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MAGA bro podcasters “apologize” to fans for Netanyahu interview

Tucked in the middle of a Thursday Axios article in which the bullet point factory writes the Republican Party is “scrambling” to “contain a generational revolt” from younger MAGAmericans over Israel is a pretty telling detail about how bad this is getting for Team Genocide: Pro-Trump bro podcasters the Nelk Boys were forced to “apologize” to their audience for platforming Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu in a recent and reportedly very softball interview that “Bibi” had booked for damage control after the IDF bombed the only Catholic church in Gaza and ultra-extremist West Bank settlers attacked an ancient Christian community in the ghettoized territory.

Except they didn’t “apologize” directly so much as respond to the outrage by booking none other than hardcore antisemite Nick Fuentes and another quasi-Nazi MAGA influencer named Myron Gaines, who on his own show days later featured a guest who praised Hitler and argued that the Holocaust was justified. That was how the Nelks balanced things out to quell their fans’ anger.

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WORLDWIDE PREMIERE: Ron Wyden is like Q, except he’s a Democrat and the leader of the globalist pedophile cabal is Trump

THE STORM IS HERE! Senator Ron Wyden, a lispy old 6’4 nerd representing Oregon is kind of like Q as he promises to blow the lid off a pedophile ring at the highest levels of government except he’s a Democrat and the leader of the Satanic cabal is convicted felon President Trump. WHERE WYDEN GOES ONE WE GO ALL! TRUST HIS PLAN PATRIOTS! SPACE LASER THE EPSTEIN ACCOMPLICES!

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Smithsonian erases Trump impeachments from history exhibit

The Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History this month quietly removed information about convicted felon President Trump’s two impeachments from an exhibit on the constitutional mechanism, a source tells the Washington Post about a “content review” the Trump Regime ordered the institution to undertake in order to avoid punishments like further suppression of historical facts.

Where since 2021 a temporary label that included info about the two trials the fat fuck faced and was acquitted by jury nullification was applied while a permanent one was being devised, the display now looks as it had since 2008, saying “only three presidents have seriously faced removal.”

Those being Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton. “In reviewing our legacy content recently, it became clear that the ‘Limits of Presidential Power’ section in The American Presidency: A Glorious Burden exhibition needed to be addressed,” a Smithson spokesperson said in a statement. “The section of this exhibition covers Congress, The Supreme Court, Impeachment, and Public Opinion. Because the other topics in this section had not been updated since 2008, the decision was made to restore the Impeachment case back to its 2008 appearance,” the spokesperson added to their confusing non-explanation about the suppression of history.

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America takes record for largest lightning bolt ever recorded

“The World Meteorological Organization (WMO) has established a new world record for the longest lightning flash – an incredible 829 km (515 miles) in a notorious storm hotspot in the United States of America. The megaflash occurred in October 2017, during a major thunderstorm complex.”

“It extended from eastern Texas to near Kansas City – equivalent to the distance between Paris and Venice in Europe. It would take a car about eight to nine hours and a commercial plane at least 90 minutes to cover that distance. WMO’s Committee on Weather and Climate Extremes, which maintains official records of global, hemispheric and regional extremes, recognized the new record with the help of the latest satellite technologies. The findings were published in the Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society. There is a margin of error of ± 8 km (5 mi) in the new record of 829 km (515 miles). It is 61 kilometers greater than the previous record, which covered a distance of 768 ± 8 km (477.2 ± 5 miles) across parts of the southern United States on 29 April 2020. The new record lightning flash occurred in one of the hotspots for Mesoscale Convective System (MCS) thunderstorms, whose dynamics permit extraordinary megaflashes to occur – namely, the Great Plains in North America,” says the World Meteorological Organization in a statement.

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Politico compiles 47 attempts by Trump to distract from Epstein

The website of record for the swamp, Politico have compiled a list of 47 attempted distractions by convicted felon President Trump since the July 7th memo from his Justice Department claiming there is actually no client list, including the Red Soz, Cocoa-Cola, revoking Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship, trying to force the Washington Commanders to change their name back to the Redskins, accusing Barack Obama “the crime of the century” with his “Russia, Russia, Russia hoax” and more nonsense on his Truth Social feed… And then there were a handful of posts complaining about Epstein.

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Weed pizza fuckup hospitalizes seven with anxiety and dizziness

“During October 22–24, 2024, at least 85 persons, ranging from age 1–91 years, ate food from a restaurant in Wisconsin and experienced symptoms consistent with THC intoxication. The restaurant was in a building with a cooperative (ie, shared) kitchen used by a state-licensed vendor who produced edible THC products. The restaurant mistakenly used THC-infused oil from the cooperative kitchen to prepare dough,” says a final report from a CDC investigation into an October 2024 incident at a Madison, Wisconsin-area pizza place called “Famous Yeti’s.”

“Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), a psychoactive substance found in Cannabis sativa plants, including varieties such as hemp, is increasingly being used in consumer products. On October 24, 2024, local emergency medical services reported to Public Health Madison & Dane County in Wisconsin that since October 22, they had transported seven persons to a local hospital for various symptoms, including dizziness, sleepiness, and anxiety. All seven persons reported having recently eaten food from the same local restaurant. Investigation by PHMDC determined that on October 22, the restaurant had run out of cooking oil and used oil from a cooperative kitchen located in the same building. One of the vendors who used the kitchen made edible products using hemp-derived Δ9-THC.”

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Lara Trump’s replacement launches North Carolina Senate bid

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Old Man Grassley having difficulty remembering his own long yarn

“Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) today is making public the formerly Classified Appendix (‘Durham annex’) to John Durham’s 2023 Special Counsel report. The Unclassified Report and the Classified Appendix form the entirety of Durham’s Special Counsel Report. The Durham annex contains previously classified information exposing a reported Clinton campaign plan to falsely tie President Donald Trump to Russia. The annex also goes into further detail on matters discussed in the Unclassified Report, specifically: Potential election influence by a foreign government regarding Hillary Clinton; False statements to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISA court) regarding FISA renewal applications for Carter Page;”

“The FBI’s failure – under the leadership of then-Director James Comey – to investigate intelligence that the Clinton campaign may have created the Russia collusion hoax. Meanwhile the Comey-led FBI used the Steele Dossier – a Clinton campaign creation – to obtain FISA warrants on Carter Page. Attorney General Pam Bondi, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director Kash Patel and Intelligence Community elements declassified the Durham annex at Grassley’s request. In requesting its declassification, which included declassification of information by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and National Security Agency (NSA), Grassley argued that ‘the overriding public interest demands the release of this information, and doing so would benefit public transparency and accountability,'” says Old Man Grassley’s office in a big press release about Hillary’s perfidy.

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Fox News reports White House calls David Hogg a pipsqueak

In an article headlined “David Hogg lobs profanity-laced Epstein accusation at Trump,” Fox News reports the survivor of the 2018 Parkland school massacre-turned-activist-turned-briefly Vice Chair of the DNC David Hogg told the propaganda network’s reporter that “Biden should have released” the list of dead sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein’s clients and that “Trump absolutely should, but he won’t because he’s on the goddamn list.” Yes, “goddamn” is the “profanity” billed in Fox’s headline.

Asked for a statement to respond to Hogg’s comments, White House spokesworm Harrison Fields said “No one, including his own party, cares what that pipsqueak has to say, and most of the country would rather hear nails on a chalkboard than the Gen Z nonsense he pushes for attention.”

And that was the extent of the White House’s official comment in response to David Hogg saying that Trump won’t release the Epstein filed because he’s in them: He’s a “pipsqueak.” Seems kind of um, wanting, right? Like yeah, Hogg pissed off a lot of people and was run out of his post but…

Actually there is no but to that response. They just dismissed his argument as if it were his alone and not that of other people like Elon Musk and Joe Rogan and a shit ton of those other “bro” podcasters who were so important to MAGA for a few months last year when they were helping Trump lie to the very “Gen Z” audience Fields also just kind of mocked. It’s almost as though this was like Fox News staging the quote from Hogg so they could get the White House on the record so then they could tell their audience to ignore the question and focus on who’s asking it. No this guy who’s asking it and not the other guys who have far more reach than him. Forget them. They’re not cool anymore.

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Chinese investor visa scammer pleads guilty: Justice Department press release missing certain key details about how scam worked

“Earlier today, at the federal courthouse in Central Islip, Sherry Xue Li pleaded guilty to money laundering conspiracy and conspiracy to defraud the United States by obstructing the Federal Election Commission’s (FEC’s) administration of campaign finance laws. Li orchestrated a nearly decade-long scheme to defraud investors in a fictitious development project out of more than $30 million. As part of the scheme, Li and her co-defendant Lianbo Wang falsely promised those investors that their investments would guarantee them lawful permanent resident status in the United States. Li and Wang also sold foreign investors access to US politicians at fundraisers by collecting foreign-sourced funds from them and unlawfully contributing those funds to US political campaigns and committees. When sentenced, Li faces up to 20 years in prison. As part of her plea agreement, Li agreed to forfeit $31.5 million, as well as property at three locations. In 2024, Wang pleaded guilty to engaging in unlawful monetary transactions and conspiracy to defraud the United States, and was sentenced to 60 months’ imprisonment,” says a Justice Department press release.

“Li and Wang defrauded investors in a fictitious development project in Sullivan County, New York called the Thompson Education Center (TEC) (the TEC Project) out of more than $30 million. Many of the victims were foreign nationals located in the People’s Republic of China (PRC) who were persuaded to invest in the project by the defendants’ false assurances that their $500,000 investments would guarantee them lawful permanent residence in the United States through the EB-5 investment visa program administered by the Department of Homeland Security, US Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS). The defendants falsely represented the progress they were making on the project and its support from government officials. The defendants distributed promotional materials that contained photographs of Li with prominent US politicians to falsely convey government support for the project…” And HOLY SHIT! Which “prominent US politician”?

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Cruise ship abandoned 600 passengers during tsunami warning

A Norwegian Cruise Lines vessel didn’t tell more than 600 passengers they were on their own during an excursion stop in Hilo, on Hawaii’s Big Island on Tuesday, the vessel just kind of left, stranding them while a potentially apocalyptic wave generated by an earthquake off the coast of Russia had spurred a tsunami watch, KHON reports on some panicky bitches on the ship line.

Eric Anderson says he was out on an excursion with his dad when he got a text that the boat was leaving at 4 PM due to the tsunami watch. They quickly jumped on their bus back to the port, only to see the fucking thing steaming out to sea. Locals found out and brought all the stranded passengers to a high school gym that was being used as an evacuation shelter. The boat eventually returned after an all-clear and all 600 or so re-embarked the next day to continue the cruise.

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TACO Thursday con El Gordo Naranjo Coño! EL-O-EL!

“I have just concluded a telephone conversation with the President of Mexico, Claudia Sheinbaum, which was very successful in that, more and more, we are getting to know and understand each other. The complexities of a Deal with Mexico are somewhat different than other Nations because of both the problems, and assets, of the Border. We have agreed to extend, for a 90 Day period, the exact same Deal as we had for the last short period of time, namely, that Mexico will continue to pay a 25 percent Fentanyl Tariff, 25 percent on Cars, and 50 percent on Steel, Aluminum, and Copper.”

“Additionally, Mexico has agreed to immediately terminate its Non Tariff Trade Barriers, of which there were many. We will be talking to Mexico over the next 90 Days with the goal of signing a Trade Deal somewhere within the 90 Day period of time, or longer. Present at the meeting were Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick, US Trade Representative and Ambassador Jamieson Greer, Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, and Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy, and United States Homeland Security Advisor, Stephen Miller. There will be continued cooperation on the Border as it relates to all aspects of Security, including Drugs, Drug Distribution, and Illegal Immigration into the United States. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” – Una escriba de Puto-culo Presidente de los Esatados Unidos.

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MAGA freaks aren’t as obsessed with human trafficking lately

“A joint social media study from Montclair State University faculty in the Joetta Di Bella and Fred C Sautter III Center for Strategic Communication in the College of Communication and Media and the Global Center on Human Trafficking shows a 64 percent decrease in the total number of posts about human trafficking made by prominent QAnon affiliated/MAGA accounts when compared to the highpoint of such posts in 2023,” says the abstract to the study at Montclair’s website.

“Results from the study produced by the Center for Strategic Communication and the Global Center on Human Trafficking include a 64 percent decrease in human trafficking posts from significant MAGA accounts from 1/1/2025 to 7/20/2025 when compared to the same period in 2023 (the highest volume year of trafficking posts among online conservative voices), a 79 percent reduction in the total volume of human trafficking posts in the studied accounts between 2023 and 2025, no posts from the MAGA accounts studied related to proposed cuts to the State Department’s Office to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons (despite such content generating 29.5M potential views from other online sources), and a greater than 50 percent reduction in views of human trafficking posts for 2025 from all studied MAGA accounts, indicating potential diminished interest from their respective audiences,” the abstract to the not-super-lengthy piece of research continued.

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Weak, low-energy Lithuanian prime minister quits

Failing, weak Lithuanian Prime Minister Gintautas Paluckas called it quits Thursday amid multiple witch hunts into his personal and business affairs, the AP reports. He didn’t fight, he’s not a fighter.

“Seeing how the scandals are hindering the work of the government, I believe that I cannot allow our ruling coalition and the Cabinet to become hostages to these scandals,” Paluckas wrote in a letter to party members, aka Lithuanian Panicans. “Therefore, I have decided to take a quick and decisive decision. I never cling to any position in life – and so I am open to all scenarios and decisions.” Sad.

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“Mein Kamala-ampf” is right there if any MAGA site wants it

National Zero is not in the business of supplying content ideas to right wing propaganda sites – if anything it’s the other way around – but in this case an exception can be made due to the dually phonetic and orthographic qualities of “Mein Kamala-ampf.” Just realize that the original was written after its author had failed to take power but before he was successful a second time around. MAGA media sites may want to avoid prophesying that which could self-fulfill and thus burden them.

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