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“He’s fucking me”: Trump rages over Netanyahu’s endless slaughter

Convicted felon President Trump has been privately raging over Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s unceasing campaign of genocide against the population of Gaza and the botched attack on Hamas leadership inside of key graft source Qatar, the Wall Street Journal reports, citing White House officials overhearing Trump complain “He’s fucking me.”

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Orange Fuhrer spikes football on Kimmel

“Great News for America: Ratings challenged Jimmy Kimmel Show is CANCELLED. Congratulations to ABC for finally having the courage to do what had to be done. Kimmel has ZERO talent, and worse ratings than even Colbert, if that’s possible. That leaves Jimmy and Seth, two total losers, on Fake News NBC. Their ratings are also horrible. Do it NBC!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, celebrating a massive triumph for free speech in the United States.

The fat fuck then posted he’s “pleased to inform our many USA Patriots that I am designating ANTIFA, A SICK, DANGEROUS, RADICAL LEFT DISASTER, AS A MAJOR TERRORIST ORGANIZATION.”

“I will also be strongly recommending that those funding ANTIFA be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” even though he tried to do this in his first failed term only to let it fall by the wayside after he found out that there’s no such legal mechanism for designating a domestic terrorist organization.

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Omar censure fails

Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar has been totally and completely exonerated by the House on batshit loser Nancy Mace’s motion to censure her for saying what everyone already knows about Charlie Kirk. Just four MAGAs voted against the censure: Mike Flood, Jeff Hurd, Tom McClintock, and, hilariously, Cory Mills because he’s also facing a censure for being an abusive boyfriend.

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House Judiciary GOP kills subpoena for Epstein financial docs

Republicans on spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan’s House Judiciary Committee on Wednesday voted to table a Dem effort to subpoena the Treasury Department for suspicious activity reports on transactions involving Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. If Dems were smarter they would’ve added Hunter Biden and been like “What? Why don’t you guys want to see Hunter Biden’s SARs? Why are you covering up for the Biden Crime Family?!?! Did Crooked Joe bribe you too?”

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Jon Ossoff being so cruel and disrespectful to Charlie Kirk’s family

How dare socialist Demonrat Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff try to change the subject away from the murder of American patriot Charlie Kirk? What does this hospital have anything to do with the skyrocketing rise of radical left violence that so many Americans see on Fox News and in their “for you” X feed every day? Can’t he even just for a second spare a thought for Charlie Kirk’s wife and his little kids who won’t ever see him livestreaming again? Who cares if Ossoff tweeted about the horrific crime once or twice when he’s said nothing to condemn the sick “Hey fascist, catch!” post by BlueSky user @AbandonKamala696969 or “LMAO Rest in piss, Jew puppet Kirk” by far left Gab user @kek1488 or thousands of others. In fact NONE of the leftards in Congress have answered for the vile garbage that their supporters have said since a decent Christian was so gruesomely murdered in front of college students who came to have an open debate with a 31 year-old man.

Elon Musk should simply ban Jon Ossoff and the rest of the party from X until they apologize for each and every single post that focused too much on Kirk being concerned about a Black pilot or essentially calling Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson a retard and not enough on the positivity he brought to American politics. But even then this post about a hospital should probably be looked at too because it could be inciting people to become violent and hateful.

National Zero will resume our regular coverage after this distillation of how a nation in mourning should feel a week after the devastating 9/10 attack on freedom. Never forget. Never ever.

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Comer calls gamer-coded platform CEOs to testify

“Today, House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman James Comer invited the Chief Executive Officers of Discord, Steam, Twitch, and Reddit to testify at a full committee hearing on Oct 8, 2025. The hearing will examine the radicalization of online forum users, including instances of open incitement to commit politically motivated acts,” says a House Oversight press release.

“The politically motivated assassination of Charlie Kirk claimed the life of a husband, father, and American patriot. In the wake of this tragedy, and amid other acts of politically motivated violence, Congress has a duty to oversee the online platforms that radicals have used to advance political violence. To prevent future radicalization and violence, the CEOs of Discord, Steam, Twitch, and Reddit must appear before the Oversight Committee and explain what actions they will take to ensure their platforms are not exploited for nefarious purposes,” the release then quotes Comer who seems to be dimly aware that these platforms might’ve maybe been kind of problematic and where various crimes were inspired before Charlie Kirk was killed. Like years before.

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Bears kick some serious ass in Arkansas, Yellowstone encounters

Bears are racking up some big Ws against humans in the United States this month. First from a National Park Service press release, “On the afternoon of Tuesday, Sept. 16, a male, age 29, sustained injuries from a bear while hiking on the Turbid Lake Trail, located northeast of Mary Bay in Yellowstone Lake. The male was hiking alone when he encountered the bear near Turbid Lake. The hiker began to deploy bear spray when the bear made contact, and he sustained significant but non-life-threatening injuries to his chest and left arm. National Park Service medics responded to the incident and walked out with the hiker. Once arriving to the trailhead, NPS transported the hiker in a park ambulance to the Lake Medical Clinic. He was then flown to a nearby hospital for treatment. The hiker thought the bear was a black bear; however, the location, size, and behavior of the described bear suggest it might have been a grizzly bear. Bear management staff will attempt to confirm the species through DNA analysis, if possible. The Turbid Lake Trail is closed until further notice. Bear management staff are sweeping the trail to ensure no other hikers are on the trail.”

“Because this incident was a defensive reaction by the bear during a surprise encounter, the park will not be taking any management action against the bear,” the release continued. For those keeping score at home, the bear defeated the hiker in close combat, trail closed so he doesn’t have to deal with them for at least a few days, park rangers won’t kill him for the attack. So much winning.

Meanwhile in Arkansas, a 72 year-old man succumbed to his injuries caused earlier this month when a bear suffering from rabies and “distemper” ripped the man off his ride-on-mower and made his objection to the noise caused by the lawn care machinery known to the man, per USA Today. That bear was not so lucky however as it was blasted by state game wardens the next day.

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White people slow to correct lack of craft chocolate scene

“Ranger Chocolate Co is thrilled to announce the inaugural Portland Craft Chocolate Festival, a three-day celebration showcasing the region’s finest bean-to-bar makers, chocolatiers, and artisans. Taking place October 3 – 5, 2025 at Portland’s historic Olympic Mills building, the festival will feature tastings, pairings, demonstrations, and engaging conversations designed to connect chocolate lovers with the people behind the craft,” says a press release from Ranger Chocolate Company and yes the Olympic Mills building is an “urban rustic” former industrial site with its scoured old concrete floors and wood fixtures covered in a thick layer of epoxy. Where the hell did you think they were going to hold it? A friggin shopping mall or some Hyatt hotel? So basic.

“‘Portland has a vibrant craft chocolate scene, and this festival is an opportunity to bring together the best makers, innovators, and enthusiasts to celebrate the artistry and passion behind chocolate,’ said George Domurot, Founder and CEO of Ranger Chocolate Co. ‘We want to bring a positive and fun event to our community – one that honors the farmers who grow cacao, the makers who transform it, and the partners who create new experiences that elevate how we enjoy it,'” the press release continued and yes George is caucasian, has facial hair, and wears flannel shirts.

“The Portland Craft Chocolate Festival is set to become an annual tradition, celebrating ethical sourcing, sustainability” and cutting it off there because THAT is how you know this is for real a caucasian operation. Actually surprising and alarming that it took them until the third paragraph to get to “sustainability.” That should’ve been right up front and this whole freaking festival should’ve launched a decade ago at the latest. How in Christ’s name did it take white people this long to create a craft chocolate scene? Everything bespoke and artisanal that white people do – from friggin basil-scented soap to mocktails to $600 Brooklinen Egyptian cotton bedsheet sets – and THIS is the first craft chocolate festival in Portland’s history? They’re edging dangerously close to cheugy.

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QAdulteress worried Jews could take over Turning Point

From a lengthy Wednesday tweet by white nationalist psychopath Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Charlie Kirk invited me to speak at Amfest a few weeks ago before he was martyred. This was after I called for AIPAC to register under FARA and said that the nuclear armed secular government of Israel was committing genocide in Gaza and killing innocent children, Christians, and people. He asked if I wanted to debate about AIPAC but made it clear NOT against him.”

“He said ‘we’ him – TPUSA, would do whatever I want on the issue…If you don’t know who to believe, between Bibi Netanyahu (a foreign country’s leader) or Charlie’s personal friends Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson, I’m posting my last text message with Charlie [bottom of the tweet shows Kirk asking Greene to debate AIPAC at the next event] Believe Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson… And I hope a foreign country and foreign agents and another religion does not take over Christian Patriotic Turning Point USA,” Greene continued, as if there was any mistaking what that other religion could be. Or that she didn’t already kind of say it int he tweet, lol.

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Fox News reports 20 percent of right leaners want Trump murdered

Holy shit, lol. This is great. First off there’s Fox and Friends guy Lawrence Jones calling this Rutgers poll conducted in April “new” – and who the hell knew they even have a public opinion polling department – and then proceeding to completely skip over the red bar on the chart showing 20.3 percent of the “right of center” respondents think murdering their president is justified, with Jones focusing solely on the 56 percent of lefties saying the same. This is how far Fox had to stretch to sell a “bloodlust” narrative about American lefties, a poll from five months ago that for some fucking reason found a fifth of right wingers cool with Trump being murdered. What the actual hell, lol.

And they tweeted this exact clip too. That’s how National Zero found it and ripped it for YouTube.

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Majority of Trump voters agree with now-famous Charlie Kirk quote on “some gun deaths” being worth it for Second Amendment

This week’s YouGov/Economist national survey, conducted Thursday through Monday and thus entirely after the assassination of Charlie Kirk, asked respondents the very timely and appropriate question of “Do you agree or disagree with the following statement? ‘I think it’s worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights,'” to which just 30 percent of respondents overall said they agree to 52 percent saying they disagreed, and 19 percent were unsure.

Among Trump 2024 voters 55 percent agreed, 26 percent disagreed, and 19 percent were unsure while just 11 percent of former Vice President Kamala Harris’s voters agreed versus 81 percent disagreeing and 8 percent unsure. Now maybe these questions can only be so long due to space limitations and/or it’s simply prudent polling to keep them as short as possible but the context of the quote might’ve been useful. At the very least maybe YouGov could’ve A/B tested a subsample with another version of the question mentioning that Kirk said it at a 2023 TPUSA event held just days after three schoolchildren and three teachers were massacred at the Covenant School in Nashville.

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Fat Hitler screams over Biden-era Turning Point USA investigation

“Why was the wonderful Turning Point under INVESTIGATION by ‘Deranged’ Jack Smith and the Corrupt and Incompetent Biden Administration. They tried to force Charlie, and many other people and movements, out of business. They Weaponized the Justice Department against Sleepy Joe Biden’s Political Opponents, including ME! They allowed the daughter of a Judge, on one of the corrupt trials against me, to become the biggest fund raiser for Biden and Kamala, making many Millions of Dollars for herself and her family, but with her father, the Judge, not only refusing to RECUSE himself, but putting a gag order on me, not allowing ANY talk about their family corruption and unprecedented conflict of interest. Every leading legal analyst and pundit said this trial was wrong and should not have been allowed to go forward. But it did because of a Corrupt Judge who will hopefully pay a very big price for his illegal actions, someday!” posted convicted felon President Trump at 3:23 AM local time in the UK and must’ve been jetlag or indigestion or something.

Anyway Turning Point is basically a massive slush fund that, as of 2023, had paid at least $15.3 million to “vendors” owned by Kirk acolytes like fake Trump 2020 elector Arizona state Senator Jake Hoffman and other MAGA activist shitbag Tyler Bowyer and Smith was probably subpoenaing people at TPUSA for bussing Trump fans to the Capitol on January 6th. But hey, who could reasonably expect Trump to include those specifics or even really care about them when his post then immediately went into crying about how everything was so unfair to him personally.

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FBI hunting some asshole who rammed into Pittsburgh office gate

A search is underway for some asshole who rammed his vehicle into the gates of the Pittsburgh FBI field office at approximately 2:40 AM on Wednesday, CBS’s Scott MacFarlane reports, citing a statement already calling it an “act of terror” absent other facts that would rule out simple DWI.

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Regime pushing prosecutors hard to indict Letitia James, failing

Sources tell ABC News that convicted felon President Trump and his minions are pushing Virginia federal prosecutors to indict New York Attorney General Letitia James for something something mortgage fraud “despite investigators so far failing to find sufficient evidence supporting such charges,” per ABC. In response to the friction, FHFA chief Bill “Scott Bessent’s bitch” Pulte has been nagging his Orange God Emperor to fire Eastern District of Virginia US Attorney Eric Siebert and find another prosecutor who is willing to do the important job of avenging Trump’s defeats in court.

The “case” against James is currently or has been already actually in front of a grand jury and as many as 15 witnesses have testified in front of them, among them insurers, loan officers, underwriters, realtors, and James’ niece, none of which was enough to clear the burden of finding probable cause that James knowingly lied about a convoluted situation. Basically all the “evidence” they have is that someone at a third-party closing company fucked up and used the wrong template for a single form – this while every other document was in order – to process James’ mortgage on a house in Virginia. Oh and that another document from 2001 concerning a Brooklyn townhouse James owns incorrectly listed it as a four-bedroom home when there are actually five bedrooms.

There’s no mention of whether the “case” has been no true billed by the grand jury but if 15 fucking witnesses have come and gone and nothing then just lol, what the hell is firing the US Attorney going to do? An even funnier sign of the regime’s impotence here is the email sent out by enforcer “Eagle Ed” Martin looking for more internal DOJ recruits for the effort pasted into ABC’s article.

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