YouTube, the video platform beloved by billions worldwide, got all Mitch McConnelled Wednesday evening eastern US time, failing to load any data whatsoever and just staring blankly back at users.

There haven’t been any new reports on the Secret Service’s investigation into last month’s sudden halt of the escalator at the United Nations while President Trump and his third wife, that illegal hooker lady from Sokovia or whatever, which is weird because you would think since that was a big deal when it happened three weeks ago. The president of the United States was trapped on an escalator and some UN staffers had days earlier joked about turning it off while he was riding it.

It was a serious situation and yet the government hasn’t provided any updates into it. Plus somebody messed with his audio and his teleprompter during his big speech and the Secret Service was supposed to be investigating that too. How has it been this long and nobody’s been arrested?

And then that leak from the Pentagon about how not all of the nuclear infrastructure in Iran was destroyed after the US airstrikes. That was huge too and here we are almost four months later and not a single person has been prosecuted for that leak, which was fake. The New York Times and CNN were supposed to fire their reporters who covered that story. Trump said they would.

Wow, just remembered that thing about the Epstein birthday letter being fake too. Why hasn’t the Wall Street Journal retracted that story yet? They got sued for $15 billion right? And why aren’t Greenland, Panama, and Canada part of the United States yet. Weren’t we supposed to annex them?

The media should start looking into these things, see why there hasn’t been any new developments.

🚨 What the DEM SHUTDOWN is really about: Criminal illegal aliens, now deported thanks to President Trump, were exposed receiving taxpayer-funded Medicaid.

This is EXACTLY what Democrats swear “isn’t happening.” They lie, while Republicans fight to ensure this NEVER happens. pic.twitter.com/ACwCcFwTq1

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 15, 2025

From the White House press release that Fox News printed as if it were a news article: “The White House unveiled a number of criminal illegal migrants who received Medicaid as the Senate remains in gridlock over the government shutdown. Fox News Digital obtained detailed information surrounding the arrests of 49 illegal migrants, who have all been deported under the Trump administration, who were arrested for an array of crimes that occurred in the US. Charges include murder, assault, theft, burglary, rape and sexual abuse of a minor among other serious charges.”

“Republicans argue that ‘more than 1 million illegal aliens’ receive Medicaid under the previously existing program that was revised under Trump’s landmark bill,” they then write further down in the “reporting,” which maaaybe Fox News should have left out considering they’ve been saying this “illegals on Medicaid” shit since last month and it took this long for the regime to identify 49 people to support that argument. Might be a while before they name and shame the other 999,951 of them.

“A recent court order seeks the filing of a status update by October 28, following what the court described as ‘significant turnover among public officers originally named as respondents.’ When a public officer is a party to legal action in their official capacity but ceases to hold that office, the action passes to their successor. As part of this update, all replacements must be named to ensure the record accurately reflects current officeholders. Superintendent Fields stated: ‘We plan to file a motion to dismiss, and have no plans to distribute Bibles or a Biblical character education curriculum in classrooms. If resources are left to be allocated, the timing is fortunate since the team and I are currently reviewing the budget,'” says the Oklahoma Education department in a statement.

In plainer English, new supe Lindel Fields has squashed his idiotic predecessor Ryan Walters’ quest to distribute Bibles – “patriotic” Trump-licensed ones or otherwise – to every Oklahoma classroom.

Israeli officials on Wednesday informed convicted felon President Trump’s regime that the “peace deal” is already in trouble because Hamas isn’t returning the estimated 28 bodies of the dead hostages – two American citizens among them – quickly enough, Axios reports, adding that officials in fat Donald and Bibi’s teams are worried that extremists on the Israeli side – the ones Netanyahu needs to stay in power – could use the delays as a pretext to scuttle the deal entirely.

Sorry about the headline. This dude’s fucking good. That’s it. He’s just damn good at this and he makes it look so freaking easy too. Hell this is on Fox News in case you needed to be reminded about that. AND it sure as hell looks like he’s right about convicted felon President Trump “probably” watching because the fat bastard is now 43 minutes late for his press conference with K$H.

After issuing a challenge to House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries to face off in a debate live on C-SPAN – which Jeffries accepted – Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson told Fox News on Wednesday that no, he’s not going to debate him before the government reopens.

US Capitol Police have opened an investigation into Ohio Republican Congressman Dave Taylor’s office after footage of a web meeting revealed that one of his staffers, Angelo Elia, had that interesting and creative twist on the American flag hanging on his cubicle wall, Politico reports.

“I am aware of an image that appears to depict a vile and deeply inappropriate symbol near an employee in my office,” Taylor said in a statement. “The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms.”

“No further comment will be provided until it has been completed,” Taylor added. It’s not clear what the Capitol cops have to investigate since it’s technically not a crime to be a Neo-Nazi or for a Republican congressman to hire one, so it’s obviously some sort of attempt at ass-covering.

A California federal judge on Wednesday issued an injunction blocking convicted felon President Trump’s regime from laying off scores of federal workers, the Associated Press reports.

“It’s very much ready, fire, aim on most of these programs, and it has a human cost,” said US District Judge Judge Susan Illston at the hearing. “It’s a human cost that cannot be tolerated.” The American Federation of Government Employees had brought the case against the MAGA Reich.

BuT tEh RaCe 1s t1gHTiNing L1bS!!!!!111!!!1! The latest Quinnipiac University survey of likely voters in New Jersey finds Dem Congresswoman Mikie Sherrill leading MAGA 2021 gubernatorial election loser Jack Ciattarelli (headline corrects for proper pronunciation) by 50 to 44 percent ahead of the November election, though Shittarelli leads in “enthusiasm” by 91 to 86 percent among their voters.

Former Trump White House National Security Advisor John Bolton is about to be indicted by a Maryland grand jury sometime on Wednesday, the Gateway Pundit reports. Unlike former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, it seems that the evidence against Bolton is actually real – classified documents found in his possession during a recent FBI raid on his home outside of DC – and he is really kind of fucked. The case against him can be both politically motivated AND legitimate at the same time. They’re not always mutually exclusive.

Disgraced former Gov Andrew Cuomo’s campaign for mayor of New York City is looking to make prostitution a key issue, claiming that leftist Dem nominee Zohran Mamdani “would bring New York City back to the bad old days of rampant crime, decreased public safety and deteriorating quality of life,” by legalizing hookering if/when he’s elected to lead Gotham, the New York Times reports.

Mamdani has never actually even addressed prostitution as an issue in his campaign but Cuomo might as well run with it just for the laughs. He should even get into parsing how stuff like the call girl scandal that felled his gubernatorial predecessor Eliot Spitzer wasn’t like “real” prostitution because Spitzer arranged the date properly and what not while focusing on the street-level hookering.

It’s not clear if Khanna is the first ever elected Democrat to sit for stupid Benny Johnson’s show but either way this could (hopefully) get kind of heated and be worth a watch. Possibly.

“Mitt Romney’s brother filed for divorce just four months before his estranged wife plunged to her death from a California parking garage – and tried to make sure courts awarded her nothing in the split, court documents show. George Scott Romney, 81, filed the case against 64 year-old Carrie Elizabeth Romney in June, citing ‘irreconcilable differences,'” the New York Post writes in the lede to their Tuesday night article headlined “Mitt Romney’s brother tried to make sure estranged wife got nothing in divorce before her tragic end,” citing relevant court documents they obtained.

Copied that verbatim to not mince the words because holy fucking shit that is the most Arkancide-y piece of reportage since, well, back when “Arkancide” was first coined back in the 90s, right?

The BEST case scenario here is that Georgie – worth at least tens of millions just given the family’s wealth – drove his wife to suicide by leaving her completely destitute when the divorce case would have been ultimately decided. But it wasn’t decided yet and maybe she had good lawyers who would have successfully fought for a decent-enough-sized piece of him. Maybe Ronna didn’t want that gold-digging bitch to get a dime from her inheritance so she put some calls in with her old squad at the RNC. Lots of room here for imaginations to run wild given the already very bad look.

The High Court of Australia on Wednesday affirmed Home Affairs Secretary Tony Burke’s decision to ban far right sociopath Candace Owens from entering the country on the grounds that her batshittery could “incite discord in the Australian community” and allowing her to enter would be against the national interest due to her “controversial and conspiratorial views,” 9News reports.

“Australia’s national interest is best served when Candace Owens is somewhere else,” Burke said last October when he first turned down the deranged antisemite’s visa request. Owens was also ordered to pay the government’s legal costs for failing to overturn their own administrative ruling, lol.

Watch here as Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson makes no effort to sell the American people on why Republicans should remain in the majority into 2027 OR listen live below to arguments before the Supreme Court as some MAGA lawyers make slightly more effort to sell the justices on why Republicans should be just handed a permanent majority through a further gutting of the Voting Rights Act that could – in the worst-case scenario – wipe out about 19 Dem seats in the South.

Texas state House Dem Gina Hinojosa on Wednesday launched her 2026 gubernatorial campaign, focusing her bid to deny Low Energy Greg a third term on his school voucher program, the Texas Tribune reports. “Our fight right now is against the billionaires and corporations who are driving up prices, closing our neighborhood schools and cheating Texans out of basic health care,” Hinojosa, a five-termer from Austin, said in her campaign launch video. “That’s who Greg Abbott works for. I’m running for governor to work for you,” and Jesus Christ fire the goddamned focus group directors who came up with that script and find someone more ahead of the curve.

“I was on active duty in the Marine Corps for several years and was honorably discharged. At no time during in my enlistment did I think that my parents were entitled to break any US laws because I was a Marine. These people have so little respect for US immigration laws that, despite all of the arrests and deportations of illegal aliens happening now, they arrogantly entered a US Military base on numerous occasions and the two Marines aided and abetted them. The bigger question is why, other than being in the custody of ICE, is it so easy for someone who isn’t even supposed to be in the country allowed access onto a US Military base? They have sentries, gates and fences for a reason. The two Marines need to be court marshaled and base security needs to be investigated and dealt with as necessary” – Top comment on the New York Post article “Father of US Marine arrested and deported by ICE after visiting pregnant daughter at military base,” posted Wednesday.

The article details how California man Esteban Rios – who was wearing his “lucky” hat and t-shirt both saying “Proud dad of a US Marine” – and wife Luisa Rodriguez were detained at the gate to Camp Pendelton by ICE agents last week when they were driving onto the base to visit their son, Steve, and pregnant daughter, Ashley, both stationed there along with Ashley’s husband. So really Esteban’s gear should’ve said “Proud dad of two US Marines.” It’s not clear if Louisa’s been deported too, but Esteban is definitely back in Mexico after 30+ years raising his family in California.

What a lame performance from this beta. Can’t even scream at Kaitlan Collins and call her a Marxist propagandist fake news shill when confronted with the reality that the Trump Regime is deliberately harming his constituents. All Montana Senator Tim Sheehy can do is stare at her silently for a few seconds and then try to change the subject back to Dems’ refusal to reopen the government over the Trump Regime deliberately harming his constituents by removing ACA subsidies. RINO.