“Today, I have the Great Honor of bringing a $15 Billion Dollar Defamation and Libel Lawsuit against The New York Times, one of the worst and most degenerate newspapers in the History of our Country, becoming a virtual ‘mouthpiece’ for the Radical Left Democrat Party. I view it as the single largest illegal Campaign contribution, EVER. Their Endorsement of Kamala Harris was actually put dead center on the front page of The New York Times, something heretofore UNHEARD OF!”

“The ‘Times’ has engaged in a decades long method of lying about your Favorite President (ME!), my family, business, the America First Movement, MAGA, and our Nation as a whole. I am PROUD to hold this once respected ‘rag’ responsible, as we are doing with the Fake News Networks such as our successful litigation against George Slopadopoulos / ABC / Disney, and 60 Minutes / CBS / Paramount, who knew that they were falsely ‘smearing’ me through a highly sophisticated system of document and visual alteration, which was, in effect, a malicious form of defamation, and thus, settled for record amounts. They practiced this longterm INTENT and pattern of abuse, which is both unacceptable and illegal. The New York Times has been allowed to freely lie, smear, and defame me for far too long, and that stops, NOW! The suit is being brought in the Great State of Florida. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon President Trump late Monday. The text of the complaint was not linked, naturally.

A panel of experts for the UN Human Rights Council on Tuesday issued a report concluding “that the Israeli security forces committed crimes against humanity, war crimes and the actus reus of two underlying acts of genocide in Gaza, the Commission now addresses the issue of genocide. The Commission analyses the conduct of the Israeli security forces in Gaza starting in October 2023, excluding other geographical and temporal aspects, and state responsibility under international law under the Genocide Convention. The Commission refers to its relevant factual findings in relation to the Israeli military operations in Gaza and examines if such findings fulfil the requirements to establish the actus reus and mens rea of genocide and, if so, the legal consequences for Israel and other States under the Genocide Convention.”

A three-judge panel at the DC Circuit Court of Appeals on Monday split to 2 to 1 against convicted felon President Trump’s emergency bid lift the stay blocking him from firing Fed Board of Governors member Lisa Cook ahead of the monthly two-day meeting starting Tuesday.

Hell-bent on erasing Antebellum America’s negative image, convicted felon President Trump’s regime has been removing exhibits on slavery from national parks, including the historic 1863 pic of former slave Peter Gordon showing the whipping scars on his back, the Washington Post reports.

The Republican challenger to sitting Dem Virginia state Delegate Michelle Maldonado in the 20th District dropped out of the race Monday to take a job out of the state after having been DOGEd from his federal contractor position needlessly by convicted felon President Trump’s regime a few months ago, the Prince William Times reports on elections having consequences on other elections.

Truth be told GOP nominee Chris Stone was a longshot for the seat in a district – one that former Vice President Kamala Harris won with 55 percent of the vote last year – given the current popularity of the Reich in the Northern Virginia suburbs. But it wasn’t an absolute impossibility.

Until it was. “I pressed ahead with the campaign, expecting it to be a short-term issue,” Stone said in an email to the Times. “But now that our family budget is tight due to no income, I have to do what’s best for my family and take the job I’m offered,” Stone continued and damn that’s gotta be freaking frustrating as hell for whoever donated to his campaign and put up signs and shit, lol. It’s too late to remove Stone from the ballot but, per the Times, voters will be informed that he’s dropped out via some unspecified notice and the GOP can still promote a write-in candidate… if they can find one.

“This morning, on my Orders, US Military Forces conducted a SECOND Kinetic Strike against positively identified, extraordinarily violent drug trafficking cartels and narcoterrorists in the SOUTHCOM area of responsibility. The Strike occurred while these confirmed narcoterrorists from Venezuela were in International Waters transporting illegal narcotics (A DEADLY WEAPON POISONING AMERICANS!) headed to the US. These extremely violent drug trafficking cartels POSE A THREAT to US National Security, Foreign Policy, and vital US Interests. The Strike resulted in 3 male terrorists killed in action. No US Forces were harmed in this Strike. BE WARNED — IF YOU ARE TRANSPORTING DRUGS THAT CAN KILL AMERICANS, WE ARE HUNTING YOU! The illicit activities by these cartels have wrought DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES ON AMERICAN COMMUNITIES FOR DECADES, killing millions of American Citizens. NO LONGER. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, plainly enjoying his God-like powers to order the smiting of “terrorists” who may or may not have had actual drugs on their boat.

BREAKING NEWS: White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller on Monday called for an expansive federal response to what he described as organized networks contributing to political violence following the Charlie Kirk assassination. pic.twitter.com/mRlid8x80Y

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) September 15, 2025

Soyboys, MAGA slang for sensitive little socialist wieners who cannot stand President Trump’s America First policies, are running to the leftist rag the New York Times to cry for help.

Josh and Jordan Gackle, two soyboys from North Dakota, complain that President Trump’s trade war – which is all about putting American workers first and fentanyl dealers last by cutting off their supply – is hurting them because they can’t get any dirty money from the Chinese communists anymore. “The stress level is much higher now than it was then,” said Jordan as he stood in front of his soy field. “If we keep this going for very long, then we are going to see the kind of foreclosures that were happening. All of it is unnecessary. The US was not forced into this by anybody.”

Other soyboy Justin Sherlock, who was complaining about Trump to woke NPR six months ago, still needs his cry closet. “I feel like we’re out of time. If we don’t get a deal in the next few weeks, I think this turns what is hopefully a one-year problem into a multiyear problem,” Sherlock said, whining that he and his fellow soyboys will lose big this year without Chinese money – or socialist handouts from the government – will screw them going forward. “Are we going to lose a generation of farmers because of the trade war? I think that’s what we’re fast approaching.” Fuck you feelings soyboy.

A Zambian court on Monday sentenced two allies of dead ex-President Edgar Lungu to two years in the joint for casting spells against Lungu’s hated longtime rival and successor President Hakainde Hichilema, the BBC reports. Jasten Mabulesse Candunde, 42, and Leonard Phiri, 43, were hired by Lungu minion Nelson Banda – brother of fugitive former lawmaker Jay Banda, who escaped from a hospital last year – to sacrifice small animals as part of a ritual to hex Hichilema and kill him.

“It is my considered view that the convicts were not only the enemy of the head of state but were also enemies of all Zambians… The two accepted ownership of the charms. Phiri further demonstrated that the chameleon’s tail, once pricked and used in the ritual, would cause death to occur within five days,” magistrate Fine Mayambu said in his ruling, later stressing that whether or not it actually worked – obviously it didn’t – was besides the point. “The question is not whether the accused are wizards or actually possess supernatural powers. It is whether they represented themselves as such, and the evidence clearly shows they did,” Mayambu told the courtroom.

The trial was the first ever prosecution for politically-motivated witchcraft, but the law against such practices dates back to 1914, during British colonial rule. Smart move keeping that on the books.

Former Southern District of New York Assistant US Attorney Maurene Comey on Monday filed a federal lawsuit against the MAGA Department of Justice, arguing that her termination “was designed to retaliate against her based on her familial relation as the daughter of James B Comey, or because of her perceived political affiliation and beliefs, or both. No other plausible explanation exists for her termination – and certainly none was provided,” noting that it only happened after a Laura Loomer tweet and seeks compensation for lost wages plus reinstatement to her post at the district.

The first defense motion in this one ought to be pretty freaking funny, unless they’re not even gonna bother with the why and try some bland bureaucratese to say the Orange God Emperor has every right to fire her because something something Article II powers Trump can do whatever he wants.

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— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) September 15, 2025

The Tyler Robinson Foundation, founded in 2013 “by the Grammy Award-winning band Imagine Dragons in honor of their friend and fan, Tyler, who tragically lost his battle with cancer at the age of 17,” held their annual gala in Las Vegas on Friday night and, uh, well luckily it doesn’t seem like any Charlie Kirk fans showed up to protest the very unfortunately-timed annual fundraiser given that it was held just hours after a certain other Tyler Robinson was arrested in neighboring Utah.

Would be a hell of a shame if the organization has to change their name just because some other guy got more famous. Also, as freaking dull Imagine Dragons they deserve credit for leading such a noble and also straightforward mission for the charity: supporting the non-medical needs of young cancer patients and their families. Takes a lot more sentences to explain whatever Bono does.

“In the span of four months, three federal departments have contracted to create enormous political banners. Two contracts were for large banners of Donald Trump’s portrait that were hung outside the Departments of Agriculture and Labor. A third previously undiscovered federal solicitation is for 88-foot signs to be hung on the Department of Health and Human Services to promote Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr’s presidential campaign slogan ‘Make America Healthy Again.’ A review of contracting documents indicates that the signs are being made at the public’s expense, with the first three signs costing at least $50,000 in taxpayer funds and the full cost yet to be determined.”

“This pattern of contracts suggests an unprecedented and coordinated effort by the Executive Branch to use federal funds to glorify and pay tribute to a sitting US President and his political agenda, despite a longstanding legal prohibition against the use of federal funds for propaganda and self-aggrandizement purposes. In addition to wasting taxpayer funds, these banners mimic self-aggrandizing banners, billboards, and other propaganda promoted by dictators abroad. They also serve as a stark visual manifestation of measures President Trump and his administration aretaking to consolidate power and control that are antithetical to American democracy. EXECUTIVE SUMMARY The Trump Administration is spending taxpayer funds on political banners hung on federal office buildings in the style of totalitarian dictators,” says the intro to a new report by California Senator Adam Schiff, pointing to a 1951 law prohibiting such expenditures on propaganda.

.@FBIDDBongino: "There appear to have been multiple warning signs… this investigation has just begun." pic.twitter.com/iRyqSII1NZ

— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) September 15, 2025

Yeah, great idea to go out there saying there were warning signs from Charlie Kirk’s assassin before he pulled the trigger as though this was a total black swan and the bureau up until earlier this year had a pretty core mission of monitoring certain online channels for signs of violent radicalism until those agents were either purged for having investigated MAGA radicals and/or their maniacal leader or were reassigned to track down migrants and patrol the streets of DC like beat regular cops.

Not saying that the FBI definitely 100 percent could have prevented Kirk’s murder but given that unfalsifiability is a core epistemological tenet of the MAGA propaganda cult you can seriously go fuck yourself if at any point between January 20, 2021 and January 20, 2025 you unironically said ANYTHING like “This never would have happened if Trump was still president” whenever some tragedy occurred or there was bad economic news or Chick-fil-A ran out of sauce and so on.

“Subject to SEC Approval, Companies and Corporations should no longer be forced to ‘Report’ on a quarterly basis (Quarterly Reporting!), but rather to Report on a ‘Six (6) Month Basis.’ This will save money, and allow managers to focus on properly running their companies. Did you ever hear the statement that, ‘China has a 50 to 100 year view on management of a company, whereas we run our companies on a quarterly basis???’ Not good!!!” posted the president whose legendary mastery of capitalism has imbued him with the wisdom to concoct a strategy to lower the frequency with which publicly traded corporations inform investors of the value of their holdings in said corporations and to also extoll the values of the Chinese communist state’s tightly-controlled command economy.

As if to further underscore the validity of that charge, the fat bastard then posted “‘Too Late’ MUST CUT INTEREST RATES, NOW, AND BIGGER THAN HE HAD IN MIND. HOUSING WILL SOAR!!!”

The co-leader of The Villages, Florida “MAGA Club” has been hospitalized and possibly suffered a brain injury after she was shoved to the ground during a Saturday night candlelight vigil for Charlie Kirk by – wait for it – a fellow registered Republican Villager, Villages-News.com reports on a story not exactly tailor-made to fit a “BREAKING: EVEN MORE LEFTIST VIOLENCE” narrative.

Valerie and Tommy Jamieson are the leaders of the Villages MAGA Club and while Tommy was on the stage speaking to the crowd 56 year-old Courtney Beth Anderson approached and shoved Valerie to the pavement, apparently hitting her head. There aren’t any specifics on what, if anything, led up to the assault. Villages-News articles aren’t exactly known for exhaustive detail but it’s also quite likely that it was nothing as Anderson’s prior arrest record in the vast retirement community contains two unspecified public disturbances and more recently leading cops on a car chase that reached speeds of 112 miles an hour. When she was finally stopped she told a state trooper “Actors are allowed to drive like that for a movie and don’t get in trouble because they are rich.”

Actually come to think of it that’s a pretty surefire sign she’s MAGA and this was personal.

To be fair, going on Fox and Friends is actually the smart move to try to appeal to the audience of one to not fire him less than 12 hours after the network reported that is pretty much already a done deal. There are worse ways to go about this extremely urgent attempt at damage control.

“The NFL has to get rid of that ridiculous looking new Kickoff Rule. How can they make such a big and sweeping change so easily and quickly. It’s at least as dangerous as the ‘normal’ kickoff, and looks like hell. The ball is moving, and the players are not, the exact opposite of what football is all about. ‘Sissy’ football is bad for America, and bad for the NFL! Who comes up with these ridiculous ideas? It’s like wanting to ‘roll back’ the golf ball so it doesn’t go (nearly!) as far. Fortunately, college football will remain the same, hopefully forever!!” posted really manly President Trump on Monday.

“Trump’s personal popularity continues to trend downward (from -12 in February, -17 in May, to -20 today). His job approval has followed a similar trajectory (from -11 in February, -18 in May, to -23 today), as has his approval on handling the economy (from -13 in February, -20 in May, to -26 today). Independents, women, and younger voters (ages 18–29) are among the most disapproving blocs – but importantly, men, who were more mixed in February and May, are now clearly souring on Trump as well – most distinctly so on Trump’s economic approval (-10 today)” says a new survey of Latino voters from Somos Votantes. Huh, probably not great for the GOP in 2026.