unambiguous, died in the ICE gulag in Miami on Monday under unclear circumstances after being locked up for six weeks pending deportation, the Miami Herald reports.

Johnny Noviello, 49, had moved from Canada to Daytona Beach when he was 10, growing up in Florida and becoming a legal permanent resident in 1991 but never a citizen. In 2017 he and his father, 80 year-old Angelo Noviello, were arrested for selling oxycodone, hydromorphine, and hydrocodone out of their auto repair shop, ending in a 2023 conviction for Johnny. Without any prior record and evidently it being a small amount, Johnny did four months in the joint and a year on something called “community control,” and had been complying with the rules of his probation. Yet when he showed up for a May 15th appointment with his probie ICE was there waiting to cuff him.

“He was just working, nothing out of the ordinary, no violations, nothing else,” said Dan Leising, Noviello’s attorney in both the 2023 criminal and immigration cases. “There was nothing on my mind that would’ve created any circumstance where Johnny Noviello would have been a danger to anyone,” Leising continued, adding that Noviello was the first ever similarly situated defendant in his 20 years of practice that he had seen detained by ICE, even though he was lawfully subject to deportation as a green carder with a felony conviction. Leising says Noviello suffered from epilepsy and the family had been trying “painstakingly to make sure that he got his meds” while in the gulag.

Noviello is at least the fourth prisoner to die inside of a Florida ICE center this year.

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Notorious Japanese serial killer executed

Japan’s Justice Ministry on Friday announced they had canceled Takahiro Shiraishi, aka “the Twitter Killer,” convicted in 2020 of murdering and dismembering nine people – eight of them women or teenage girls – most of whom had posted suicidal thoughts on social media, the AP reports.

Cops said Shiraishi approached the victims on Twitter, offering to assist them with their suicidal thoughts. He murdered the three teen girls and five women after raping them, also killing the boyfriend of one of the women in order to silence him. “The case caused the extremely serious outcomes and dealt a major shockwave and unease to the society,” Justice Minister Keisuke Suzuki told reporters after signing the death warrant earlier this week.

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