Law enforcement sources tell the Los Angeles Times that California Gov Gavin Newsom on Friday immediately responded to convicted felon President Trump’s revocation of Secret Service protection for former Vice President Kamala Harris by assigning a state highway patrol detail to her.

MAGAnomics keeps working out for America as shitty discount carrier Spirit Airlines on Friday filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy for the second time in under a year, the Wall Street Journal reports.

“The right thing to do is to get on with a proper restructuring, a complete revamp of the business plan, the network plan,” chairman of the Rob Milton said in an interview. “We just need to get on with fixing this airline properly and thoroughly.” It’s not clear how often Milton himself flies on Spirit.

MAGA Wisconsin state Supreme Court Justice Becky Bradley, who last month wrote in a dissent of the decision overturning the state’s 1849 abortion ban that the majority “defies the People’s sovereignty,” a little under five years after she voted to block certifying Joe Biden’s 2020 win in the state, will not be seeking reelection next year after conservatives have been shut out in the last three contests for the top bench in a row in the crucial swing state, the AP reports.

Bradley said in a statement she “will not seek reelection to the Wisconsin Supreme Court because I believe the best path for me to rebuild the conservative movement and fight for liberty is not as a minority member of the Court,” and lol was going to write something about how she obviously fucking hates being in the minority since it flipped two years ago after the her first eight years on the bench it was either 4-3 or 5-2 conservative. Go start a podcast you mean old hag.

Former Major League Baseball star Mark Teixeira on Friday showed Fox News viewers he was born for this by just completely ignoring the question from anchor Sandra Smith and going into canned lines about how Democrats don’t have the policies the American people deserve. Grand slam.

Trump defense lawyer with a government paycheck Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche is growing tired with former Acting DC US Attorney-turned-Justice Department “special prosecutor” Ed Martin fucking up the work of trying to indict California Senator Adam Schiff, New York Attorney General Letitia James, and Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook, the Independent reports.

Blanche’s main gripe is how Martin has been going around him in the MAGAfied DOJ’s hierarchy to speak with the Orange God Emperor but the thing is that Trump’s really the one bypassing Blanche and dipshit Attorney General Pam Bondi, his complaints about that and Martin’s inexperience falling on deaf ears because Trump thinks Martin is a “fighter” who can finally do the job that the “respectable” DOJ officials from his first term failed at and actually prosecute his enemies.

Sources say Trump calls Martin three to four times a week to nag him about making things happen.

A three-judge panel on the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals on Friday found in favor of over 600,000 Venezuelan refugees on temporary protected status, finding that plaintiffs were likely to succeed on their claim that dog-murdering Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem’s department had no authority to vacate or set aside a prior TPS extension because the governing statute written by Congress does not permit for revocation, the AP reports on another L for Team Orange.

“In enacting the TPS statute, Congress designed a system of temporary status that was predictable, dependable, and insulated from electoral politics,” the court wrote in the ordered halting revocation.

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Kremlin officials on Friday said French President Emmanuel Macron “crossed a line of decency” by calling Russian dictator Vladimir Putin an “ogre at our gates” in earlier remarks, Reuters reports.

“When we say there’s an ogre at Europe’s gates, an expression used by many, I think it characterises what the Georgians, the Ukrainians and other nations feel very deeply,” Macron had told reporters during a joint press conference with German Chancellor Friedrich Merz, to which Kremlin spokeswoman Maria Zakharova said was a “low-grade insult” and “unworthy of a head of state.”

Russian troops on Putin’s orders have killed tens of thousands of innocent Ukrainians, abducted God knows how many children, and bombed maternity wards, not to mention all the officials in his government mysteriously falling out of windows, LGBTQ Russians savagely beaten, false flag bombings of apartment towers, torturing Alexei Navalny to death, and this could go on for quite a while but you get the point about how “ogre” is what crosses the line for the dictator’s minions.

Sources tell CBS News Republican Iowa Senator Joni Ernst has decided that her sage wisdom of “we’re all going to die someday” applies to her political career as well, as is self-terminating by not running for reelection in 2026. Ernst is expected to make the announcement next week.

The Trump Regime had hoped Ernst, first elected in 2014, would run for a third term. Nothing in CBS’s article points to a material reason for her dropping out, all it says is “Ernst has told people close to her that she intended to serve only two terms, she has accomplished what she set out to do, and intends to head to the private sector, one of the sources said.” Fair enough for CBS to carry that water in exchange for the scoop. But that’s some weak-ass spin considering that on one end she possibly kind of got blackmailed into voting to confirm Petey Pee Pants as Defense Secretary by MAGA agents who knew she was effing a legendary sex machine Air Force officer assigned to lobby for the branch on Capitol Hill. Then on the other there was the “we’re all going to die someday” free ad material for a Dem challenger. Plus who the hell knows what other reasons she hates this job.

Anyway fuck her and the breadbags she rode in on. Tommy Tuberville and Marsha Blackburn don’t have integrity because their stupid hick brains are incapable of perceiving what integrity is. There is no selling out for them because they were bought long ago. Ernst isn’t dumb, she had some tiny remnants of a soul, and nevertheless she gave that away just to make it from one month to the next.

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In leaked audio obtained by the Atlanta Journal Constitution, Republican Georgia Governor Brian Kemp can be heard shit-talking MAGA Congressmen Mike Collins and Buddy Carter as non-viable candidates to take on incumbent Dem Senator Jon Ossoff in next year’s crucial midterm.

“Another congressman from a heavily Republican district with a congressional voting record isn’t going to work… I know and respect both Congressmen Carter and Collins. This is not an attack on them. It’s just the way that I feel. Ossoff will have hundreds of millions of dollars to define anyone’s voting record in the worst possible light,” said Kemp, an astute observer of politics who nevertheless proooooobably wishes this audio hadn’t leaked given the reported private tensions between him and the Orange God Emperor over Kemp’s selling his endorsee Derek Dooley over the two cultists Carver and Collins. “People are pissed. Trumpworld is pissed,” a source told NOTUS of the drama.

The former University of Tennessee NCAA football coach Dooley is “a hard worker who can connect with people and will bring common sense to Washington,” the governor said on the call with GOP donors. “While he may not have a political background, he has been tested more than most.”

Thailand’s top constitutional court on Friday dropped the hammer on 39 year-old nepo hire Prime Minister Ivanka Paetongtarn Shinawatra, who was suspended from office early last month following the leak of a phone call with Cambodian elder statesman Hun Sen over a skirmish between the countries’ militaries – one that escalated into almost all-out war leaving dozens dead during her suspension – removing her from office and setting off a possible constitutional crisis, AFP reports.

Paetongtarn successfully talked the former Cambodian head of state Sen – who still maintains a considerable amount of power – into ordering his military to ease up even after one of their soldiers was killed in a skirmish with Thai troops. Paetongtarn called Sen “uncle” out of respect given her family’s previous history with him and badmouthed some of the extremists in her own military, something seen by her conservative opponents as “breaching ethical standards.” Yet even the fact that the cross-border violence got considerably worse while Acting Prime Minister Suriya Juangroongruangkit was in charge apparently did not vindicate Paetongtarn and the court nixed her.

The now-former Prime Minister is the fifth out of six from a party founded by her father, former PM Thaskin Shinawatra, to have been removed over the last two decades. One of them, Samak Sundaravej, was canned by the court in 2008 for hosting a TV cooking show. Only Thaskin, 76, himself has dodged that ignominy and – just last week – 15 years in the joint on royal insult charges.

Hulk Hogan’s wife evidently isn’t accepting the sage words of Iowa Senator Joni Ernst about the nature of death and is suing the doctors who operated on the racist wrestler’s neck back in May alleging that they effed up his nerves or something when they tried to fix a 71 year-old lifelong steroid abuser who spent decades violently pretend-fighting other men who often weighed upwards of 300 lbs of muscle, Breitbart reports. The far right propaganda site notes that “the Hulkster’s” widow Sky Daily “ordered a private autopsy to try to pinpoint the causes of his death, but she has not released those results to the public,” which sure sounds like she already has the results.

“Sky also said she is working with the police and supplying them with all house surveillance videos, accounts of Hogan’s medications, and his entire set of medical records,” Breitbart writes because why not just open the door a little teeny tiny sliver to allow for the paranoid MAGA freaks in the reader base – as in pretty much all of them – to start a Deep State assassination narrative?

In separate Friday morning cable news bits, Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson first refused to engage with CNN anchor John Berman’s parsing of Fox News’s polling showing the small number of popular provisions to the Big Beautiful Piece of Shit his party jammed through Congress early last month, saying the poll was manipulated somehow and that the whole thing is actually super popular since he’s been to town halls in which people stood up to applaud the legislation.

He then cited the makeup of California’s House delegation to claim that Golden State MAGA voters are being disenfranchised under Gov Gavin Newsom’s retaliatory re-gerrymander, unlike Texas Dem voters who don’t deserve shit. Later on Fox News Johnson was asked to respond to Newsom highlighting Louisiana’s murder rate is nearly four times that of California’s, clearly annoying the speaker who said Newsom “needs to go an govern his state and not be engaging in all this.”

The monthly Bureau of Economic analysis “Personal Income and Outlays, July 2025” report shows that the Core Personal Expenditure “index for July increased 2.6 percent. Excluding food and energy, the PCE price index increased 2.9 percent from one year ago.” CNBC reports that, though it’s a 0.1 percent annual increase, it is in line with Dow Jones consensus expectations on the “Federal Reserve’s preferred inflation measure” and an indication “that [notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein’s friend] President Donald Trump’s tariffs are working their way through the US economy.”

For the second time this August a client of Brad Bondi, brother of scumbag US Attorney General Pam, has scored a complete and total exoneration for a federal criminal client, ABC News reports on the obviously completely meritocratic and objective display of his lawyering skills.

Missouri property developer Sid Chakraverty had been facing felony wire fraud charges in a 2024 indictment that accused him of lying about hiring women/minority-owned subcontractors on a housing development in order to receive tax benefits. With the Biden-appointed US Attorney gone and a new sheriff in town, Trump’s federal prosecutors took a fresh look and decided that Chakraverty wasn’t such a bad guy and he agreed to simply pay the tax credits back to the IRS.

The W for Brad came just weeks after prosecutors gave Republican former Florida state Rep Carolina Amesty amnesty on charges that she ripped off the government’s 2020 COVID relief programs. Amesty had faced 20 years in the joint, now down to 0 thanks to Brad’s lawyering.

Convicted felon President Trump has canceled former Vice President Kamala Harris’s Secret Service detail that had been quietly extended indefinitely by former President Joe Biden in an undisclosed order, CNN reports. Unlike presidents, who are protected for life, former vice presidents only get six months worth of protection after leaving office, unless the sitting president extends it.

Which Biden did. And Trump undid. “You are hereby authorized to discontinue any security-related procedures previously authorized by Executive Memorandum, beyond those required by law, for the following individual, effective September 1, 2025: Former Vice President Kamala D Harris,” wrote Trump in a memo to DHS on Thursday. The rug pull comes just days before Harris is set to go on a tour promoting her memoir, “107 Days” about her failed campaign against the Orange Tyrant.

Below is an image of the aftermath of the deadly crash caused by illegal immigrant and unlicensed truck driver Harijinder Singh in St Lucie County, Florida earlier this month, the license plate covered up by someone proficient in MS Paint in the sheriff’s office after Singh made an illegal U-turn and the minivan’s driver plowed into the trailer. You can think of it as an allegory for the situation or as a deliberate choice in controlling certain politically-charged elements of the narrative in the story.

It probably is the latter, let’s be honest here. Will get to why, but first an update on the aftermath of the August 12th crash that gathered a shit ton of MAGA media attention because of the driver, a 28 year-old Singh, who entered the US illegally via Mexico in 2018. How this is known is not clear, the Tampa Bay Times writes that Florida state troopers did not arrest him at the scene and only found out about his status after checking with ICE two days later, by that time Singh was already back home in California for seriously who the hell knows what reason they let him go after three people were freaking killed. Heels-wearing Gov Ron DeSantis then made a big scene and sent his Lt Gov to arrest Singh and take him back to Florida when he never should’ve left in the first place.

Now that they’re in power again, Republicans have resumed their harassment of Google over Gmail’s spam blockers filtering out their bullshit fundraising blasts, this time through the FTC, Axios reports.

“I write due to recent reporting that suggests Alphabet’s administration of Gmail is designed to have partisan effects, and accordingly to notify you that Alphabet may be engaging in unfair or deceptive acts or practices,” Trump FTC Chair Andrew Ferguson wrote in a letter to Google CEO Sundar Pichai, adding “I write to inform you of your obligations under the FTC Act… Any act or practice inconsistent with these obligations could lead to an FTC investigation and potential enforcement action.”

Republican Surry County, North Carolina Board of Elections Chair James Yokely submitted his resignation on Tuesday, a few weeks after a bizarre incident described in an August 8th Wilmington Police Department statement posted on Facebook: “On August 8, 2025, while on patrol, a Wilmington Police Officer was flagged down by James Yokeley at the Sheetz gas station at 2517 Shipyard Blvd. Mr Yokeley informed the officer that his two juvenile granddaughters had found two hard objects in the ice cream they had recently purchased at the Dairy Queen located at 5901 Oleander Dr. Medical personnel checked the two juveniles. It was determined that they had not ingested any of the substances. The two pills were collected, and preliminary field tests conducted indicated that the pills were illegal narcotics. Those pills have since been sent to the State lab for further conclusive testing. WPD detectives were notified and opened an investigation.”

“During the investigation, it was determined by video footage that Yokeley had been the one who placed the two pills into both victims’ ice cream. Mr James Edwin Yokeley Jr, age 66, has been charged with contaminating food or drink with a controlled substance and felony child abuse. He was transported to the New Hanover County Detention Center and posted a $100,000 secured bond. This is still an ongoing investigation,” the post continued and extra LOL at the part where he was on video trying to frame the Dairy Queen for who the hell knows what reason or objective.

For his part in his resignation letter Yokely wrote he remains “prayerfully confident that I will be exonerated of all accusations levied against me,” so no explanation on motive or the point of it will be forthcoming. Also curious about where a 66 year-old MAGA gets coke and ecstasy.