Chunky Republican New York City billionaire John Catsamatidis on Monday commanded his AM radio station host employee Curtis Sliwa to end his doomed mayoral campaign to give disgraced former Governor Andrew Cuomo a shot to defeat leftist Dem nominee Zohran Mamdani.

“WABC Radio and Red Apple Media CEO John Catsimatidis, a longtime New York business leader and civic figure, publicly urged Republican mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa to exit the 2025 New York mayoral race, citing concerns that Sliwa’s continued candidacy could split the vote and inadvertently help another candidate. Sliwa, a prominent radio personality who has worked with WABC Radio for decades, is currently on a leave of absence from the station while running for mayor. Catsimatidis said the move is essential to consolidating support behind a ‘viable alternative,’ avoiding what he described as a potentially damaging outcome if the vote remains divided,” said “Cats” in a release.

A new AARP survey of NYC voters found Mamdani leading Cuomo 43 to 29 percent with Sliwa in third at 19 percent, but Mamdani ahead 45 to 41 percent if Sliwa drops out. It’s not clear if this was what got “Cats” to come out against his own guy but it doesn’t seem all that favorable to Cuomo whether you choose to believe it or not. That it says 2 percent of would-be Republican voters in the electorate are going to go to the socialist dude if Sliwa drops out while another 7 percent just aren’t going to show up at all just seems a little too hopium-y for the “Okay fuck it, Cuomo for mayor” voter.

The fact that they’re all “Okay fuck it, Cuomo for mayor” voters while Mamdani fans are pretty freaking hardcore should tell you this is a lost cause but then again so is trying to get a 70-something Greek-American supermarket tycoon worth billions to listen to reason.

Them boys are extra butthurt after their warnings of a nightmarish outbreak of bloody civil unrest over the weekend failed to come to fruition, forcing them to pivot to “Nuh-uh, Trump’s not a king.”

A new Republican PAC poll run by Kellyanne Conway was unable to put MAGA Republican Jack Shittarelli Ciattarelli ahead of Dem Congresswoman Mikie Sherrill in the New Jersey gubernatorial race, as Sherrill leads 47 to 44 percent with just over two weeks to go, the NJ Globe reports.

🚨 🚨 MUGSHOT MONDAYS 🚨🚨

Whatley War Room launches "Mugshot Mondays" digital series spotlighting Roy Cooper's soft-on-crime policies, including cashless bail and pretrial release, that have allowed repeat, violent criminals to roam North Carolina streets.

— Whatley War Room (@whatleywarroom) October 20, 2025

What’s a candidate such as Mike Whatley, the second choice after Lara Trump passed on a bid, vying for Senate in North Carolina to run on when his record of helming the Republican National Committee for about 17 months isn’t exactly the kind of thing that impresses the median voter?

Crime? Crime. Actually not just crime but like “🚨🚨 CRIME 🚨🚨” in big bold letters from a new “WAR ROOM” Twitter account! TUNE IN EVERY MONDAY FOR CRIME! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨!!! WAR!!!

A new survey of Ohio voters by Bowling Green State University/YouGov finds Dem former Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown leading incumbent appointee Jon Husted 49 to 48 percent in the 2026 special election to fill out the last two years of now-Vice President Jaydee’s term.

De facto Republican gov nominee/billionaire douche Vivek “Da Vek” Ramaswamy leads Dem former Congressman Tim Ryan 49 to 47 percent in the race to succeed term-limited Gov Mike DeWine.

“A heartfelt thank you to all the volunteers and donors who have made our reelection campaign so strong. The support is wide and deep and much appreciated by my campaign team who are doing an outstanding job. My campaign is in a strong position thanks to the efforts of so many. And remember 2020, we have to keep our guard up when it comes to Democrats who are obsessed with beating me. Bring it on,” says dainty Senator Lindsey Graham in an announcement for the “Third Trump Graham Golf Classic fundraiser in November to benefit Senator Lindsey Graham’s 2026 reelection, President Donald J Trump, and the Republican National Committee (RNC).”

“President Trump’s support for my reelection has been tremendously helpful, and I am truly honored to have his endorsement. When you think it can’t get any better with President Trump supporting my campaign, it just did. I am pleased to announce that in November, President Trump and I are hosting a golf tournament in Florida to benefit my campaign and his causes. I am thrilled that he would do this, and it is going to be a big, big event. It will not only help me tremendously, but it will help others who support President Trump,” Lindsey continued, painting a lot of easily-connected dots.

The reason why it’s the “Trump-Graham Golf Classic” and not the “Graham-Trump Golf Classic” is plain enough because of course the Orange God Emperor has to get top billing no matter what, as is why it’s a golf tournament – which will be rigged for Donald – rather than a campy drag-centric variety show. Less clear however is why it says “President Donald J Trump” and “his causes” as benefitting – and that the tournament will be held at an unspecified course in Florida – as though we were all born yesterday. Like just say it’ll be at a Trump-owned golf course for Christ’s sake. You already freaking said he’s going to be making money off of this, it’s no goddamned mystery.

Pointing out that credit card debt is at yet another all-time high, white nationalist Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene tells Semafor that she “can’t see into the future, but I see Republicans losing the House if Americans are continuing to go paycheck-to-paycheck. They’ll definitely be going into the midterms looking through the lens of their bank account.”

The Jewish space laser lady claimed other House Republicans, too chickenshit to speak up themselves, are worried as well. “There is intense frustration within our conference that we aren’t passing our appropriations and we’re not in session,” Greene said. “I do know that is a general, overall feeling, even though they’re sticking to the talking points publicly.”

On healthcare, Greene complained, and correctly so, that Speaker “Mike Johnson is at the press conferences every morning saying that we’ve got pages and pages, or we’ve got a Republican plan, yet I haven’t seen one single page of the so-called Republican plan. I haven’t heard one single GOP conference call on this issue. It’s like, where is it? The Republican Party is failing.”

This isn’t funny

This is how assassination culture takes root

Democrats: please condemn this! https://t.co/mMuHyxHjqc pic.twitter.com/CuB3aocWkG

— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) October 20, 2025

Convicted felon President Trump’s DOJ is trying to get former FBI Director James Comey’s defense lawyer, former prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, removed from the bullshit “case” against him, Politico reports citing a Sunday night motion filed by the prosecution claiming that Fitzgerald was party to some of the 2017 communications to the media that Comey supposedly lied about in 2020.

“Based on publicly disclosed information, the defendant used current lead defense counsel to improperly disclose classified information,” prosecutors Tyler Lemons and Gabriel Diaz wrote. “This fact raises a question of conflict and disqualification for current lead defense counsel.”

Lloyd’s Bank, Snapchat, Duolingo, Zoom, Roblox, and a shit ton of other major apps have all been impacted by a sudden upstream crash in Amazon Web Services cloud APIs, the BBC reports.

Republican Vermont state Senator Sam Douglass, a 27 year-old man and not a “college” kid like JD Vance claimed last week, announced his resignation Friday, effective Monday, following the leak of a group chat of national Young Republicans in which the participants had expressed their love for Adolf Hitler, rape, racial slurs, genocide, and in general checked a lot of boxes of how the GOP is perceived by libs, SevenDaysVT reports. In the thread, leaked to Politico last week by extreme cultist former New York City Young Republicans chair-turned-Trump Regime official Gavin Wax, Douglass wrote “She just didn’t bathe often,” in reply to another user who had badmouthed a “very obese Indian woman,” known to them. In another exchange, Douglass mentioned a procedural error by a Jewish colleague to which his wife, Brianna Douglass, also in the chat group, wrote “I was about to say you’re giving nationals [too] much credit and expecting the Jew to be honest.”

Douglass, once seen as an up-and-comer in the Green Mountain State’s GOP, had initially resisted calls to hang it up but once the state party and Governor Phil Scott – who’s basically a Democrat anyway – stepped in, the neckbearded state legislator caved, writing “if my Governor asks me to do something, I will act, because I believe in what he’s trying to do for Vermont,” in his announcement.

That part came after when Douglass tried to minimize what he had personally wrote in the group chat which, on balance, was not as bad as the lines about “watermelon people” and the pro-rape “jokes.” Obviously if Sam had written something antisemitic about the Jewish person that would’ve been printed verbatim along with his wife’s response. And the “She just didn’t bathe often” – the sole message from him in the coverage of the chat group – doesn’t in and of itself scream racism as he could’ve said the same thing if this person had been named. But that Douglass never wrote “You guys are fucking sick and this is exactly why the libtards call Republicans hateful, racist freaks,” and left the chat the first time someone posted a slur – let alone apologize for his wife and announce he was looking to get her into therapy – says far more than a single five-word message could have.

“On October 13, 2025, at approximately 4:11 pm, Georgia State Troopers from Post 32 in Athens responded to a six-vehicle crash on Interstate 85 northbound, just south of mile marker 147 in Commerce, GA. The investigation revealed that a semi-trailer was following too closely and struck the rear of a 2014 Dodge Grand Caravan. This caused a chain reaction involving the van and four additional vehicles. After impact, the van became engulfed in flames along with the tractor-trailer.”

“Jeff Rogers, Jackson County Deputy Coroner, has confirmed there were eight occupants deceased in the van. The identities of the eight occupants, including three adults and five juveniles, has not yet been confirmed. There is a possibility of one adult being pregnant, but this will not be confirmed until an autopsy has been completed. The driver has been identified as Kane Aaron Hammock, a 33-year-old male from Gainesville, GA. He has been arrested and charged with eight counts of Vehicular Homicide (2nd degree), one count of Feticide by Vehicle (2nd degree), one count of Following Too Closely, one count of No Registration, and one count of Driver to Exercise Due Care,” said the Georgia Department of Public Safety in a press release about the crimes of trucking-themed country music small-timer Kane Hammock who, to reiterate, killed five children, three adults, and one unborn fetus due to what law enforcement says was reckless abandon behind the wheel of his rig.

Speaker Mike Johnson headlines this Sunday morning roundup of interview clips as America enters week three of this self-inflicted extra clusterfuck on top of the usual clusterfuck. Johnson’s disappointment at there being no real “action” during Saturday’s nationwide No Kings protests was palpable but missing was any indication that he understands that all his “terrorist” shit-talk in the lead-up might’ve kind of backfired though the immutable universal law of the Streisand Effect.

“President Gustavo Petro, of Columbia, is an illegal drug leader strongly encouraging the massive production of drugs, in big and small fields, all over Columbia. It has become the biggest business in Columbia, by far, and Petro does nothing to stop it, despite large scale payments and subsidies from the USA that are nothing more than a long term rip off of America. AS OF TODAY, THESE PAYMENTS, OR ANY OTHER FORM OF PAYMENT, OR SUBSIDIES, WILL NO LONGER BE MADE TO COLUMBIA. The purpose of this drug production is the sale of massive amounts of product into the United States, causing death, destruction, and havoc. Petro, a low rated and very unpopular leader, with a fresh mouth toward America, better close up these killing fields immediately, or the United States will close them up for him, and it won’t be done nicely,” posted the big baby on Sunday.

Not for nothing but isn’t cocaine typically responsible for far fewer deaths than opioids?

Approximately zero protestors, bystanders, National Guard troops, or law enforcement were killed let alone injured in any of the more than 2,700 No Kings protests that took place nationwide on Saturday, according to an NBC News summary that makes no mention of any such issues.

In fact is doesn’t even say if any of the estimated 7 million protestors was arrested. Thus unsurprisingly the claims by Republicans that there would be violence from the “pro-terrorist, Hamas-linked” demonstrators against convicted felon President Trump’s regime were bullshit.

Trump and then the White House on Saturday posted AI slop of “King Trump” flying a fighter jet and dropping massive blobs of brown slop – pretty obviously meant to be shit – on the protests

“It was my great honor to destroy a very large DRUG-CARRYING SUBMARINE that was navigating towards the United States on a well known narcotrafficking transit route. US Intelligence confirmed this vessel was loaded up with mostly Fentanyl, and other illegal narcotics. There were four known narcoterrorists on board the vessel. Two of the terrorists were killed. At least 25,000 Americans would die if I allowed this submarine to come ashore. The two surviving terrorists are being returned to their Countries of origin, Ecuador and Colombia, for detention and prosecution. No US Forces were harmed in this strike. Under my watch, the United States of America will not tolerate narcoterrorists trafficking illegal drugs, by land or by sea,” posted the Orange Tyrant on Saturday.

A Florida McDonald’s worker has been charged in the shooting of a teenage customer who had become extra value belligerent when staff at a Davenport location refused him and a friend service due to high demand for the global brand’s McProcessed consumables last weekend, WFLA reports.

Peter Story, 19, and Nicholas Jones, 18, had arrived at the drive-thru at 3 AM on Sunday the 12th only to be told by McEmployee Yoan Soto, 21, that the McKitchen was maxed out and simply could not fulfill their order. Per cops, Story and Jones then threatened to “beat [Soto’s] ass,” and would be waiting for him in the McParking lot. The two then parked and entered the McDonald’s to continue their McTirade. The manager then told Story to leave and they refused, later telling cops she heard them mentioning a “30 clip” and “switches” amid their McShittalk. It was those specific words that prompted Soto to go to the break room to retrieve a special McSomething from his backpack, circle around to the front door and, as the time-honored Florida saying goes, stand his ground.

Story was shot in the neck during the ensuing McStruggle, but not like Charlie Kirk shot in the neck, as he and Jones fled the scene. Soto retrieved the McShell casing and absconded from however much longer was left in his shift. Although the lede here said Soto was charged in the McShooting, it’s not even close to an attempted murder case as the probably-former McEmployee faces a count of tampering with physical evidence for removing the shell casing from the scene. Story and Jones were charged with disorderly McConduct and trespassing for being such pains in the neck.

“George Santos was somewhat of a ‘rogue,’ but there are many rogues throughout our Country that aren’t forced to serve seven years in prison. I started to think about George when the subject of Democrat Senator Richard ‘Da Nang Dick’ Blumenthal came up again. As everyone remembers, ‘Da Nang’ stated for almost twenty years that he was a proud Vietnam Veteran, having endured the worst of the War, watching the Wounded and Dead as he raced up the hills and down the valleys, blood streaming from his face. He was ‘a Great Hero,’ he would leak to any and all who would listen.”

“And then it happened! He was a COMPLETE AND TOTAL FRAUD. He never went to Vietnam, he never saw Vietnam, he never experienced the Battles there, or anywhere else. His War Hero status, and even minimal service in our Military, was totally and completely MADE UP. This is far worse than what George Santos did, and at least Santos had the Courage, Conviction, and Intelligence to ALWAYS VOTE REPUBLICAN! George has been in solitary confinement for long stretches of time and, by all accounts, has been horribly mistreated. Therefore, I just signed a Commutation, releasing George Santos from prison, IMMEDIATELY. Good luck George, have a great life!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, launching George’s big comeback into politics and justifying with Senator Dickhead Blumenthal’s Stolen Valor. Two wrongs make a right in 2025 MAGAmerica.